the one and only raw thread for march 11,2002

[Guest Vyce]

I'll propose marriage to Jazz if she cripples Lita on Sunday.

 

Do it for me, baby, do it for me.

[Guest Risk]

IMO, heels and faces suck, the idea is beyond crap and was just used to bring in fans during the Depression.  Christian could have gotten over with DDP, we could have had a new tag team or Christian with a motivational speaker manager.  Instead, he will job to DDP or win and still be banished to HEAT.

[Guest Flyboy]

Lita could ruin a wet dream for me...

[Guest Tony149]

Lawler is going to act really horny during this match.

[Guest Tony149]

I just noticed the nWo hasn't appeared on the show.

 

JR says Lucy has a broken leg.

[Guest Flyboy]

I'm shocked that JR hasn't called Jazz vile, tonight... match isn't over yet, though.

 

We get more HHH, and Lucy broke her leg... *sighs*  FUCK LUCY!  Tell us how Kanyon, Rhyno, and Benoit are doing!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

poor old Lucy has a broken leg.

 

this match has the worst build EVER.

 

Further proof that HHH is not winning.

[Guest Vyce]

Too bad Lita couldn't have been the dog getting her leg broke.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I bet we see a Lucy desire video before we see a Benoit one.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Did Lita just do a Blue Thunder Powerbomb?  I think she did.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Is it me, or is Trish wrestling stiff tonight?

[Guest papacita]

Dog has a broken leg...I say Jericho dognaps it and gives it the Walls of Jericho on Smackdown?! Can you smell the ratings?! Can ya?! Huh?! Can ya....................ahh, nevermind.

[Guest Flyboy]

The Women's Triple Threat has more build than the Undisputed Championship (WHAT'S THAT?!) Match has... that's sad.

 

Why did the alarm beep when HHH came in?  Was it an emergency exit?

[Guest Vyce]

I could be wrong, but Trish's kick looked to be in the rib area.

 

Which makes me wonder why Lita was clutching at her face.

 

When we get back from the break - ROID RAGE!!!!

[Guest Tony149]

HHH probably comes out and does a promo about the dog.

[Guest Flyboy]

I bet we see a Lucy desire video before we see a Benoit one.

With the Baha Man's "Who Let The Dogs Out?!" blaring over in the background..

[Guest Vyce]

I bet we see a Lucy desire video before we see a Benoit one.

 

It's funny, and sad, because it's true.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Speaking of "Who Let The Dogs Out", here's Steph and her puppies.

[Guest Tony149]

Ugh, Steph is going to cut a promo. WHAT ABOUT JERICHO?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

This is the new low point in the history of the WWF title.

[Guest Tony149]

Jericho is going to beat down HHH.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Stephanies @ss!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

It's about time someone attacked the quad.

[Guest Flyboy]

PROMOS OVER INJURED DOGS!!

 

JR:  Do what you want to him, but don't mess with a man's dog..

 

WHOA!  I SAW Steph's ass!

 

To the quad?!  PHYSCHOLOGY TO THE ANGLE!  YES!  BREAK IT, CHRIS!  BREAK IT!  

 

*ahem*

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Jericho's bashing HHH's knee with a sledghammer.  Finally, Jericho's getting some legit heel heat off of HHH.

[Guest Risk]

We have a Jericho sucks chant..really cheap heel heat with the dog.  We see any crack on Stephanie?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Alright!  A feud over a dog.  This is giving me British Bulldogs/Islanders flashbacks.  On a side note, TSN really sucks for not showing sledgehammer shots.

[Guest Tony149]

Jericho got his beat down on HHH.

[Guest Vyce]

You know, they do this to me all the time, they come out of a goddamn up tempo record, and I have to do a goddamn DEATH dedication!

 

You tell them - is Don on the phone?  You tell them, don't play a goddamn up tempo number when I have to talk about a fucking dog dying!

 

Sorry, inside radio joke.

 

Steph's ass-crack will be on a thousand websites by tomorrow morning.

[Guest papacita]

No Walls of Jericho???????