Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Greetings from down south in Atlanta, Georgia. It's been a wild few weeks in the OaOasT, finally all coming down to tonight's major PPV extravaganza. And boy, this one has keeper written all over it. As your personal tour guide to the rumble, here's a preview of the card. Royal Rumble Matchup Gauntlet-Style Format Rules: 2 men start. 3 minute intervals. Only six men in the ring at a time. Eliminations by pinfall or submission. Alfdogg, Slickster, CobainWasMurdered, Angle-Plex, Sandman9000, Big Poppa Popick, Zack Malibu, Jailbait, Tony149, MarioLogan/Elv1s, Thunder Kid, Jingus, Masked Mystery Eskimo, Reject, EvenflowDDT, Spider Poet, El Dandy, Brock Ausstin, Green Mist, Naz Mistry Several names stand out as top contenders right now. Zack's gotta be the odds on favorite, and I'll be right there trying to help him win. He fully deserves the shot at AngleMania. However, we can't count out CWM or the big man named Jingus. Alfdogg, a former champion, could also impact the match tonight. Most every talent is involved in a match on the card before, so fatigue should even for everyone. Big Poppa's Predictions: Winner: Zack Malibu Last Eliminated: Jingus Ironman: Alfdogg First Eliminated: Agnes OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match Euthanasia Match AngleSault © vs. SuperStar What the hell is a Euthanasia match anyways? Well, these two met last month in a contest that ended in a draw. I'm sure that's not going to happen this time. We do know that a cage is involved. Since the match has been planned by AngleSault, he would seem to have an advantage. However, Superstar's been very hungry as of late. I've heard him say he's going to do anything to get the title Big Poppa Predicts: AngleSault retains OAOAST North American Title Match AnglePlex ©vs. Thunderkid Who knew that when I lost to AnglePlex 4 months ago that he would still have the title. In what has to be now called a highly successful title reign, AnglePlex puts it on the line again against Thunderkid. I'm sorry, but you know I can't predict anything but an Agnes loss here. OAOAST Tag Team Gauntlet Championship Match CobainWasMurdered & Sandman9000 © vs. Green Mist & Naz Mistry vs. Spider Poet & El Dandy vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection (Masked Mystery Eskimp & Jingus) vs. Big Poppa Popick & Tony "The Body" Well, order is really important in this match. Everyone's got a chance here I think. Eskimo and Jingus have got to be looking to get back a title they lost nefariously. Los Infernales are paralleling AMW as a breakout tag team of the year. Myself and Tony just want to pummel as much as we can out of any aWo member. And lastly, the underdogs Greenmist and NazMistry have got to be looking for something to prove, or at least get them out of their slump. Big Poppa Predicts: Eskimo and Jingus beat SP/Dandy to regain the titles. OAOAST X-Title Match EvenflowDDT © vs. Reject Evenflow seems to be living the self-indulgent lifestyle, which is good, until you mess with someone's mother. That was just plain wrong. Evenflow's being cocky, Reject is training. In addition, it looks like Alison won't be in EF's corner this time. Big Poppa Predicts: Reject upsets Evenflow Brock Ausstin vs. Jailbait Two new rookies to the OaOasT are squaring off against each other. For the last couple of weeks, they've attacked and/or made fun of each's abilities and names. Now they'll actually get in the ring to show their stuff. I'm excited about both, and while styles may seem to clash, this could really get OaOasT fans excited about our talent acquisition. Big Poppa Predicts: Jailbait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
