Originality Is DEAD~! at TSM

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I awoke one day…away from it all. I sat inside my dreams, my visions, and my hope. I watched my dreams burn away, my visions blur, and my hope shatter like broken glass. I began to cry…wondering what I was supposed to do now that it was all gone. My dreams had disintegrated, my visions dissipated, my hopes swept up and thrown away like garbage. Where did I go wrong? I asked myself this question as I sat there. I had no discernable clue as to where I was, but I knew I had to run away. I stood to run but I did not feel myself moving. As I looked to my feet they just sat there. I wanted to run, but something was holding me back. I tried and tried to get away from everything, but everywhere I looked I saw the darkness, the depression, the clouds of anguish haunting over me. I stared into oblivion as I felt a cold wind take over my body. My eyes blinked rapidly before I fell into a state of bliss and a state of torment. When I returned to my conscious state I began to recognize my surroundings, but I had never been to such a place. It seemed to be a celestial forest…alien to our own existence. Trees were lush and fruition was rampant throughout this valley that I walked in. I came upon a river…crystal clear…and I could see into the depths…fish swimming to and fro. I looked up the river to see a waterfall rushing down from the heavens, I could not see the top for it stretched into eternity. As I sat along the waters edge I felt the warm glow of the sun hit me, but as I looked to the sky I saw stars and the moon. My confusions heightened as the waterfall disappeared behind a blanket of mist, and when the mist was gone, the waterfall was no more. The mist came toward me, destroying everything in its path. Just as it was about to hit me I grabbed a flower and held it close to me and hit the ground on my stomach. The wind again took me over and I lost direction once more. Was I dead…was I alive…was I neither? I awoke in the same place where it all started…and I saw my dreams, my visions, and my hope return to me and I looked to the sky and the sunlight cascaded down upon me. As I was about to lie back, I noticed something beside me. The flower that I had saved by the river rested with me. I clutched in my hand and held it to my heart.

 

“Life is filled with dreams…visions…hope…and they can be taken for granted much like this flower could have been taken for granted. But you…you showed spirit and the willingness to be destroyed by the mist of depression and anguish. All for this one flower. You would sacrifice yourself for the better of others…and for that your dreams, visions, and hopes…will never die.”

 

As the voice spoke to me I cried. I held that flower in my hand and never let it go. The flower of friendship and family, love and respect, caring and understanding. The symbolism of this dream was never forgotten, and as you look into your soul, into your dreams…your own flower is there with you. No matter how bad you feel your life is or soon will be, your flower blooms for you for all eternity, never to die away. After you have passed away, and you are laid to rest, the flowers laid upon your grave are the flowers within us, given to you to cherish forever. You only live once…but those dreams, visions, and hopes live on in everything you do and say.

 

I have a dream...........................................................................

.....now so do you…

 

 

 

.............................The Amazing Rando - SPEAKING VOLUMES

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

OMG WTF?!?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

OMG WTF?!?

please see:

 

The Amazing Rando - SPEAKING VOLUMES

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

And my final announcement before this thread gets dead and buried...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SWERVE~!!!!!!

 

You all really think I give two shits that people hate my idea for a frat or the fact that I RP/Post.... Get a clue...if you like it...SWEET...if you don't...then as always...EAT SHIT AND DIE...

 

Yeah...the frats dead....but you haven't seen the last of YOUR Amazing Rando...

 

ORIGINALITY PERSONIFIED~!

 

And to think...I actually had you fighting with me over my validity of attacking A WHOLE FORUM over what ONE GUY said...

 

Who do you think I am...Johnson1620?? BAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA...

 

 

Tune In Next Time...

 

Same Rando Time. Same Rando Channel.

 

 

 

 

The Amazing Rando --- The Most Original Rando

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

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Only one man can save us now...

 

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

While I am all for originality, I hardly see it in posting messages that look like roleplays for a wrestling e fed.

 

And if the only man who can save us now has to come from MK, I would suggest Baraka from MK2.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

IDRM is correct, there is one man who can save us all from all of this turmoil...

 

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[Guest evenflowDDT]

I enjoy ripping off other people's gimmicks. It's true, originality is dead, and I'm STUPID~!

OMG IRONY LoLZ~!@

[Guest MrRant]

If you go by this thread then yes... Rando isn't creative or funny.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, my daddy always used to say, if you can't be original and creative, then just go fishin'. See, he was a fishin' son of a gun. When he was a lad, he'd go down to the river with a pole and a coffee can with a dozen nightcrawlers in it, and try to pull a couple catfish out of the water. Sometimes he caught fish, sometimes he didn't, but no matter what, he had worm mucus on his fingers. Life is a lot like worm mucus. It's sticky, and bothersome, but before you know it, it's done been cleaned off with some brown river water and dried on a sunny patch of grass. After all, it doesn't matter how big the catfish is, or how many nightcrawlers you have as bait, what matters is that you don't go off and drown, hair swirling to and fro as the water laps against the rocks. The moss is slippery, and it's easy to fall in. The mosquitoes bite, but lighting a cigarette will chase away all but the most stubborn ones, which leaves you smelling like dirt, smoke, fish, and river, with a couple red welts from those pesky bugs. When that happens, you've just got to throw up your hands and say "Well, all right." because no matter how many catfish you pull out of the river, there's always going to be another one hiding in an old tire someone threw off the bridge.

 

Kawazu.

[Guest Jubuki]

I would say it's good to see mental masturbation is still the favorite hobby round here, but...well, it's not good.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Nothing I've said in this thread is funny.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Wow....

 

what a resounding "FUCK YOU" i got for this...

 

 

thank you for showing me how much of an asshole I am...I am enternally grateful...I will never try to step out of line again....

 

I am not a Rando....I am only a number...

 

Member 2347 Reporting For Duty....

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Anal fisting. What's the appeal people? And how would you prepare? Discuss.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I think the Hamburglar is moving in on IDRM's "gimmick" ...

 

 

I only say "gimmick" because he is the abnormal sex freak around these parts....

 

I think that's a compliment...though not sure

 

 

 

***Member 2347***

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Yeah, it's a compliment. Step up off, Hamburglar, fore I bust a cap in yo ass. I'm also the resident hardcore thug. So stay off that too.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

ummm

 

so eh?

 

no anti-establishment meant? a swerve, a gimmick?

 

my thoughts

 

swerve = ghey

new gimmick = something interesting

 

so rando, umm, swerves are ghey and well, hence this thread is, but your posting style as an attempt to be original, thats something worthwhile.

 

...we could always use a newsman for the oaoast

[Guest Austin3164life]

I absolutely agree with The Amazing Rando. Whatever his gripe is with TSM, that's his business, but I share (or shared) his sentiments. I also commend him for speaking right from the heart, because that (to me) is taboo around these parts. Too many people are worrying about what the guy next to him thinks, and too many people are worrying about their post-count, and not about their quality within their opinions. People should just stop borrowing other opinions and speak their own mind with their own words, that way we can all learn from each other and this place with acheive better communication.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

BPP...

 

I did not care if it was ghey......if you want to call what I did ghey than go right ahead. I am only a member...

 

Keep repeating it to yourself...

 

"I am only a member...I mean nothing...I am only a member...I mean nothing"

 

Member 2347 may bring that posting style in every once in a while as something fresh or different...

 

***Member 2347***

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

This is not a gimmick. This is not a show. This is not something you applaud. This is not something you wait in line for. This is not perfect. This is not amazing.

 

This is average. This is boring. This is reality.

 

This is a lifestyle.

 

***Member 2347***

[Guest Banky]

Here. It solves everyopnes problems.

 

Rando can go somewhere different, and Inc. won't have to deal with other peoples complaining.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Different? Nothing is different. UGS...TSM...it doesn't matter...

 

I was born here...I stay here...I am here...I am a physical piece of this board...without each piece....it may as well collapse...

 

I don't care what you say about me...I'm just a member. I am nothing. I am just a member.

 

***Member 2347***

[Guest Banky]

Different? Nothing is different. UGS...TSM...it doesn't matter...

 

I was born here...I stay here...I am here...I am a physical piece of this board...without each piece....it may as well collapse...

 

I don't care what you say about me...I'm just a member. I am nothing. I am just a member.

 

***Member 2347***

What the hell is going on? You are making ME bitter.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

It's just another wacky day here at TSM!

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Alright, you Space Monkeys have figured it out... Rando and I are actually the same person.

[Guest Banky]

It's just another wacky day here at TSM!

All this TSM/message board bashing gets lame, unless you are shilling something else. *ahem*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I have no say in this.

 

I am just a member.

 

***Member 2347***

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Rando: "Yuna. You're fucking Yuna, Rat's Milk."

 

IDRM: "Actually, you're fucking Yuna... but it's all the same to her."

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I AM ONLY A MEMBER~~~~!!

 

 

***Member 2347***