the one and only raw thread for march 11,2002

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

You know, as much as I like Dork Angle, I kinda wish they would go back to Badass Angle. He's much more legitimate that way.

 

But the dorkfest promo was hilarious.

 

LUCY~!  I think the British Bulldogs are coming back.  And Steph's being real mean to that Dog.  I hope she doesn't feed it to a snake.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

HHH will save the dog in an example of hte absolute cheapest heat ever.

[Guest Tony149]

I wonder if they'll split the dog in half.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

That promo was pretty cool.  I always was a mark for dorky Angle.  So far Raw has been looking good.  Well...at least until Stephanie came on.

[Guest Tony149]

First coffee, then shampoo, now a dog. What the fuck?

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

I wonder if HHH is going to inject Lucy with steroids?

[Guest Tony149]

So Jericho is a dog hater. Oh my God!

[Guest teke184]

G*ddammit!!! Why can't Vince just buy the McMahons their own soap opera and keep it separate from the wrestling shows?

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

It'd be so funny if the dog took a crap or a p.iss all over Steph or HHH.

[Guest Vyce]

I take back what I said earlier.  I don't feel as bad for Booker T as I do for Jericho.

 

Imagine, you're the world's champ, and you're going to co-main event Wrestlemania, but you're actually 2nd in your own angle compared to the feud between your opponent and the booker's daughter (who's one of the head bookers herself).

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Match of the year coming up.

[Guest Tony149]

The dog will probably piss on Steph or Jericho.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Rikishi vs. Test.

 

There are no words.

[Guest Vyce]

I take back what I said earlier.  I don't feel as bad for Booker T as I do for Jericho.

 

Imagine, you're the world's champ, and you're going to co-main event Wrestlemania, but you're actually 2nd in your own angle next to the feud between your opponent and the booker's daughter (who's one of the head bookers herself).

[Guest InigoMontoya]

I have my checkbook out, and I swear, I will sign away my entire life savings to William Regal if he were to snap suddenly and stiff the shit out of every one of those fuckers in the ring.

 

Well, maybe not RVD, cause I like him.

 

You hear me, Regal?  You got some green coming your way, just make sure to potatoe the Hardy Boys!

 

Let me start by saying "that is the BEST POST EVER".

Let me end by saying "that is the BEST POST EVER".

[Guest teke184]

This show went from 0 to suck in about 10 seconds flat, between Steph's promo and a Test-Rikishi match...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yargh!  Test vs. Rikishi.  This show is falling apart fast.  It started off so well too...

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Rikishi v. Test?  And the show grinds to a halt.  But at least they're building angles off of Heat.  That's a real good sign that they're booking ahead at least a little bit.

[Guest Tony149]

JR just gave Test a verbal blowjob.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

No pop for the ass slapping!

 

THERE IS A GOD!

[Guest Vyce]

#### you, double post!

 

I look at this Test / Rikishi match in an optimistic light - at least we're seeing it here instead of on Mania.

 

At least, I HOPE.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

This match is killing the crowd.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

I'm really happy JR didnt get to make his mother in law joke

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Well, the crowd popped for the Stinkface set up.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Perfect.

 

Test.

 

Rikishi.

 

One of these things is not like the others.  One of these things does not belong.

 

I see Steph is book-ending matches now.  Joy.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

It's pretty funny that the dog seems to like Steph and Jericho better than it likes HHH.

[Guest teke184]

Sign in the crowd-  "Rikishi ate my nachos!"

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Stephanie wants Jericho to "get the dog off?"

 

::laughs::

[Guest Tony149]

Man, poor Jericho. Steph looks like she'll be all over the show. The dog took a crap.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

poop on the floor.

 

That's your undisputed champion folks.