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Guest TheGame2705

Ready or not here I come you can't hide, gonna find you and make you want me....

 

Hartfan continues to annoy me....someone hit him with a shoe in the temple pease....

 

1Bob/Bob Barron continues to be caught in the middle of a nasty divorce with Regal....

 

Skanky Edwards and Cocainwasmurdered can't come up with a non-cliche parody of my name.....

 

You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love...

 

I <3 Corey Lazarus

 

Pimping WDI is like when you see a dead cat and invite everyone to come see it. It smells horrible, it's dead, and there are maggots everywhere....

 

I am beautiful no matter what they say....what can bring me down?

 

The board has time to be able to browse and post without it dying.....

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Wait Wait WAIT~!

 

Lemme guess.............your mentally handicapped right?

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

I be that nigga with the ice on me

If it cost less than twenty it don't look right on me

I stay flossed out all through the week

My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

I be fuckin niggaz bitches all in they home

Niggaz be like, "Look at that Benz on all that chrome"

Diamonds worn by everybody thats in my click

Man I got the price of a mansion 'round my neck and wrist

My nigga Baby gettin' a special built machine

A Mercedes Benz 700 V14

I know you niggaz can't believe that

I can't wait to see ya haters face when ya see that

Man look at that

Niggaz wear shades just to stand on side of me

Hos say take that chain off boy ya blindin me

All day my phone ringin bling bling bling

Can see my earring from a mile bling bling

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Guest Banky

The Gheyme is fly and we all wonder why

all the people he hits on are guys

But thats alright, he doesn't mind

cuz he'll be sucking on the barrel of my .9

 

He brags about sucking is own flacid penis

when he dreams about fucking val venis

he feels he is clever by calling me skanky

but his mother takes it in the ass while screaming BAAAANKAY

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Guest TheGame2705

Rando, I might be mentally handicapped but atleast I don't carry the looks that go with the impairment....

 

Banky....if I cared enough to have a rap battle with an Eminem wannabe, I would.....

 

TSA....shouldn't your ass be cheating on someone right now?

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Guest CanadianChick
TSA....shouldn't your ass be cheating on someone right now?

 

What is that suppose to mean?

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Oh I see, because everyone knows about my relationship, you'll use it against me anyway you can. Well just so you know, no relationship is perfect and no couples just don't fight....it's all part of it. However since you decided to pry into my personal life, what I will tell you is that we talked things out and we are fine. Sorry to disappoint you

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Guest Kingpk

HEY, I'm doing Backlash 1999 right now and will have it up on TSM by Friday.

 

There, now this thread has a point. It's too bad my only fan has to be such a goober (now there's an insult you don't hear much anymore.)

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Guest Kinetic

Oh, hey, I can do this, too:

 

-First off, a big "fuck you" to Jerry Porter of the Oakland Raiders. Talk all you want, Jerry, but your offense didn't back that shit up on the field Sunday. Who gives a fuck if Tampa's defense is better than whomever's defense or mightier than the wrath of God? It was good enough to win a championship, unlike Oakland's vaunted offense, which got bitchslapped all over San Diego. And, as always, an additional "fuck you" to Lee Flowers of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Paper what, Lee? Where's your ring at? Punk ass bitch.

 

-These fake news reports popping up in the Music folder are discouraging on a couple of levels. The fact that people with an apparent 3rd grade education are writing them is bad enough. But for other people to actually buy into them...that's ridiculous. If a news article is chock full of grammatical errors, has no paragraph breaks, gets all sorts of personal information wrong, etc., then it's most certainly not real and anyone who falls for it should consider re-enrolling in elementary school. Those lessons obviously didn't sink in the first time around.

 

-The Love, Sex, and Dating folder is a good place to be when people are posting lately. I'd consider myself something of a voyeurist, so I definitely enjoy admissions of depravity and especially from people that I wouldn't ordinarily expect it from. If, say, CanadianChick admitted to a gangbang with her school's hockey team after a big game, I think my head would explode. That's just the sort of person that I am.

 

-That said, I don't think there's enough pantie sniffing going on.

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Guest Kotzenjunge
I am beautiful no matter what they say....what can bring me down?

This is the one part of the entire post that actually interested me. Can you show us this puported beauty?

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Guest Gathering Moss
Skanky Edwards and Cocainwasmurdered can't come up with a non-cliche parody of my name.....

It is very possible that you, my friend, are the lamest person of all time. I mean "Skanky Edwards," Jesus are you retarded? "Cocainwasmurdered," I honestly have know idea what that even means. It was supposed to be some kind of insult, right?

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Guest LooseCannon
Kinetic, the word is voyeur. The "ist" is not needed. Heil grammar!

With that one post, Kinetic once again saved an entire thread from the doldrums of the mundane and pointless. And you get on his ass over grammar. Shame on you!

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Guest Kinetic

There's voyeurism, isn't there? Voyuerist...voyueristic...voyeur...I'm going to assume that you're right, Mr. Rat's Milk, but I'd prefer that in the future you not criticize my terrible grammar in public. Not for my sake, of course, but for the sake of the community. I am so respected that it would damage the board to read it. Good day.

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Guest TheGame2705

Kingpk how can you deny your fans...I'll read it when it's up. Kootz that refers to a blonde haired girl with a big head singing in her living room. Voyeurist isn't a word as someone pointed out. The odd things about grammar and such.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

I don't look retarded....though I apparently look like that rapper Snow that had that song "Informer" ....though I'm not proud of that...

 

at least my name isn't a nickname of HHH...that's pretty low...

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Guest Kinetic

Voyeurist fucking well should be a word, as far as I'm concerned. And so it was written. And so it was done.

 

::notifies Webster's::

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Gheyme at work:

 

HoffmanHBK (2:06:18 AM): I want to ask you something....feel free to cuss me out, but I'm just blocking you again if you do

David17247 (2:06:33 AM): what?

HoffmanHBK (2:06:45 AM): are you doing this to get all of the old posters back together?

David17247 (2:07:31 AM): lol

HoffmanHBK (2:07:38 AM): no, be serious

David17247 (2:08:41 AM): well since someone is going to find out sooner or later...

David17247 (2:08:57 AM): this has been the most fun I have had in months Hoff

David17247 (2:09:05 AM): :-)

HoffmanHBK (2:09:09 AM): is this David?

HoffmanHBK (2:09:13 AM): and be honest

HoffmanHBK (2:09:39 AM): and I mean, is it David Da Silva, not just some guy named David

David17247 (2:09:59 AM): it's DaSilva Hoff and I thought you knew that

David17247 (2:10:02 AM): :-(

HoffmanHBK (2:10:11 AM): no space?

HoffmanHBK (2:10:23 AM): I had no idea

David17247 (2:10:24 AM): Never has been

HoffmanHBK (2:10:26 AM): huh

HoffmanHBK (2:10:32 AM): but, is it really you

David17247 (2:10:36 AM): the old posters

David17247 (2:10:46 AM): the multiple apologies

David17247 (2:10:58 AM): Hoff no one likes me

HoffmanHBK (2:11:15 AM): well dude, you have alienated a lot of people....even me

HoffmanHBK (2:11:19 AM): and that takes a lot

David17247 (2:11:23 AM): i don't have a fucking friend outside and I go to a suckass school

David17247 (2:11:35 AM): so I need to keep myself interested

David17247 (2:12:08 AM): you REALLY want to know the whole deal?

HoffmanHBK (2:12:12 AM): yeah, I do

David17247 (2:12:32 AM): you could ask Dutch's ex girlfriend Katrina who is one of the nicest girl's in the world

HoffmanHBK (2:12:50 AM): what does she have to do with anything?

David17247 (2:12:57 AM): or you could ask Charles who I knew was stupid but went to a whole new level today

David17247 (2:13:03 AM): lol I got him

David17247 (2:13:12 AM): can you keep a secret Hoff?

HoffmanHBK (2:13:25 AM): yes

David17247 (2:13:26 AM): I mean chances are I'll tell him myself but keep it quiet for now

David17247 (2:13:33 AM): :-D

HoffmanHBK (2:13:36 AM): I can keep a secret

David17247 (2:14:15 AM): I actually convinced Charles that it wasn't me IMing everyone by telling him that I don't use the word "fag" in real life because it is offensive

David17247 (2:14:18 AM): lol!

David17247 (2:14:24 AM): and he believed it Hoff

HoffmanHBK (2:14:26 AM): wow.....wow

HoffmanHBK (2:14:32 AM): ...

David17247 (2:14:33 AM): I beat Charles!

HoffmanHBK (2:14:36 AM): ...

HoffmanHBK (2:14:39 AM): I guess

David17247 (2:14:43 AM): that idiot actually believed me

David17247 (2:14:48 AM): guess what!

HoffmanHBK (2:14:51 AM): what

David17247 (2:15:10 AM): that big goof Sass also believed me when Charles TOLD Sass that someone was impersonating me!

David17247 (2:15:19 AM): lol Sass of all people believed it

HoffmanHBK (2:15:42 AM): well, he's trusting, I guess

David17247 (2:15:43 AM): I even convinced Moses

David17247 (2:16:04 AM): and Aubrey is also in on the joke

David17247 (2:16:11 AM): Dave just wouldn't get it now

David17247 (2:16:17 AM): But here's the best part Hoff

HoffmanHBK (2:16:56 AM): oh?

David17247 (2:16:59 AM): wondering why I haven't tried to make a post at WDI?

HoffmanHBK (2:17:09 AM): not really, but go on

David17247 (2:17:29 AM): because everyone is confused now at WDI and everyone that I ever hated from that place is liking me now

HoffmanHBK (2:17:43 AM): who do you mean?

David17247 (2:18:13 AM): Sass, Chuck, Alex, Brandon, Josh, Ryan, and even you

David17247 (2:18:16 AM): :-D

David17247 (2:18:22 AM): I was dying to tell you Hoff

HoffmanHBK (2:18:32 AM): ....

David17247 (2:18:37 AM): but I was saving this for WDI's 1 year anniversary

David17247 (2:18:47 AM): a coming home party if you will

David17247 (2:18:58 AM): isn't this the best fucking joke you have ever heard?

HoffmanHBK (2:19:03 AM): who's coming home?

David17247 (2:19:05 AM): lol CJ must be jealous

David17247 (2:19:11 AM): me Hoffykins

David17247 (2:19:18 AM): I'm coming back to WDI

HoffmanHBK (2:19:41 AM): no, you're not

David17247 (2:19:46 AM): lol this has been so much fun Hoff

HoffmanHBK (2:19:51 AM): you can come back, but we'll ban you

David17247 (2:19:59 AM): I swear I was going to tell you the joke

David17247 (2:20:06 AM): I'm sorry if you thought I was lying

David17247 (2:20:20 AM): but I had to tell some little white lies to make the joke work

HoffmanHBK (2:20:25 AM): David, I don't find this joke funny

David17247 (2:20:35 AM): unlike CJ I covered ALL of my bases

David17247 (2:20:43 AM): Hoff you have to love it man

David17247 (2:20:50 AM): I got everyone

HoffmanHBK (2:20:56 AM): I don't love it

HoffmanHBK (2:21:07 AM): I don't even understand it

HoffmanHBK (2:21:55 AM): why do you want to fool everyone like this?

HoffmanHBK (2:23:05 AM): David?

David17247 (2:25:31 AM): why do you even care now?

David17247 (2:25:44 AM): my joke will be revealed in time

HoffmanHBK (2:25:51 AM): I'm just curious. it makes no sense to me

David17247 (2:26:10 AM): I just wanted to let everyome know that I am better than they are

David17247 (2:26:16 AM): they thought I was worthless

David17247 (2:26:19 AM): or a stalker

David17247 (2:26:24 AM): which was all bullshit

David17247 (2:26:34 AM): thanks to Loss I now can not post

David17247 (2:26:39 AM): but I got him Hoff

David17247 (2:26:43 AM): I got him back

David17247 (2:26:50 AM): now everyone is confused

David17247 (2:27:01 AM): maybe I am an imposter lol

David17247 (2:27:07 AM): or maybe I'm not

David17247 (2:27:33 AM): if you can't see the fun in that then I guess you are just another fool like Loss and Sass

David17247 (2:27:42 AM): I do feel bad that I had to trash Tim though

David17247 (2:28:03 AM): but he was the only one online that night that would start up the questions

HoffmanHBK (2:28:03 AM): you're sick, you know that? sick in the head. regardless of whether this is an "impostor" or not, you're absolutely insane, whoever you are, and I want no part of it.

 

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Guest The Amazing Rando
Rando, I might be mentally handicapped...

anybody ELSE catch that?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I didn't bother to read it all. I'm really just disappointed that this person wasn't referring to themselves as beautiful. I wanted to see some PICTURE ACTION~! and watch DJ Jeff go on another stalking adventure.

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Guest TheGame2705
Rando, I might be mentally handicapped...

anybody ELSE catch that?

Shush you or go licky boom boom down.

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