I can't wait to tell my grandchildren this someday

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Last night, about 3am, I took a shit in the street. It's one of those things that I just knew was gonna happen someday, but I thought I'd be waaaay more intoxicated. My two best friends work together in a 24hr shop, and they had the place to themselves for the whole night. Me and another friend left the pub at closing time and went there, bought loads of junk food, but the door to the back where the staff toilet was jammed and I couldn't take a shit on the premises. What's a guy to do? Good job they had paper towels. I then bought some bottled water and soap, as to make sure it was perfectly hygienic. We were actually helping with the morning newpapers by 4am, and didn't leave until 5. Ah well, it was liberating, if nothing else.

[Guest bob_barron]

One time I committed public urination. It was awesome

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*standing ovation*

 

I took a piss in the middle of an empty street in Canada

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

**Wonder Years narration**

 

I didn't know it then, but I had entered a new phase in my life. Winnie didn't know I was a street-shitter but deep down a part of me knew she knew and that she was one too...she just had that "I just pooed in the parked lot" aura to her...

 

**end Wonder Years Narration**

[Guest bob_barron]

My public urination was in New York City at 4 am- I feel bad for the building I peeded on cause I drenched that place.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

I average 5-7 drunken public urinations a week. But this time was, it was special.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

My friend Shannon (a girl) once took a piss in front of a Friendly's because she was wicked drunk.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

At the last gathering I attended the room everyone laid around in when they were drunk just happened to be the bathroom, and people just got up and had a piss every now and then. That was special.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Once I drunkenly pissed on the side of UBC's chemistry building, to show my disdain for the school. Good times.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Two buddies and I once pissed on our high school. We tried to spell our intitials but that's easier said than done.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Has anyone else ever pissed off of someone's balcony? I found that the extra height and the loud splashing sound upon the sidewalk below added a little excitement to the rather mundane act of public urination.

[Guest Sturgis]

**Wonder Years narration**

 

I didn't know it then, but I had entered a new phase in my life. Winnie didn't know I was a street-shitter but deep down a part of me knew she knew and that she was one too...she just had that "I just pooed in the parked lot" aura to her...

 

**end Wonder Years Narration**

Homer: "Bart what are staring at?"

[Guest Ace309]

I'm making it my life's work to someday urinate on Strom Thurmond Boulevard.

[Guest Renegade]

I once went to a bar in france, took a shit and didnt even flush. Luckily I was long gone from the bar before anybody else went in.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I've shat in the street before, like 3 times. For what it's worth, I have tried to urinate off of a building, but it didn't work. I have a problem getting the flow to start unless I'm alone.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

the fact that someone put in the Simpson's reference to my Wonders Years narration really shows how much people enjoy "Three Men And A Comic Book"

[Guest Mole]

When I'm drunk, anything has the right to be pissed on.

[Guest treble charged]

Some kid took a shit on my lawn once. It was pretty gross.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

oh god, I wouldn't shit on someone's doorstep unless I hated them, I ain't advocating that. Unless he meant it as a gift. I want to throw up on live television, that's my ambition now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I piss in the street constantly. No pesky aiming or flushing. I prefer it.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Great fun story here ...

 

A group of me and my friends had just gotten back from the movies to the place where we all collectively worked (a few of us had dropped our cars off there). It was late at night and no cars were in the parking lot and the Pizza Hut was closed for the night. So my friends, Jon and James had the bright idea of "Hey, I have to go to the bathroom ... let's piss on Pizza Hut!" Joe and I opted to stay in the car.

 

So the two of them waltz up to the left side of the door, unzip and start pissing. Just then, the door opens and store manager comes out and sees the two of them in all of their urinating glory. Joe and I just sat in the car laughing our asses off as they tried to explain themselves. It was pure gold.

[Guest Incandenza]

I shat on a public tennis court once (and I was sober). As for public pissing, I'd say I do that about twice a month. Never off a balcony, though I've been meaning to try it.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

"It was pure gold."

 

Did anyone else think this was funny?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I pissed out of my second-story bedroom window once because I needed to go and I was bored...

[Guest Choken One]

Public Shitting? No. Public Urination...Fuck Yeah. Bout once a week...Peed on the football game on the sidelies (We were the away team) and we killed them. Peed off The 21st floor in a hotel balcony in Myrtle Beach into the sunroom of a car, it waz sweet. and lastly, I pissed into an old race car of my dad's Gas Tank.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wow, I wish I was as brave as you guys are. I can't even use a public restroom, or even my own bathroom if there's a lot of company over.

[Guest TheGame2705]

One time my mom was using the bathroom and I had to go super bad so I pissed in a pencil box and then threw it out the window. I used to live across the street from an ambulance place and I was probably 10 and was out on my porch and didn't feel like going inside so I pissed off my balcony and then realized it was in front of them. One time in swim I pissed on someone in the shower because they slapped my ass with a towel. All these gay activities before I was even into that sorta stuff, shame. Public pooping, once. I crapped in my backyard near the downstairs apt. and stupidly called my mom over to come look at it and I said "look a dog did a human poop". Of course I got punished.

[Guest Incandenza]

Wow, I wish I was as brave as you guys are. I can't even use a public restroom, or even my own bathroom if there's a lot of company over.

Wow, that's pretty bad. A friend of mine has a similar problem, but he can at least piss if he's familiar with the person/s near by. We all consider it a compliment if he can urinate in front of you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wow, I wish I was as brave as you guys are.  I can't even use a public restroom, or even my own bathroom if there's a lot of company over.

Wow, that's pretty bad. A friend of mine has a similar problem, but he can at least piss if he's familiar with the person/s near by. We all consider it a compliment if he can urinate in front of you.

Yea, it really sucks because I'll be drinking and like in pain and at a friend's house and I'll have to hold it for an hour or however long until I can get back to my place because I'll dash to someone else's bathroom and it just won't come out, which of course freaks me out and makes me even less likely to go (somewhat ironically, given most people's reaction to fear is TO piss themselves). It's really bothering me, since it only developed in recent years, I'm sure I could use public restrooms when I was a lad. I just don't understand it, but it's REALLY inconvenient, to say the least.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Evenflow, just take your own life. I cannot imagine living in your pain.*

 

I'm just trying to remember where i've pissed..there was my friend's shed, (i asked him first) my sink (which is opposite my toilet, but I get bored easily) My bin (must have been LOADED, can't remember a thing) A drawer full of clothes (ditto) the last one there scared me really, I try not to get paraletically drunk anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*It should be noted, that if/when evenflow buys the farm, saturnmark should NOT be blamed. Bad.