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Guest The Hamburglar
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Nathan Jones vs Booker T Hell in a Jail Cell match. I'm calling it right now. You think Heyman wouldn't just eat that up? It'll happen.

Guest teke184
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Nathan Jones vs Booker T Hell in a Jail Cell match. I'm calling it right now. You think Heyman wouldn't just eat that up? It'll happen.

They need to bring in Ken Patera as the special guest referee if they do that match.

Guest buffybeast
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Nathan Jones vs Booker T Hell in a Jail Cell match. I'm calling it right now. You think Heyman wouldn't just eat that up? It'll happen.

:lol:

 

Oh Lord, I fell out of my chair after I read that. I certainly can see that now.

Guest Slapnuts00
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I have a feeling that Taker would be fine if this guy DIDN'T shake anyone's hands. If he does better count your fingers...

Guest cynicalprofit
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And here I thought this whole jail thing was just a gimmick...damn. Nailz 2003 baby.

Guest Anglesault
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I have a feeling that Taker would be fine if this guy DIDN'T shake anyone's hands. If he does better count your fingers...

::Pictures the entire locker room cowering behind taker while Taker uneasily tries to explain that hand shaking isn't necessary.::

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Did WCW start hiring convicted felons towards the end? I forget...

Guest geniusMoment
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Well this guy might think he is the shit but if he tries anything with someone like Lesnar he will get his ass handed to him. Strength does not equal a good fighter.

Guest Human Fly
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Well this guy might think he is the shit but if he tries anything with someone like Lesnar he will get his ass handed to him. Strength does not equal a good fighter.

 

But if he flips out in the middle of a match without warning and drills some guy it will do some damage.

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
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Damn......I wonder if he'll bring a gun and shoot the whole locker room one day?

Guest AndrewTS
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Did WCW start hiring convicted felons towards the end? I forget...

No. UFC guys, indy guys, Russo, and celebrities. Although they also did hire some Austrailian guy who was a kickboxer or something, and never did anything with him.

Guest Vern Gagne
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::Pictures the entire locker room cowering behind taker while Taker uneasily tries to explain that hand shaking isn't necessary.::

Undertaker:Hey, I'm Mark Calloway...Nice to meet you

 

Jones:Same here

 

Cena:Hey, Taker you forgot to to tell Jones he has to shake your hand.

 

Taker:(whispering) Shut up, Kid

 

Cena:What..I thought you said all rookie punks have to earn respect

 

Taker:(whispering) I said shutup

 

Jones:Earn respect?? Whatta mean

 

Cena:Well Nathan, you see Under...(UT slaps Cena's head)

 

Undertaker:(nervous laugh) Ha Ha Ha, The kid is just joking around Nathan old buddy. I like to tease these young kids..but you look like you've got yourself a great sense of humor..(backs away slowly)

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
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At least he didn't rob a Wendy's...

Guest saturnmark4life
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Yeah, that evil bastard booker should get the CHAIR for such a sickening crime...

Guest Just call me Dan
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I think we've got ourselves another Sid.

Guest Choken One
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Daaamn. Cool enough for me. But Jesus, they could've given this role to anyone like Mark JinDrak or whatever else lunatic they got in OVW.

Guest Your Olympic Hero
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He'll be WWE Champion is 3 months.

Jones vs. Lesnar at Summerslam.

Guest Choken One
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Actual Slam Card

 

WWE Title Match

Ladder Match

Jones Vs Lesnar

 

Submissions Match

Steiner Vs Batistia

 

World Title Match

HHH Vs Nash

Iron Man Match

 

Cage Match

Bill Demott Vs Rikishi

 

Last Man Standing

The Undertaker Vs The Big Show

 

 

Kane and Test Vs Jamal and Rosie

 

and on Heat

 

Kurt Angle, Jericho, Haas, Benjamin and Eddy Vs Beniot, Chavo, Kidman, Rey and Edge.

Guest AfricanAmerican
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At last night's house show he beat Matt Hardy with...... a boot to the chest.

 

One should hope that he gets a better finisher than a Hulk Hogan setup move. Hell, it's not even a boot to the head - and Jones is 7'!!

Id buy that as a finisher if it was anything like Rosey's boot to the HLA girl's stomach

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At last night's house show he beat Matt Hardy with...... a boot to the chest.

 

One should hope that he gets a better finisher than a Hulk Hogan setup move. Hell, it's not even a boot to the head - and Jones is 7'!!

Id buy that as a finisher if it was anything like Rosey's boot to the HLA girl's stomach

I would too, but after the first 8 (or dozen) cruisers he squashes all get put on the injured list with broken ribs, I'm sure JR and Vince would eventually get concerned. After all, who would get turned into mat pizza if it weren't for cruisers? /WWE thinking off

Guest AndrewTS
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At last night's house show he beat Matt Hardy with...... a boot to the chest.

 

One should hope that he gets a better finisher than a Hulk Hogan setup move. Hell, it's not even a boot to the head - and Jones is 7'!!

Id buy that as a finisher if it was anything like Rosey's boot to the HLA girl's stomach

I thought it was in the middle of the back? Looked pretty sick.

Guest creativename
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Wait a minute, that story didn't make any sense. He was jailed for 8 years in '89, but tried to start a film career in '95...? If he got out early on parole or something, then they shouldn't have said he was jailed for 8 years.

 

And the mammary gland thing is just sick. (But man, I really hope heckling fans use that as ammo)

Guest Slapnuts00
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Maybe fans will chant "Got Milk *clap* *clap*" at him?

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