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Guest mach7

So, I'm guessing by the sheer fact they keep capitalizing 'Evolution' over at WWE.com, that this is the name of the new stable.

 

Dunno.. kinda lame seeing as evolution is a process, not a group of people.

 

Well, I guess it's better than "Horsemen 2003" or something as equally stupid.

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Guest Goodear

But the group of people in this organization are supposed to symbolize that process as far as the wrestling world is concerned.

 

Flair = Past

Triple H = Present

Batista & Orton = Future

 

Works for me.

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Guest mach7
But the group of people in this organization are supposed to symbolize that process as far as the wrestling world is concerned.

Yeah, I know I'm expecting too much of WWE 'creative' to put a "The" or something in front of it... to at least have it make sense. Whatev.. ;p

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Guest eirejmcmahon

Calling them "Evolution" will piss off the five people who still pay to watch the weekly NWATNA show, so I'm all for it.

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Guest notJames

Judging from HHHeMan's sloping brow, unnatural skin tone and inability to walk two steps without hurting himself, I fail to see how he is the "evolution" of anything.

 

I'd place him somewhere between Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon. On his best day he might reach Java Man.

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And I thought it was just the name of a bad movie...

 

Apparently it's also the title of Triple H's wet dream where he gets to pretend it's 1985 and he keeps main eventing the Greensboro Coliseum.

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Guest AndrewTS
And I thought it was just the name of a bad movie...

 

Apparently it's also the title of Triple H's wet dream where he gets to pretend it's 1985 and he keeps main eventing the Greensboro Coliseum.

Yeah...it's pretty apparent that it's only HHH living out his masturbatory fantasy where he is Ric Flair and the leader of the IV Horsemen. Even though he has not the ability, the mic skills, the drawing power, or even the physical health to be that. Even though he seemed like he could have been a few years ago. ;)

 

Anyone who called him "the next Ric Flair"--this shit is on your heads.

 

I never realized just how long it would take to bankrupt a wrestling company--damn, how long can they last in this state?

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Guest BifEverchad
Flair = Past

Triple H = Present

Batista & Orton = Future

 

Works for me.

Me too, I like the name. But thats only wishful thinking.

 

Or could there be a glimmer of hope afterall?..

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Guest Violent Mahatma
Calling them "Evolution" will piss off the five people who still pay to watch the weekly NWATNA show, so I'm all for it.

Actually, it doesn't piss me off, though I cannot speak for the other "four"...

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Guest Aecas

Evolution? not too bad a name, at least they didn't rehash the Four Horseman name AGAIN.

 

While I'm dubious about this stable I'll give em a chance, though I fear it may be less than impressive.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Evolution-cover.jpg

There's always time for lubrication...

 

The REAL question is, will they steal the Eliminators "E" hand sign (an inverted 3d or Triple Threat hand sign)

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

It's just a copy of Shane Douglas' 'Revolution' stable from WCW. Cept, with MUCH worse workers :)

 

But lets put another notch in the cap of HHH's never ending question to be 'the franchise'...

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Guest NoCalMike

DE-evolution is much more appropriate. Randy Orton is the only one in the group worth a damn and now Triple H gets to sideline any potential he has in order to make him a stooge with no personality. Flair is what he is, but in 2003, he has no place in a wrestling ring.

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Guest AndrewTS

Orton sucks. He's sloppy as shit and while his gimmick was funny he's not going to go anywhere now, because of this group.

 

Batista is horrible, though.

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Guest mach7
It's just a copy of Shane Douglas' 'Revolution' stable from WCW. Cept, with MUCH worse workers :)

 

But lets put another notch in the cap of HHH's never ending question to be 'the franchise'...

Riiiiiiiiiiiight, especially that part where they declare themselves a separate nation, hmm? *pfft*

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Guest Aecas

The statement about worse workers is true enough. Randy orton while occasionaly funny is rubbish. Batista isn't so bad but it looks like he still has work to do..Triple H....well nuff said.... -_-

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Guest The Amazing Rando

don't call them "De-evolution" ...that's DEVO man...

 

 

but then again...they can come out to their little song...

 

"For we are not men...we are DEVO....we are not men D-E-V-O!"

 

 

***Member 2347***

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

...wow...I guess I was the only smark that thought HHH was actually entertaining last night...

 

As for the name "Evolution"...FUCK! I was gonna use that name for a stable in either an e-fed or if/when I start working indies...

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Guest Zero_Cool

The one question is..who is going to bring that "Where's Donkeylips?" sign to RAW every week?

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Guest notJames
don't call them "De-evolution" ...that's DEVO man...

 

 

but then again...they can come out to their little song...

 

"For we are not men...we are DEVO....we are not men D-E-V-O!"

 

 

***Member 2347***

They'd be better off using "Jocko Homo", considering the verbal fellating that went on during HHHeMan's 15 minute promo. In fact, he was so full of Orton Juice that he flubbed two of his lines. Yep, he's the Game all right.

 

;)

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Guest The Amazing Rando

They could use "My First Xmas As A Woman" by the Vandals and they would still get verbal BJs from JR and anyone else within a 5 mile radius that also works for the company...

 

 

***Member 2347***

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Guest AndrewTS

The group obviously is an indication of a grim future where apes evolved from men...

 

Personally, I could see Vince delivering the line "GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" pretty well.

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Guest notJames
The group obviously is an indication of a grim future where apes evolved from men...

 

Personally, I could see Vince delivering the line "GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" pretty well.

NICE~!

 

And Rando, they should just call themselves Pansy Division and end the suspense. I can only imagine what their group training sessions are like...

 

HHHeMan: How are my pecs looking?

 

Flair: Great, boss! Need any more baby oil?

 

HHHeMan: Yeah, I think Dave's using it. Hey Dave, you done with that yet?

 

Batista: Grrrrrrrr...

 

Orton: Um, no... he's not... uhhh... done with it... uhh... quite yet...

 

Batista: Stop talking! ::donkey punch::

 

Orton: Damnit, Dave! Now it's back to 87%.

 

JR: Bah gawd...

 

;)

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Guest Ravenbomb

was anybody else reminded of that one guys sig pic with Thesz, Flair, Benoit and Angle on it when 3H started going on aboot Evolution?

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Guest The Amazing Rando

IMO...the Pansy Division monikor would probably get them over...

 

 

JR: BAH GAWD, The Pansy Division just ripped Booker T RIGHT IN TWO...damn them Pansies~!

 

 

 

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Guest razazteca

are they going to have the Pearl Jam anime music video for the entrance Titan Tron?

 

This heel stable can only look as good as the face wrestlers will let them, but HHH has already squashed electrocuted them all so what good can come out of this?

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Guest converge241

Revolution would have been a great name to use if WCW didnt already use that with douglas and the others

 

not that they "cant" use it per se ..i just dont see them doing it

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