I'm meeting HBK on Feb 22'nd

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

So HBK is coming by a mall here in Mississauga (Ontario, Canada) on Feb 22'nd. I have two options:

 

1) Talk, have fun, get an autograph and a picture then go on my way.....

 

2) Take advantage of this situation to the fullest extent my smark brain will allow.

 

So far I've come up with the follwing things.....

 

To Say to HBK

 

- *spits in HBK's face* "That was for Bret you fuckin cocksucker"

- " Mr. Michaels sir, can you help me find my smile?"

- " So are you going to do the job for Jericho or what?"

 

To give to HBK to sign

 

- Bible

- Pic of him in the mullett phase

 

And finally, my trump card, my ace in the hole......

 

- My Bret Hart "Wrestling With Shadows" poster

 

Suggestions?

- Porno movie featuring the actor Sean Michaels

 

EDIT- Delete this one, I didn't know my first effort worked. Sorry.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Have a certificate that says "mullet of the year 1993" and award it to him...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Ask him what the over/under is in Vegas for the number of Clique members that will get injured by the end of the year...

 

Ask him if he will lay down for you even though your initials aren't H, H, and H...

 

Tell him that on the date of Survivor Series 1997....you stole more than he did...

 

or you can just tell him that YOU are the REAL Intercontinental Champion and you want to have a ladder match at Wrestlemania~!

[Guest HartFan86]

LMAO....ANY Bret memorabila would rule.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Could you wear the glasses, and the leather jacket...walk up and scream "YOU SCREWED ME" before knocking him down, putting him in the Sharpshooter, releasing it two seconds later and then acting like something wierd just happened before running off with your friends...

[Guest bob_barron]

There was a chance I was gonna meet HBK in August and I was gonna have him sign my Bible and I was gonna say:

 

Just between you and me- your feet hit the floor at RR 95 right?

[Guest ISportsFan]

Could you wear the glasses, and the leather jacket...walk up and scream "YOU SCREWED ME" before knocking him down, putting him in the Sharpshooter, releasing it two seconds later and then acting like something wierd just happened before running off with your friends...

That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while

 

Jason

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Just when you are about to leave Say:

 

"What I'm going to do is go back home and see what's left for me; whether it'll be in this autograph session -whether it'll be out of this autograph session. I know that over the, ah, last several minutes I've lost a lot of things and one of them has been my pen. And ... and I know it doesn't mean a whole lot to everbody else, but it means a lot to me. So I have to go back and fix myself-and take care of myself, and I have to go back and I have to find my pen because somewhere along the line I lost it and I don't care, really ... I don't care if it's unpopular, and I don't care if, ah, people want to make fun of me because I'm an emotional guy. But, um ...this is all I've ever wanted to do and ah, over the last few minutes I got to do it and whether you like me or not, I just want to tell you that, ah, last few minutes was the most wonderful few minutes of my life. And, ah, if I never do get to do it again, it'll be okay because I got to live these few minutes as being the number one guy in this line and it was the single, most greatest few minutes of my life."

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I almost forget his famous "Lost My Pen" speech... that was GOLD...

 

or you could totally do a Super Safe Pedigree on him and say "sorry...didn't want to hurt your ego"

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Rudo- Or I can just say "Sean.....can you tell me a lie?"

[Guest bob_barron]

Damn- now I'm debating whether to go

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Rudo- Or I can just say "Sean.....can you tell me a lie?"

i am such a mark for that damn song

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Throw him through a conveniently placed barbershop window

[Guest EternallyLazy]

lol this reminds me of the time I met Buff Bagwell at a World of Wheels... my friend had the video camera and was taping me... and as we were waiting in line (yes, there was a line lol) we would say stuff like "wow... look at that. Stone Cold Steve Austin..." and when I sat down beside him to get my picture taken, I ask "hey, can you say your famous catch phrase? You know... something like 'and that's the bottom line because stone cold said so?" He looked off to the right at a security guard, flashing him a "can you believe this guy" like look... he then said a sentence I'll never forget... "Stone Cold... stone cold... stone cold... who?" (because two months later he was actually on RAW getting the crap beat out of him by Austin)

[Guest C-Bacon]

which mall? square one?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Wow. Some guy is stuck in your stank-ass shopping mall and so you want to be a prick. Goddamn.

 

Although, really, you ought to ask him why the hell he decided to play a male stripper until 1997.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Eh, I wouldn't harass him the way a lot of you guys suggested, even if he does deserve it.

 

How about asking him why he took that cheapshot at Bret on Raw?

 

Or "Shawn, in your opinion, is Triple H going to go to hell?" If you wanna, act markish and say that JR keeps saying so.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

you should draw a smile on a piece of paper, hand it to him and say, "I found this a few years ago, I think its yours." Smarky enough, and not enough to where he may try to attack you.

[TheFranchise 0]

I have to hand it to you guys, you gave me a damn good laugh today

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

My guess is you will lose your balls on the day of the event and kiss his ass, and that probably goes for the rest of you too.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

cynical has the best idea yet.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Although, really, you ought to ask him why the hell he decided to play a male stripper until 1997.

I agree with this post.

[TheFranchise 0]

Yeah, that would be a classic. Or you could draw a smile on an autographed smile of Bret Hart..

[Guest candie45]

you should draw a smile on a piece of paper, hand it to him and say, "I found this a few years ago, I think its yours." Smarky enough, and not enough to where he may try to attack you.

Now *that* had me pissing my pants.

 

Just imagine his reaction...

[Guest bob_barron]

Hey LOTC-

 

Where in Mississauga is this gonna take place?

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Talk to him about what an asshole that Earl Hebner is for screwing Bret.

[Guest Eagan469]

bring a boombox, and while you're in line, have Shawn's theme playing, but not too loud

 

Then when you get up to him, jack up the volume and change the track to Bret's theme - have someone with a camera get his reaction

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

you could always ask him if he really would rather "be in Chyna"

 

Or you could get up to him....get his autograph...then look around kinda sad...say "shit...I thought Chris Jericho and Bret Hart were going to be here" and then walk away disgusted...

[Guest D'Lo White]

Just walk around in a Syracuse sweat shirt and hat rubbing your fist with a big smirk on your face.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Ask him if it was him or Vince who swallowed.