Learn World History from Rob Johnstone!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Learn about all the events of the world that impact you.

 

Such as World War I!

 

"We constantly get into wars we should never be apart of, example ww1 (We arned people not to get on the fucking boat)"

 

Learn about the arnings to Americans to not just on the "fucking boat" and learn why that justified the Germans sinking boats!

 

Learn about Korea!

 

"Korea(explain why we were there?)"

 

I'll tell you this, let the North Koreans overtake the South Koreans, it's not a threat to us. Let them have Japan also! [/sarcasm]

 

and all the other shit!

 

like WW2!

 

"We still do not know everything that happened in the holocaust. First the russians told us 4 million died. In 1989 they changed their minds and said it was closer to 1.1 million. Lot's of propaganda was used and even people that were there believe it. In Dachau most troops who liberated it said they saw the poisen shower rooms but, the evidence says there were no such thing in the Dachau camp. Also most people would agree it was a mostly jewish experience at the holocaust but, what about the polish, and the gypsies? You should check out a series of tapes that David Cole made. He is a former jew, now athiest who did alot of reasearch on this"

 

"None of these camps are in original condition and would you explain to me how the killing chamber in auschwitz was right next door to the SS dining hall for the nazi's?

 

I tend to belive that 1.1 million died due to bad hygene conditions causing scurvy and all other crazy illness's from back then. Also it is a fact that 95% of the Zyclon B was used to delouse clothes and such."

 

"WHat is wrong with revisionist history? Some of it is true. Why not acually read the site, then comment. BTW we had no business going to germany during wwII even if they did declare war. Hitler was obviously an idiot fascist but, does that give us the right to fight him even if he was killing people? NO"

 

Adolf Hitler says "I reccomend Rob Johnstone's history course, it's about time that history went my way"

 

and if you order now, you get a 400 page history book that was once assigned to Mr. Johnstone in High School, I can tell you that he didn't read a single page of it, hell, the books have had every page whited out to cleanse it of Liberal propaganda

 

steeltoed boots could seperately, all quotes by Rob Johnstone are legit, boy, he's a dumbass

 

The 42th person to order will get a Leon Sharpe t-shirt [inside joke, SJL]

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"Adolf Hitler says 'I reccomend Rob Johnstone's history course, it's about time that history went my way'"

 

I'm staying out of this, but that line was funny...

[Guest Kibagami]

That liberal propaganda is everywhere, I tell you. Shit, they've convinced people that the world is round.

 

K.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

With the money that Rob gets from his history teaching, he can buy other history books and copies of 'the Diary of Anne Frank' and have them burned

[Guest snuffbox]

Utter brilliance

[Guest Powerplay]

Funny. I think I'll make 42 orders just to get another Leon Sharpe shirt. Those things = teh roq.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

just because you order 42 doesn't mean you'd win, somebody could still have order 42.. and you'd have to mug them

[Guest bob_barron]

now THAT was funny

[Guest Powerplay]

just because you order 42 doesn't mean you'd win, somebody could still have order 42.. and you'd have to mug them

Well, since it isn't in America's interests to stop me, I think mugging is a good idea.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

you could emerage from the 'non-existant' gas chamber to strike the victim like Myron Cope with a 5 foot rusty nail.

 

Ooook, that didn't quite seem normal

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Doesn't anyone wish Rob would test his Diesel engine theory?

[Guest Kibagami]

Or use Zyclon B to delouse his clothes.

 

K.

[Guest EricMM]

cuz that's what it was for right K? For cleaning up the Holocaust victims CLOTHES, not KILLING THEM!

 

Rob is dumb.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The Nazis seemed so fun and wacky, like on Hogan's Heroes, I mean, they even let the prisoners have showers. Sure, they never got it right and kept killing them. Ok, that's tasteless enough.

 

*leans back*

[Guest Powerplay]

cuz that's what it was for right K? For cleaning up the Holocaust victims CLOTHES, not KILLING THEM!

 

Rob is dumb.

Well, it's cleaner than using guns. I mean, the bloodstains and bullet holes....

 

 

WAIT A SEC. MAYBE ROB MEANT THAT IT WAS CLEANER for the clothes of Holocaust victims. That certainly makes more sense than what was written....

[Guest Kibagami]

Ah, of course. Because nobody could be so fucking stupid as to claim that the entire Holocaust was a hoax.

 

...right, guys?

 

Right?

 

K.

[Guest snuffbox]

I have to question the rearing tactics of Rob J's folks. How many head-firts falls to the floor must a child suffer to develop such thoughts as these? Jesus God. And oddly had my ancestors not dropped the 'stone' to go with the 'more American' name Johnson, id be sharing the same name as you buddy! And thats just not cool

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

ya know, we're all in this thread bashing Rob because we're all gay, ya know?

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

That's right! We don't support Robby Buchanan because we're gay, not because we're human.

 

Yep, I'm gay. That's right.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I love bathhouses!

 

[Guest Kibagami]

Bathhouses are justice, bathhouses are rule.

 

K.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

What's that smell? Smells like... pine needles.

 

Mmm, refreshing.

[Guest Kibagami]

mmmm...pine needles...

 

K.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Ya know, If I had to pick between Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo, i'd pick Chuck. Billy = old and busted, Chuck = new hotness

[Guest snuffbox]

Pat Buchanon is in the closet...and the pentup frustration has led to his down syndrome.

[Guest Kibagami]

Dude, that's so liberal propaganda.

 

K.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Blame the leftist media.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Rob-bashing is sooooooooo passe.

 

Or maybe it's because I let him slide now due to the classic car love.

[Guest Kibagami]

But it's such fun!

 

K.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

And it raises your post count, not to mention your ego!