The One and Only Jimmy Kimmel Live thread

[Guest Eagan469]

"Snoop Dogg co-hosts for the week!

 

Tonight: Chef Shirley Corriher, Armenian Comedian, Adam Corolla, New Found Glory

Thursday: LeAnn Rimes

Friday: Snoop Dogg performs"

 

 

Alright, so B-List stars tonight, A-List star tomorrow...

 

We've improved over last night's C-List stars from hell

[Guest Choken One]

Tonite gonna suck too...How cay they go from SuperStar Rapper of the future to shitty Mallfucker Pop shit?

 

Did you hear about how LOW the ratings were on Monday? Apprently, even lower then Ted Koppel UpClose shows they used to have.

[Guest Eagan469]

I just read that Warren Sapp was paid $250,000 to appear on the first show

 

ho-ly-shit

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah...Alot of good that did...for a What 3 minute Spot? Shoulda just got Dexter Jackson. God, JKL already the joke of Network television. I like it. He never should gotten a job anyways.

[Guest Eagan469]

Adam Corolla is a guest! Allready!

[Guest Choken One]

Wow. I had Next tuesday in the pool...This is just saaad.

[Guest Eagan469]

that would have been funny, damn

[Guest Choken One]

How HARD is it to Talk to HSN? They can't get a fucking thing right...May 16th. That will be the final Show. Seriously, They really should've used Snoopy's resources to bring in some Musical Stars. Everyone in the Rap game will do anything for Snoop Dogg.

[Guest Kingpk]

This show's gonna get killed with Leno having Dennis Miller, Santana and Michelle Branch as guests.

[Guest Eagan469]

ok, them getting trashed on the air is redeeming it

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Okay...

 

Wait a minute.

 

We go from Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, & HollyRock Duane Johnson to Adam Corolla ?

 

I'm confused...

 

::Switches to The Chapelle Show::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Good God!

 

Letterman has Rod Stewart~!

 

[Rolleyes]

[Guest Mole]

Are you guys fuckin crazy? You really don't think this show is all that good?

 

This show puts ANYTHING on late night to shame. It's so fuckin funny. I don't care what guests he has on, Jimmy is funny on his own.

 

If this show gets canceled, ABC is retarted.

[Guest Mole]

Snoops drunk.

[Guest Mole]

Good God!

 

Letterman has Rod Stewart~!

 

[Rolleyes]

I hope that was sarcasm, because Rod Stewart REALLY appeals to my demographic...

[Guest Eagan469]

Snoops drunk.

They're all drunk - it's great

[Guest Mole]

Wow, this guy is sooo bad it's funny.

[Guest Eagan469]

that was funny as hell

[Guest Mole]

I'm never going to miss an episode, ever.

[Guest Mole]

That's a funny ass sig, Eagan.

[Guest Choken One]

Dumbest Show. Fire this Clown. I supported them in the begining but now After having A YEAR to plan this show out...they sat on their asses and did Diddly Sqaut and this the product they given us. ABC gave JKL millions and all they do is the same tired "We can't have a Bar. so let's get drunk" rotuine over and over.

 

They should be ashamed of raping ABC of their money.

 

If Carson Daly can get primo stars with NO money, why can't JKL with millions?

[Guest EI Cubano]

Holy shit, tonight's episode has probably got to be the funniest thing that I have ever seen. Jimmy is piss drunk as well, ha.

[Guest Mole]

Is Snoop passed out??????Wow, he is really WASTED. Ha

[Guest Eagan469]

ADAM DEEP-FRIED HIS DUMMY! AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Question: Earlier it was said that Jimmy Kimmel burned a LOT of bridges? I'm curious, how many bridges can you burn by making football picks, hosting a game show and another show that has women jump on trampolines? You can't burn that many bridges that you get these kinds of guests for your first week on network TV, can you?...

[Guest Mole]

Dumbest Show. Fire this Clown. I supported them in the begining but now After having A YEAR to plan this show out...they sat on their asses and did Diddly Sqaut and this the product they given us. ABC gave JKL millions and all they do is the same tired "We can't have a Bar. so let's get drunk" rotuine over and over.

 

They should be ashamed of raping ABC of their money.

 

If Carson Daly can get primo stars with NO money, why can't JKL with millions?

Who cares about what stars he gets on the show. Jimmy is fuckin funny on his own. If you think this is crap, go turn on Connan and see what he is doing. His stuff is sooooo silly, it's not funny at all.

[Guest Choken One]

Is this what our generation considers Funny? Three 30some idiotic immature getting drunk to substitute the lack of ability to be naturally funny? I'm going to watch some Old Carson tapes...He could be drunk and STILL put on a quality show.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Cancel This~!

 

I'll watch Carson Daly...

[Guest Eagan469]

Thanks molestomp

[Guest Choken One]

Question: Earlier it was said that Jimmy Kimmel burned a LOT of bridges? I'm curious, how many bridges can you burn by making football picks, hosting a game show and another show that has women jump on trampolines? You can't burn that many bridges that you get these kinds of guests for your first week on network TV, can you?...

Yeah he burned alot of Bridges with the Fox Announcers, Would often castrate Hollywood stars on Man Show and is considered a Idiot by Hollywood's Elite.