Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2003 Would Nathan and HHH have posedowns and arm wrestling contests, or a 'Prison Love' match? and in honor of Nathan, my new Avatar was stolen from Yuma High School aka The Yuma Criminals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Nathan Jones vs Booker T Hell in a Jail Cell match. I'm calling it right now. You think Heyman wouldn't just eat that up? It'll happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest teke184 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Nathan Jones vs Booker T Hell in a Jail Cell match. I'm calling it right now. You think Heyman wouldn't just eat that up? It'll happen. They need to bring in Ken Patera as the special guest referee if they do that match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 or Mr. Saito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Nathan Jones vs Booker T Hell in a Jail Cell match. I'm calling it right now. You think Heyman wouldn't just eat that up? It'll happen. Oh Lord, I fell out of my chair after I read that. I certainly can see that now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Hell in a Jail Cell: Nathan Jones v. The Big Bossman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Nathan Jones: A Hoss With an Attitude~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 I have a feeling that Taker would be fine if this guy DIDN'T shake anyone's hands. If he does better count your fingers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted January 27, 2003 And here I thought this whole jail thing was just a gimmick...damn. Nailz 2003 baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 27, 2003 I have a feeling that Taker would be fine if this guy DIDN'T shake anyone's hands. If he does better count your fingers... ::Pictures the entire locker room cowering behind taker while Taker uneasily tries to explain that hand shaking isn't necessary.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Did WCW start hiring convicted felons towards the end? I forget... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest geniusMoment Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Well this guy might think he is the shit but if he tries anything with someone like Lesnar he will get his ass handed to him. Strength does not equal a good fighter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Well this guy might think he is the shit but if he tries anything with someone like Lesnar he will get his ass handed to him. Strength does not equal a good fighter. But if he flips out in the middle of a match without warning and drills some guy it will do some damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Damn......I wonder if he'll bring a gun and shoot the whole locker room one day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Did WCW start hiring convicted felons towards the end? I forget... No. UFC guys, indy guys, Russo, and celebrities. Although they also did hire some Austrailian guy who was a kickboxer or something, and never did anything with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Now I can't wait for the Plane Ride From Hell 2003! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted January 27, 2003 ::Pictures the entire locker room cowering behind taker while Taker uneasily tries to explain that hand shaking isn't necessary.:: Undertaker:Hey, I'm Mark Calloway...Nice to meet you Jones:Same here Cena:Hey, Taker you forgot to to tell Jones he has to shake your hand. Taker:(whispering) Shut up, Kid Cena:What..I thought you said all rookie punks have to earn respect Taker:(whispering) I said shutup Jones:Earn respect?? Whatta mean Cena:Well Nathan, you see Under...(UT slaps Cena's head) Undertaker:(nervous laugh) Ha Ha Ha, The kid is just joking around Nathan old buddy. I like to tease these young kids..but you look like you've got yourself a great sense of humor..(backs away slowly) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted January 27, 2003 *Jones then stalks SaraTaker for real* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted January 27, 2003 At least he didn't rob a Wendy's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Yeah, that evil bastard booker should get the CHAIR for such a sickening crime... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted January 27, 2003 I think we've got ourselves another Sid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Daaamn. Cool enough for me. But Jesus, they could've given this role to anyone like Mark JinDrak or whatever else lunatic they got in OVW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Its more fun with a REAL lunatic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted January 27, 2003 He'll be WWE Champion is 3 months. Jones vs. Lesnar at Summerslam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted January 27, 2003 Actual Slam Card WWE Title Match Ladder Match Jones Vs Lesnar Submissions Match Steiner Vs Batistia World Title Match HHH Vs Nash Iron Man Match Cage Match Bill Demott Vs Rikishi Last Man Standing The Undertaker Vs The Big Show Kane and Test Vs Jamal and Rosie and on Heat Kurt Angle, Jericho, Haas, Benjamin and Eddy Vs Beniot, Chavo, Kidman, Rey and Edge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AfricanAmerican Report post Posted January 27, 2003 At last night's house show he beat Matt Hardy with...... a boot to the chest. One should hope that he gets a better finisher than a Hulk Hogan setup move. Hell, it's not even a boot to the head - and Jones is 7'!! Id buy that as a finisher if it was anything like Rosey's boot to the HLA girl's stomach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2003 At last night's house show he beat Matt Hardy with...... a boot to the chest. One should hope that he gets a better finisher than a Hulk Hogan setup move. Hell, it's not even a boot to the head - and Jones is 7'!! Id buy that as a finisher if it was anything like Rosey's boot to the HLA girl's stomach I would too, but after the first 8 (or dozen) cruisers he squashes all get put on the injured list with broken ribs, I'm sure JR and Vince would eventually get concerned. After all, who would get turned into mat pizza if it weren't for cruisers? /WWE thinking off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted January 27, 2003 At last night's house show he beat Matt Hardy with...... a boot to the chest. One should hope that he gets a better finisher than a Hulk Hogan setup move. Hell, it's not even a boot to the head - and Jones is 7'!! Id buy that as a finisher if it was anything like Rosey's boot to the HLA girl's stomach I thought it was in the middle of the back? Looked pretty sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest creativename Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Wait a minute, that story didn't make any sense. He was jailed for 8 years in '89, but tried to start a film career in '95...? If he got out early on parole or something, then they shouldn't have said he was jailed for 8 years. And the mammary gland thing is just sick. (But man, I really hope heckling fans use that as ammo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slapnuts00 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Maybe fans will chant "Got Milk *clap* *clap*" at him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
