the one and only raw thread for march 11,2002

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well...

 

Van Dam is jobbing at Mania.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

####, that was a nice little match.  Good booking with RVD pinning Regal clean, and whatta pop!  Things are looking up for this show.

[Guest InigoMontoya]

Maybe Jeff wants that "is he gay?" post on thesmarks again.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I warned you about that bps21.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Board meeting?  WTF?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Earth shattering news?

 

Are they finally getting to the split?

[Guest Vyce]

Why is Jeff HArdy wearing Pig-tails?

 

The gay jokes just aren't as fun when he's actually making it easier to lambast him.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Warned me about what?

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Roster Split! Roster Split! Roster Split! Roster Split!

 

say it with me people:

Roster Split! Roster Split! Roster Split! Roster Split!

[Guest Vyce]

Vince admitting the WWF is in trouble?

 

You know the line.  I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I certainly enjoyed that match.  Hopefully this will be a good sign for the rest of Raw.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

"Al Snow was not ruined by ECW.

 

He was never over until ECW.

 

Head started in ECW"

 

Snow used to be a great wrestler.  When he got to ECW he got over with that Head crap, and wrestling the awful ECW-Hardcore style.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Uh-Oh. Vince vs Flair in the board room. Now, why didn't he think of this before?

[Guest teke184]

If you want to make gay jokes, then pick on Gary (Chuck Palumbo).  He's got bleach-blonde hair and pigtails for f*ck's sake...

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

"Warned me about what? "

 

That they would job RVD at Mania.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

You know, FUCK YOU bps.

 

RVD IS GETTING HIS FUCKING PUSH

 

HE'S GOING TO WIN THE IC TITLE AT MANIA

[Guest Vyce]

I just saw Ricky FUCKING Steamboat!

 

Screw the rest of RAW, just put some Steamer matches on now.  I'd rather have that than watch 2 hours of bad promotion for the PPV.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

"If you want to make gay jokes, then pick on Gary (Chuck Palumbo).  He's got bleach-blonde hair and pigtails for f*ck's sake... "

 

He has a gay gimmick, Jeff doesn't.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

You do know that there was more to ECW than the hardcore stuff, right?

 

I mean...some people make it out like all there was was New Jack and Sandman.

 

Alot of good wrestling took place there.

 

It's where guys like Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero, Malenko, Misterio and a bunch of others got their first real US exposure.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Good.

 

I haven't been attacked yet today.

 

I'm glad that RicFlairGlory was here to keep the streak alive.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Speaking of RVD, do you still hate him, Kahran Ramsus?  You used to be the resident RVD hater, but I haven't heard you talk about that in along time.

[Guest Vyce]

I think RVD will win.  It's the standard WWF formula here.  RVD gets a clean win over Regal, on Smackdown Regal will probably get his heat back, and then RVD will win on Sunday.

 

I hope.  I mean, the Regal IC reign just isn't working, and it's time for RVD to be given the move up.

 

Here comes Angle!  Will he be jobbing to Venis tonight?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Here it comes Anglesault.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Al Snow is STILL a great wrestler. And a #### of a nice guy, by all accounts.

[Guest Army Eye]

Angle gets a monstrous YOU SUCK WHAT chant.  Yeah this crowd is pretty good.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Sign in the Crowd:

 

The Perfect Mullet

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

"You do know that there was more to ECW than the hardcore stuff, right?

 

I mean...some people make it out like all there was was New Jack and Sandman.

 

Alot of good wrestling took place there.

 

It's where guys like Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero, Malenko, Misterio and a bunch of others got their first real US exposure. "

 

I know that.  But Al Snow learned that New Jack/Sandman crap while he was there, and he hasn't changed his style since.

 

"Speaking of RVD, do you still hate him, Kahran Ramsus?  You used to be the resident RVD hater, but I haven't heard you talk about that in along time."

 

Yes, but it gets kind of redundant.  Besides, I would much rather have an intelligent conversation than a flame war.  I will bring up RVD occasionally when the occasion calls for it.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

JR has said "vile' about 5 times now

[Guest Vyce]

Lawler is SUCH a fucking parrot!

 

Angle:  "It's robbery!"

King:  "Robbery, JR!"

Angle:  "Meet the Big Red, White & Blue Machine!"

King:  "Whoo hoo!  Big Red, White & Blue Machine!"

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The crowd didn't really care about Angle vs, Kane.

 

And it's a hot crowd.

 

That says something.