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If you do "roll your own" what do you use? I prefer the Zig-Zag 1.5. You may be asking yourself, "Why use such a big paper?". Well, you see, if you need alot of extra paper, you have it. If you don't need it just tear it away. Plus the Zig-Zag brand tends to burn more evenly and a bit slower.

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Drugs are bad mmmkay?

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Thanks for that great contirbution to the thread. :huh:

Guest Lord of The Curry
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NARC! NARC! NARC! Hey, we're just trying to have a good time narc! Don't commit your hate crimes here! HATE CRIMES!

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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There is nothing more pathetic than a stoner. Nothing. To see someone smoke away their lives is just sad on every concievable level.

 

 

If Ray Liotta was here he'd kick your ass.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Wait... does this mean BRUCE is supporting terror?

Guest Scarlet Pimpernel
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I was hoping this would be a thread on the best kind of writing paper...but I see I've been mistaken gravely. For shame Bruce. For Shame.

Guest Vern Gagne
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No he's supporting teenage girls getting pregnant.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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No he's supporting teenage girls getting pregnant.

...While running over small girls and inadvertantly shooting their best friends.

Guest The Superstar
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inadvertantly shooting their best friends

 

"Dude...your sister's hot"

Guest Vern Gagne
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Don't forget about trying to take advantage of stoned teenage girls.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Wait... teenage girls who smoke get pregnant and give it up?

 

::deals at local high school::

Posted

Aren't zig zags the only rolling paper on the market? I wouldn't know, I smoke out of a crushed pop can.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Yeah drugs are bad.

 

*hides the 2 pounds of Weed he currently has sitting in his livign room*

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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inadvertantly shooting their best friends

 

"Dude...your sister's hot"

It just occured to me:

 

In that commercial, who gets the fish?

Posted

Not on point, but amusing just the same.

 

I have been a smoker for years. People have known me for 2 or 3 years and they have no clue I smoke. I hide it very well.

Guest CoreyLazarus416
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**hides fishing pole**

 

According to recent news sources, the fish has disappeared, and could possibly be held captive as-we-speak by Saddam Hussein as a means of leverage to avoid war with America.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Persoanlly, I don't think you should advertise that you smoke, so that's good. Although you are advertising it here, bruce. Whatever it is you want to do, just do it, don't advertise. And that goes for everybody. You rappers, you bikers, you homos. You want to blow a guy, blow him. You don't need to wear an outfit for blowing a guy.

Posted
Persoanlly, I don't think you should advertise that you smoke, so that's good. Although you are advertising it here, bruce. Whatever it is you want to do, just do it, don't advertise. And that goes for everybody. You rappers, you bikers, you homos. You want to blow a guy, blow him. You don't need to wear an outfit for blowing a guy.

I know all these anti-smoking ads are out now, but there really isn't any shame in smoking now and then, so why would I not want to talk about it, especially to people on a message board.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Talk about it, yeah, but the avatar and the sig are a bit much.

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Talk about it, yeah, but the avatar and the sig are a bit much.

Oh, the leaf, I just thought it was cute.

 

As far as the sig, it's just rolling papers. It's cheaper then buying a pack.

 

Did you guys think I was talking about drugs? :lol:

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Talk about it, yeah, but the avatar and the sig are a bit much.

Oh, the leaf, I just thought it was cute.

 

As far as the sig, it's just rolling papers. It's cheaper then buying a pack.

 

Did you guys think I was talking about drugs? :lol:

Advertise it when they legalize it. Thats it.

 

For the sweet rhyme, I give credit to the late great Peter Tosh.

Guest evenflowDDT
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OMG WTF?!?

Whatever it is you want to do, just do it, don't advertise.

 

Pregnancy fetish. I usually take this attitude towards it, but me joking about it every once in a while assures the people who know that I'm not just some perv cruising the OB/GYN.

 

 

 

 

...I prefer Plannet Parenthood myself, but that's regardless.

 

 

 

 

...OMG SEX DSCSSN OUTSIDE DA SEX FOLDRE~!

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Plannet Parenthood would be a rockin name for a club.

Guest Johnson1620
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Papers are papers, I will use whatever I have at the time. Preferably a bong!pot.gif

Guest crandamaniac
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Don't forget about trying to take advantage of stoned teenage girls.

Him and a buddy also smoke pot at concerts in the same bathroom stall.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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This thread is ghey.

 

What else is there to say?

 

Drug commercials; they are shit.

 

The "stoner" is a git.

 

The rhyme is at a close

 

Sometimes the SmartMarks blows.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Props for working the word "git" into a rap, and not as a synonym for "leave". Git is one of my favorite words ever.

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