Book an angle: HHH goes UFO

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The start:

 

on RAW, HHH comes out to reveal a vision. He tells the fans that mankind was created by space aliens. He then takes off his shirt and reveals Raelian attire. His stable partners come out in the same. HHH declares that he'll do it all for Rael from now on.

 

HHH's new enterance: His music hits, and then a UFO hovers around, it lands at ringside and HHH gets out. Waterspit.

 

Now, continue with more details of HHH and Rael!

 

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

HHH stands menacingly in the door of the spacecraft. With a look of determination on his face, he slowly begins to descend the ramp. He trips, tears his quad, and rolls down the ramp, screaming like a little girl. Mean Gene says "Fuck it.". Fade to test pattern.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'd imagine that if the angle bombed, then a new star can expose HHH as a reptilian shapeshifter who drinks blood to maintain his form.

 

HHH is the game.. and he has gills also.

[Guest SP-1]

That's one of the strangest website ever, I think. But yet very, very funny. Plus the guy looks like Bischoff to some degree.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I agree SpiderPoet

[Guest Jack Tunney]

HHH stands menacingly in the door of the spacecraft. With a look of determination on his face, he slowly begins to descend the ramp. He trips, tears his quad, and rolls down the ramp, screaming like a little girl. Mean Gene says "Fuck it.". Fade to test pattern.

The quad tear was the Shockmasters cue to run through the door of the UFO to HHH's aid,thus making every worker on RAW in an alliance with HHH after a new one joined every week.