Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Now that Kinetic's come to his senses, we should celebrate by discussing gay/effeminate music. When he marches to his local recruiter's office tomorrow, what should he have blaring on his headphones? I say Erasure! BREAK THESE CHAINS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I say Wham! If I walked into the recruiter's office with a bright pink "Choose Life" shirt on, I'd be dismissed before I could saunter through the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Hey, now. Andrew Ridgley's all man. Now the Pet Shop Boys. There's some homoerotica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Going 80s here. Soft Cell - Tainted Love I heard this again the other day and while the beat's still catchy, I'm shocked this reached any level of popularity outside the gay bars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Prance in singing "Dancing Queen" loudly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Well, we (ie., my crew) always make fun of my friend Amy because her boyfriend borrowed her Justin Timberlake CD, so we basically say the dude's gay and stuff. Just come in singing *NSync with a dildo in your hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Effeminate songs? Prince - "If I Was Your Girlfriend" (yes, I realize Prince is my answer to everything) And truthfully, the gayest song ever written is the Thrill Kill Kult's "Leathersex" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Did Prince seriously think he would fool people with that "Camille" persona? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Just to set everyone's mind at ease, I'm pleased to report that I won't be forced to feign homosexuality to get out of military service. I'm a conscientious objector and I know my rights! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 3, 2003 You know what this makes me think of? The scene in In the Army Now where Pauly Shore and Andy Dick tried to feign homsexuality, and the guy told them to kiss and they couldn't do it. The two gayest men on earth, and they want us to believe they can't kiss each other. Now that's some lazy filmmaking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I woulda Kiss a guy to avoid War...Nothing I haven't endurded before... As for Gay Singers...Elton owns all the fuckers. Gotta say...T.A.T.U is kinda intriguing with the lesiban school girl thang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted February 3, 2003 "Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting" would anyone wanna watch Elton just throw down on someobody? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Frankie Goes to Hollywood, or The Villiage People. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Village people and soft cell rock. I guess Morrissey's pretty effeminate... And the vocalist for Mercury Rev (Jonathan Donohue?) is the most effeminate man EVER, but they're very good too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Micheal Jackson (his 90's stuff, as his 80's stuff was fuckin' awesome). Hanson- I seriously thought that the lead singer was a girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Anything by Ricky Martin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Ok, if you want to get out of it the political way instead of finally coming out of the closet, I suggest using the national anthem of the former USSR. Call your commanding officer "Comrade," and masturbate even when it's not a good time. Just like in Full Metal Jacket...instant section 8. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted February 3, 2003 it's all about CULTURE CLUB, BAYBEE!!!!!!! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HUUUUURT MEEEEEE? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRYYYYYYYYYY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted February 4, 2003 If it came down to it, I'd do more than kiss a guy to avoid going to war. I'm a piece of trash, not a fighter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted February 4, 2003 I second godthedog's nomination for Culture Club. Karma karma karma karma karma chameleoooon You come and goooooo, you come and gooooooo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anorak Report post Posted February 4, 2003 'Little' Jimmy Somerville (sp?) had a famously effeminate sounding voice but obviously wasn't quite as camp as Boy George. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 4, 2003 There's always Dead or Alive. Pete Burns, the frontman of that group, accused Boy George of ripping off his act. Dead or Alive is a good group though... the name isn't quite household, so I'll say that they did "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheyCallMeMark Report post Posted February 4, 2003 Have some self-help tape going. And like rub your eyes alot so it looks like you were crying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PlatypusFool Report post Posted February 5, 2003 I fancy the fuck out of Justin 'best pop ever' Timberlake, to be fair. I'm straight, by the way... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Wham! hands down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 5, 2003 I just remembered that I know all of the words to every song from Grease. That's pretty gay, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Yes. Now that you've shunned the life of a soldier, and embraced the life of a poor boy, I think you need to collect some old Leadbelly stuff on vinyl. Well, basically anything by an old blues musician like that. It'll make being destitute more fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
