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Guest saturnmark4life
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"Eminem is a novelty act."

 

I don't even like the guy, but I think novelty acts tend to disappear after one hit song (or album, if they're lucky).

hehe, I thought he would be when I first saw him doing 'my name is..' and didn't quite forsee him conquering the universe...I almost want to go back in time to about 99 and get laughed at telling people that eminem will have his own blockbuster movie. I wish he was a novelty act, I like his stupid songs but when he tries to sound serious he really, really sucks.

Guest kingkamala
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Allow me to point out that kingkamala has yet to return to this thread. Has anyone seen him since this thread started? I fear the spazzy server may've eaten him alive.

I'm fine Inca. I forgot what I was going to post in this thread...Oh well carry on

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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"Pink Floyd? I thought he was dead."

 

"David Bowie sucks, he looks like a woman!"

 

"Slipknot is rebelling against the coperate machine."

 

"I hate all musicians. They make men go gay, and take drugs." - My Grandmother

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"I'll admit it: I'm a hardcore punk rocker. Blink-182, Sum 41...music like that is what I like, I'm sorry..."-Fat Girl in my Art Class.

 

Rap Kid: "Eric Clapton?"

Me: "Yeah...I like him...so what?"

RK: "He is a HORRIBLE guitarist! Busta Rhymes is the best I've heard." (I can't make this shit up)

 

 

"Ja Rule has such a good singing voice, OMG!" -this girl in Ja Rule chat

 

Nate: "Yeah, Runnion (my last name), I just got the new Stones CD."

Me: "Cool, Nate."

Nate: "Man, that song 'Sweet Emotion?' Great stuff."

Me: "Uh...that's Aerosmith, man..."

Nate: "Uh...I know..."

 

 

Rollerblading Kid: "Dude, Punk was only around in the eighties...hell, those shoes you're wearing...are they from the eighties?"

Punker Kid: "....One, these shoes came out this year, it's called an 'Old School' design, and two, punk has been around since, at the latest, the seventies."

RK: "Jon, I think I know more about punk than you..."

 

 

People are stupid, man

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

"Who are the Doors?"

 

On Rock music:

"It's all just Satanic Bullshit!"

Guest The Amazing Rando
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I once had a girl try to explain to me that NSync had been "working for years" to be big...

 

I finally just said "no...those guys in 1991 were the New Kids On The Block"

 

...she almost didn't believe me...luckily the internet showed her the way...though she still likes NSync...

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