Guest BifEverchad Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Ok, I'm bored. Sue me. So you read the title, now what's your answer? *a genie pops out of a bottle and grants you 3 wishes* WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Edit: And none of that, "I'd ask for a million more wishes" bullshit.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 wish 1: To have anything I wanted at any time any day for all of eternity. wish 2: To have the above with no loopholes or ironic little twists like in the monkey's paw. It should be perfect. wish 3: $20,000,000
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Easy. Omnipotence, omniscience, immortality. Of course, if I was omnipotent, I could just grant myself the other two wishes, but that's neither here nor there.
Guest EQ Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 (1) Health and happiness for me, my friends and my entire family (present and future, blood and by marriage) (2) Superman's powers with none of his weaknesses (3) The ability to grant my own wishes (alternate #3 if the above is rejected) A SHITLOAD of money. ($1 Billion or more)
Guest Kinetic Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1.) An unlimited amount of money. 2.) Absolute physical beauty. 3.) A 12 inch cock.
Guest RugbyDiva Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 hmm... 3 wishes.. *in no particular order* - to finally get the produce tour.. actually... that would be my only wish.
LaParkaYourCar Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) All my debts paid off 2) To have a toned, in shape physique 3) to be the ultimate ladies man!
Guest BifEverchad Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 I started this thread, so I might as well reply... *NO PARTICULAR ORDER* 1) Endless Amount of Money 2) Health (family and friends) 3) Eternal Happiness
Guest RugbyDiva Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Ditto Bif... except the money.. cuz well, the produce tour means more!
Guest BifEverchad Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 .......and still, nobody knows what you're talking about.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 produce tour = touring with fresh vegetables
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 3.) A 12 inch cock. Genie's can only do SO MUCH you know... UYI's Wishlist 1) Meet Michael Jackson 2) Unlimited bank account, where money is replenished as i take it out. 3) An intelligent American President
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) $1,000,000,000 -- after taxes, of course 2) The ability to choose when I die (I may not like the future) 3) Stop from aging so I don't "look" 1,000 years old...
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Impervious Immortality (so there's none of that chopping me up into little pieces so I suffer while living nor do I age). The ability to fly. $100,000,000,000.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) A gigantic anal dildo 2) A life size picture of HHH naked 3) Friends What a minute...what the fuck am I doing with Agnes' list.... fuck that... 1) Basically I would want the company that Disney is trying to become. Theme Parks, Resorts, Records, Movies, TV, Radio, etc, etc, etc 2) To be PERFECT at running #1 3) Have the perfect wedding with my girlfriend
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1. Kill with impunity You can have my other two wishes back.
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1. Infinite money, and if that's not possible then just a massive shitload of money will do. 2. Invisibility, i could have some fun with that. 3. Mind Control, make others do as i please.
Guest RevEvil Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1. the ability to implant commands into the minds of any number of organisms anywhere in the universe 2. Impervious Immortality physically and mentally 3. knowlege of the afterlife, if it exists
Guest Vern Gagne Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Nothing. I'd be to worried about the ramifications any of the above mentioned things might bring.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 They're wishes, not time travel. Have some fun!
Guest bravesfan Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Immortality without aging. That's pretty much all I need. ....oh wait, I forgot about $30,000,000,000. You can have the final wish back.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Immortality/Eternal perfect health To be considered the single most physically attractive man in the history of humanity by all who see me. The ability to see the future.
Guest papacita Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1. A working time machine (thanks Kotz) 2. Chyna 3. Lifetime supply of Kool-Aid and/or Jell-O If time machine is unavailable, then I want a pony...a gold one...and some goat cheese.
Guest welshjerichomark Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) determination to do anything. 2) a good singing voice. 3) to be able to play the guitar solo from november rain.
Guest KingOfOldSchool Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) Unlimited amount of money. 2) 12 1/2 inch cock. 3) The ability to perform unlimited cock push-ups with 12 1/2 cock.
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) Be totally attractive, for the rest of my life; 2) Shake my complete and paralyzing fear of death; 3) All of my *true* friends and my family being satisified in their lives.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 They're wishes, not time travel. Have some fun! $44,000,000,000 tax free. Be able to play any instrument really well. True Love w/ a girl that I like.
Guest AM The Kid Posted February 6, 2003 Report Posted February 6, 2003 1. Endless amount of money. 2. Happiness and extended life for my entire family and my best friends. 3. Be a main event superstar in WWE.
Guest Sassquatch Posted February 6, 2003 Report Posted February 6, 2003 1. An unlimited amount of money 2. The ability to assume any super/cosmic power I want 3. To never have my family's substance abuse tendencies carry over into the next generation of Sass's
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