the one and only raw thread for march 11,2002

[Guest Special K]

I think Lucy was part of the plan.

 

Heel turn for Lucy! That'll boost the ratings.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Now...why couldn't they have done that a few weeks ago?

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Wouldn't it be weird if Jericho accidently really re-injured HHH's quad?  I wonder how they would rebook Mania.

[Guest Army Eye]

Yeah I wanted to see Jericho put on the Walls.  

 

Anyway, this is the kind of thing they should've been doing from the start. Jericho relentlessly trying to re-injure the knee.  No running over dogs needed.

[Guest Tony149]

They would probably have Steph beat Jericho if HHH got hurt.

[Guest Flyboy]

Steph's ass-crack will be on a thousand websites by tomorrow morning.

 

If only we still had a Women of Wrestling or Porn message forum it would be there, too.

 

Won't be surprised if someone posts it on this board.

 

And, yes... it was crack.    She wasn't wearing any undies... freaky.  

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Or Shane.

[Guest Risk]

Why doesn't Triple H gang rape Steph with Hall and Nash and pass her around the crowd.  They would get him face heat.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

If HHH got hurt...they would book HHH to amazingly overcome all odds with a torn quad.

 

Trust me.

[Guest teke184]

If HHH's quad DID accidently get reinjured, I'd put Angle in the main event as he WAS the #1 contender at one point.

 

Also, I'd demote whoever decided to work that angle <COUGH-Steph-COUGH>

[Guest Vyce]

Christ, 4 months or so of Jericho as a champ, and it takes an injured dog angle to get him serious heel heat.  

 

I blame you, Vince!

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

BREAK HIS KNEE JERICHO BREAK IT! BREAK IT! BREAK IT!

[Guest papacita]

If Chris gives him the Walls inside the ambulance, he's my new hero.

[Guest Flyboy]

WWF Stanford board meeting...

 

And the results are...

[Guest Tony149]

They voted for Vinnie Mac. They'll change their minds after WM.

[Guest Vyce]

She wasn't wearing any undies...

 

Because as much as we goof on her and her dumb ideas, she's smart about one thing - sex sells.  And there are a LOT of guys who are happy to know that she isn't wearing undies.

 

####, I'll admit, I'm one of them.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

GOd.  The buildup for Flair vs. Taker is SOOOOOO much bettr than anything else on the card.

[Guest Tony149]

The nWo are next.

[Guest Flyboy]

Geez... Hogan is buff.

 

nWo Vs. Austin/Rock after the break... this should be interesting.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Uh, that vote was pointless.  So Ric Flair can't make matches for 6 days.  They left an opening for the split, they didn't actually do it, so there's still no guarantees.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Oh god, Stephanies in the commercial for the HHH-Jericho match.

[Guest Vyce]

What do you fellas think?  They going to go the "Bash at the Beach" route with this match?

 

Will those HBK rumors finally come true?

[Guest Risk]

It's weird, we all hate Steph's writing but...we like that body.  Ah...the curse of being male.

[Guest Tony149]

I doubt we'll see a Bash at the Beach. You never know though.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

So much for injured ribs. not even an attempt to sell them

[Guest Tony149]

Here's the match the WWF is banking on popping a big rating.

[Guest Army Eye]

It would be kind of a plot hole.. there's not really an opening for Austin/Rock to name another partner..

 

Guess we'll find out in a second

[Guest Flyboy]

Suprised Rock and Stone Cold are coming out first...

 

HBK... I doubt it.  

 

But...

 

"Anything is possible in the WWF!"  (Birth to hands, too!)

[Guest J*ingus]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make the shocking prediction that this match will NOT have a clean finish.

[Guest Vyce]

I just wish to God they could have sold Rock's injury a little better.

 

At least tape the fucking ribs, you asses.