Boy, do I hate life sometimes

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Man, this weekend has been shit. I caught the goddamn flu sometime Saturday and I'm so friggin' sick that I had to skip both my classes today at school and I feel like someone peeled off all my skin and dipped me in tobasco sause and then stuck me in the fucking freezer.

 

Man... FUCK winter.

 

[Guest RenegadeX28]

I hate getting the flu. The worse sickness to get.....salmonella. It is the flu....100 times worse. The sight, the smell, the feel of any food or drink is enough to get you vomiting for like 10 minutes. Plus, you get HIGHER fevers, and feel like crap!

[Guest TheGame2705]

Clean your beef biatch....or something. I'm sick right now and whenever I get sick I get a stuffy nose, a congested chest, a blocked ear, and cold sores on my lip. It makes me look like I have herpes. I haven't had the flu I believe since maybe I was 7.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I can't remember the last time I got sick.

 

An ironclad immune system is the one good thing I inherited from my family.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

You know, I haven't gotten sick since I stopped going in the refridgerator and drinking stuff out of the carton. Makes you think.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, yeah. It gives that foul bacteria in your mouth a chance to fester in the sweet confines of a gallon of rats milk or whatever...

 

Besides, consider where your mouth has been..heh.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Touche

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Put me down in the "rarely gets sick" camp, too.

 

The last illness-related vomit was ~2 years ago (and it was just 1 heave), and before that it was a *long* time (at least 15 years).

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'm sick all the time...not puking sick...just like.... that depression sick...where you don't want to do anything and your body aches and you don't wanna move and your nose is so stuffed up you sound like a game show host...

[Guest Flyboy]

Looks like the plan is in motion.