Velocity And Smackdown Spoilers

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I was there live...no matches of note...

 

Nathan Jones wrestled Kanyon in a dark match that started hot, but Jones inabilities put the crowd to sleep

 

And Hogan made no appearence which ticked off a fair amount of people

 

Rock gave a interview from Hollywood...and the crowd cheered him

(He was booed when shown on the WWE History Video earlier in the night)

 

Any one want to know anything else....Please ASK me!!

Jones didn't injure Kanyon did he?

[Guest DeputyHawk]

i got no problem with spanky in a role like this for the time being. if anyone can make it work, he can, and like someone else already said the association with heyman can only be a good thing.

 

anyone seeing a six-man tag at no way out with team angle vs. brock, edge & benoit (angle getting the pin over brock going into mania). with rock-hogan, hhh-steiner, and austin's return scheduled, there's no need to throw out a meaningless angle title defense when everyone knows the wm main event is set in stone anyway. i think a six-man tag would be pretty swish.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

anyone seeing a six-man tag at no way out with team angle vs. brock, edge & benoit (angle getting the pin over brock going into mania).

Yes, I do. I thought perhaps Rey would team with Edge and Benoit but he's pretty much back to glorified jobberhood.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I'm seeing more of a Big Show/Albert/Angle/Haas/Benjamin vs. Benoit/Lesnar/Taker/Rey/Edge thing going on.

 

Over the next few weeks they will build up tension between Brock and Taker, but have them resolve their differences to fight the common enemy. Have a bunch of (multi man) tags leading up to it and have everything brought together in the end.

[Guest RedJed]

I think they would have been way better off if Rock would have done a run-in on this show and would have just immediately turned heel. But of course we get the lamest option possible, and most predictable.

[Guest tank_abbott]

No Jones didn't injure Kanyon...but I felt sorry for him nonetheless

 

Watch for kanyon's Burial now that he couldn't drag Jones to a watchable match

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Interesting looking show. One thing that I'm REALLY happy about--it looks like Matt Hardy is Kidman's next feud buddy, and I have a feeling that he's going to win the CW title.

 

If there's any character right now who can instantly bring legitimacy to the CW division, it's Matt Hardy, who's been hanging with heavyweights and has got one of the best characters, PLUS a cruiserweight flunky to boot.

 

I reserve no long-standing hope for great cruiser matches, but with the WWE proudly putting one of its own guys in the position as champ...looks good.

[Guest RedJed]

Interesting looking show. One thing that I'm REALLY happy about--it looks like Matt Hardy is Kidman's next feud buddy, and I have a feeling that he's going to win the CW title.

 

If there's any character right now who can instantly bring legitimacy to the CW division, it's Matt Hardy, who's been hanging with heavyweights and has got one of the best characters, PLUS a cruiserweight flunky to boot.

 

I reserve no long-standing hope for great cruiser matches, but with the WWE proudly putting one of its own guys in the position as champ...looks good.

I agree, that would work pretty well. Maybe work towards a Rey-Hardy feud down the road too.

[Guest EternallyLazy]

I could see a Rey/Hardy match at Mania for the cruiserweight strap...

 

that would be awesome

[Guest tank_abbott]

Oh yeah---I forgot to mention, there was a Got Milk sign directed at Nathan Jones. I thought you might find that mildly amusing.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Why does everyone want Hardy/Kidman feud? I wouldn't mind seeing the match, but for the CW Title? Drop the whole CW belt since it's useless and WWE refuses to make worst a damn, and bring back the IC Title.

 

Matt Hardy deserves to be higher up then a WWE CW Champ.

 

This SD looks weak. I tried to look for a more indept Report, but nothing yet.

 

Hmmm, Lets see here.

 

Rey Returns, Beats Albert in 40 Seconds.

 

Week After, Rey puts on a Mighty Damn Good match with Kurt Angle.

 

Following, Rey gets Jobbed to Albert.

 

::Shakes Head::

 

The Raw HHHorsemen have me more Interested.

[Guest Goodear]

This A-Train is totally unexplainable. One week he is on Velocity, the next he is beating Rey, the next month he is jobbed out in bitch like fashion to Lesnar and Edge, and now he's beating Rey again. Vince must have just seen the size difference and had his head explode.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

See, this is what happens when Heyman gets Suspended.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

No Jamie Knoble?

 

Inexcusable.

[Guest Goodear]

Oh yes, no Jamie Noble and the world ends.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Second, More Detailed Smackdown Spoilers Report

 

Thanks to 411 reader Ugly Bulldog for sending this report:

 

Ugly Bulldog here. Just got back from the SmackDown tapings in Green

Bay. Thought I would throw in my two cents about the show and entertain

you with my wit.

 

-DARK MATCHES

 

-Funaki d. Chad Colleyer(?).

Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my "Funaki Fears English" sign. Funaki

got a big pop. I didn't really hear what the jobber's name was. I was

trying to obtain my seat from some retard who had no idea where he was.

Anyway, Funaki got the win with a reverse tornado DDT.

 

-Nathan Jones video.

 

-Nathan Jones d. Kanyon.

Great to see Kanyon back, even though he walks like a drunk. Great

crowd reaction for the Australian convict. Jones was solid, but not

spectacular. He seems hesistant in the ring and walks around like a

snail with arthritis. But there's no denying that he has "the look".

Kanyon bumped his ass off, despite the limitations of Jones's arsenal.

Jones won with a full nelson slam.

 

-VELOCITY TAPINGS

 

Josh Matthews and Ernest Miller are the hosts. Well good for them.

 

-Jamie Noble (w/ Nidia) d. Jobber in Gay Lime Green Tights.

I don't remember too much about this match. Noble won and made out with

Nidia for an extended amount of time.

 

-Red Dogg d. Chavo Guerrero.

Nothing special. Red Dogg took the match. Afterwards, Chavo locked on

the STF. Cena comes down to save his Dogg, but Eddie makes the save for

Chavo.

 

-Torrie Wilson d. Dawn Marie.

Torrie graced everyone with her big gazoombas and lovely Titantron video

where she pulls her pants down. I love that. Torrie was pretty over.

Match was your typical women's match. Torrie couldn't finish off Dawn

with her dreaded swinging neckbreaker, but did win the pinfall with a

DDT.

 

-Nunzio d. Chuck Palumbo.

Interesting clash of styles here. Nunzio worked the legs with kamikaze

dropkicks, while Chuck countered with power moves. In the end, Nunzio

upset Chuck with a roll-up for the 1-2-3. Post-match, Chuck looked at

Nunzio and shaked his head in disbelief. Nunzio looked more confused

than a baby in a strip club. I would too if Chuck was eyeing at me

oddly.

 

-SMACKDOWN!

 

Tazz and Michael Cole come down. Every five minutes, someone had to

chant out "Michael Cole sucks". Then someone yelled "Bring back Tony

Schiavone". Utter silence ensued.

 

Highlights of last week's confrontation between Hulk Hogan and Vince

McMahon.

 

-Grudge Match: The Mutated Chia Pet Known as A-Train d. Rey Mysterio.

Who the hell booked this crap? Lots of "shave you back" chants, as that

seems to be the only type of heat Albert will ever get. Rey kicks out

of a Baldo Bomb. Later, Mysterio sets up for the 619, only for

Ape-Train to catch him and hit the Train Wreck for the unfortunate

pinfall. Apparently, A-Train's push continues.

 

Josh Matthews interviews Paul Heyman. Heyman says that he gave the Big

Show the night off. What could Big Show possibly do with a night off?

 

-Eddie Guerrero (w/ Chavo) d. John Cena (w/ Red Dogg).

Los Guerreros have new shirts that say "Cheat 2 Win". Cena spews out a

SWEET rap, degrading Mexicans, crapping tacos and the Packers. The

Packers slam got him MEGA-HUGE cheap heat. I don't care what anyone

else says. This gimmick is perfect for Cena. And I hear Mick Foley

likes it, so there you go. Eddie collects the win with a frogsplash for

the pin.

 

Paul Heyman is on a cell with someone, when he meets up with Brian

Kendrick (Spanky). Heyman talks about how he was trained by Shawn

Michaels and Heyman offers him a chance to break into the big time.

 

Steph (in black clothes) meets up with Vince in the SmackDown office.

Is it just me, or does it seem that every week, Steph wears black

clothing to cover up how fat she really is? Vince questions why she

brought in Hogan. Steph counters by saying she had no idea what the

Hulkster would do. They talk about Bischoff inviting Stone Cold back.

The skit then gets absurd with Steph asserting herself by letting us

know how aggressive she is in everything she does. She also leans over

the table to let her daddy see her cleavage, which was very wrong.

 

-Mankid d. Shannon Moore (w/ Matt Hardy)

Matt gets a big welcome, while Kidman gets zero pops. Decent match.

Ended when Kidman kicked away Matt and hit the shooting star press for

the pin. Afterwards, Matt attacks Kidman and sends Shannon to the back.

Matt connects two Twist of Fates on Kidman while the crowd shouts "Hardy

Sucks".

 

X-Pac Sucks chant breaks out. Odd, but satisfying.

 

Vince comes out. The crowd has a big chant going for Hogan. Vince says

we don't know Hulk, and he does. Hulk is a bad business man. Vince

wants to kill Hulkamania. He's insulted by Hogan's sucker punch from

last week. Crowd still yapping for Hogan. Mr. McMahon says Hogan can't

demand a match. Therefore, Vince drops his "big bombshell". At No Way

Out, it will be Hollywood Hulk Hogan in one corner against The Rock in

the opposite corner. Well, holy-cook-a-racha. Didn't see that one

coming. Vince leaves up the ramp...but wait. He has something else for

us.

 

"Finally, The Rock (and his bald head) has come BACK to Green

Bay"..."live via satellite" from Hollywood. Not one of those again.

Rock says he's glad he's not in Green Bay because it's too cold.

Whatever. It was a balmy 3 degrees at noon today. I have no idea what

he's talking about. The Rock doesn't answer to Vince McMahon, he

answers to....(dramatic pause) the People. Because the People feed off

The Rock's electricity. Maybe I'm off base, but that sounds a little

hazardous. At No Way Out, The Rock will face Hollywood Hulk Hogan and

kick his candyass.

 

-Ultimate Coma Match: Bill DeMott d. Rikishi.

Third week in a row with a DeMott vs. Rikishi match. Funny to see most

of the crowd flee during this match to go to the concessions and MADLY

eat cheesy nachos, or doing something more constructive, like

DISGRUNTFULLY piss. Anything but watch this ANGRY match. Rikishi hits

an avalanche on DeMott and sets up for a stinkface. However, Rikishi

stupidily picks up DeMott and attempts a DDT right by the ropes. DeMott

holds his ground and in the process, INTENSELY molestes the ropes for

leverage to pin Rikishi. At least it was short.

 

Right after that abortion, Undertaker rides out and calls out the Big

Show. But commercials comes first.

 

We're back with Undertaker sitting on the steps. UT says that there is

too much talking, and not enough fighting. Well that's good to know.

It still doesn't get rid of the Taker. 5. 4. 3. 2. WELL IT'S THE

BI...Paul Heyman. Heyman tells UT that he gave Show the night off.

Crowd seems disappointed. What do they know? I roar in appreciation.

I'm in the nosebleed seats. I don't want that 7' 2" 500-pound piece of

crap inhaling whatever oxygen I got remaining. I saw Judgment Day 2000

a few days ago. Show lost to Shane in his match and had to be carried

out by EMTs. While being loaded, Show opened his mouth and drenched

slobber all over an EMT's head. Took me a good five minutes to stop

laughing from that. Anyway, Big Show has a message for the Dead Man.

Out comes Kendrick on a bicycle (with training wheels I might add) in a

bell hop suit. Kendrick gets in the ring with Taker and starts singing

a telegram. Kendrick did a good job, but the whole segment really

blows. Heyman does some more talking. Taker does some more talking.

This is just horrible. Crowd is begging Undertaker to powerbomb

Kendrick, and finally, after what seemed like an eternity, gave an ugly

Last Ride to the youngster.

 

Kurt Angle is with Team Angle in the back and giving instructions to the

guys. After Angle makes some low-blow comments about the Packers, he

mentions how Vince Lombardi used to coach in Green Bay. He said,

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing". It's true. It's true.

Group Hug.

 

Main Event: Team Angle (Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas) w/ Kurt Angle

d. Team Canada (Chris Benoit & Edge)

This is a number one contender's match for the tag titles. No one picks

up on my Ca-na-da chant. Oh well. Both teams used a lot of physchology

in this match, trying to weaken each others arms. Realistic, but boring

to watch. Midway throught the match, Angle was caught on the apron and

got speared by Edge. After Haas got clotheslined by Angle, Benoit hit a

NASTY SUICIDE dive onto the two. Benoit is the man. After a few hot

tags, Benoit hits the rolling germans on Benjamin and the swandive

headbutt. However, the ref gets distracted and Angle introduces his

belt to Benoit's face. Benoit is out and Team Angle picks up the

pinfall for the victory. Team Angle leaves up the ramp while Benoit &

Edge have those

I-know-you-beat-me-this-week-with-a-foreign-object-but-let-me-assure-you-that-this-is-not-over

faces.

 

After a long wait, which I'm guessing was the end of the show, Team

Angle rushed toward Benoit & Edge in the ring. Brock Lesnar came out

and made a B-line towards Angle. Lesnar threw Angle in the ring and

gave him an F-5. Then he wore Kurt's medals and raised the WWE title.

 

-End of show.

 

Biggest Pops

1. Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Even though he didn't show, it seemed like

75% of the crowd had a Hogan sign or something, expecting he would make

some type of appearance.

2. Brock Lesnar

3. Undertaker

4. The Rock "live via satellite"

5. Chris Benoit

 

Biggest Pops in My Pants

1. Torrie Wilson's breasts

2. Torrie Wilson's Titantron

3. Four girls in front with tight white t-shirts on

4. Dawn Marie

5. Chic in low tanktop who passed by me once in awhile

 

Most Heel Heat

1. Vince McMahon

2. Kurt Angle

3. John Cena (again, the Packer slams got him huge heat).

4. Paul Heyman

5. A-Train

 

-Final word

Really disappointing show. Benoit & Edge losing. Rey jobbing to

Ape-Shit. The Undertaker skit was pointless. No Rock. No Hogan. You

won't miss much on Thursday night.

 

Thanks for reading.

 

Credit: 411Wrestling

[Guest tank_abbott]

Noble Wrestles on Velocity aganist some one I wasn't familiar with

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Oh yes, no Jamie Noble and the world ends.

Good to see we're on the same page

 

-Jamie Noble (w/ Nidia) d. Jobber in Gay Lime Green Tights.

I don't remember too much about this match. Noble won and made out with

Nidia for an extended amount of time.

That's the stuff.

 

She also leans over the table to let her daddy see her cleavage

::shudders:: Ugh, that's 2 weeks in a row we get to see that hideous sight.

[Guest Bricks]

*GROAN* Dear God, it took them one freakin' week to think it's time for another push for A-Train!!!!

 

And Torrie vs Dawn CONTINUES!!!!... on Velocity, but I fear they'll find a way to get this feud back on Smackdown soon.

 

That Main Event better be worth it.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Biggest Pops in My Pants

1. Torrie Wilson's breasts

2. Torrie Wilson's Titantron

3. Four girls in front with tight white t-shirts on

4. Dawn Marie

5. Chic in low tanktop who passed by me once in awhile

Whoever wrote this..not one single person cares "who popped your pants" it's not funny. Just tell us what happened involving the tapings itself. So many live reports include too much meangingless crap.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I liked this guy. He should write all the spoilers.

 

And STEPH CLEAVAGE~! Woooooo!

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

I can't believe they're still trying to push that hairy piece of shit.

 

 

And I give Nathan Jones two months in the company.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

And I give Nathan Jones two months in the company.

Til' he's World Champion?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Biggest Pops in My Pants

1. Torrie Wilson's breasts

2. Torrie Wilson's Titantron

3. Four girls in front with tight white t-shirts on

4. Dawn Marie

5. Chic in low tanktop who passed by me once in awhile

Whoever wrote this..not one single person cares "who popped your pants" it's not funny. Just tell us what happened involving the tapings itself. So many live reports include too much meangingless crap.

What are you talking about? He told everyone what turns him on!! THAT'S SO COOL! He must get laid ALL THE TIME!!

 

[Guest Lightning Flik]

And I give Nathan Jones two months in the company.

Til' he's World Champion?

Probably two months till he's main event.

 

It'll take a third before the match actually happens.

 

Remember people. Nathan Jones must bust up more people BEFORE the WWE deems his title shot warrented.

[Guest wwF1587]

ok looks like a middle ground SD!... i dont like albert or demott getting wins at all... and the rock as a face right now is kinda stupid considering the fans boo him... ill watch for the main event if anything..

[Guest Anglesault]

Poor, poor, poor Rey. I thought Albert was done with? Well, at least they think they have solved the problem. A NEW lame finisher will get him over!

 

 

And unless Angle is winning at Mania (Which he's not) why the hell is Brock getting the bette of him EVERY WEEK? Has Team Angle or anyone in the Heyman empire launched a successful attack against Brock? EVER?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I wanna know whats up with this Kendrick guy, he was wearing this sweater with a big flower on the front and back of it. It was just..wierd..

 

Rey vs A Train was bearable...

 

Eddy vs Cena was good...Side note - when did the Guerreros get Cheat to Win - Its a Family Tradition shirts?

 

Kidman vs Shannon Moore - actually a decent match..Cole calling Shannon "The Kid" is giving me a bad feeling..

 

Rikishi vs Demott - bad..

 

The Taker/Kendrick singing telegram was semi funny..

 

Benoit/Edge vs Team Angle - Gets a good 20 minutes with a commercial break in between.

Absolutely awesome match.

 

All in all, this is one of those usual smackdowns with 1 or 2 good matches, a couple of ok matches, a terrible match, and a bunch of backstage stuff and interviews.