Guest What? Report post Posted February 6, 2003 That's easy 1. Jessica Alba 2. 13 inch cock (Oh wait...I already HAVE it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!) 2a. 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....(because 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 would be too much) 3. A sponsorship deal with Vans shoes, Flip Skateboards, and Volcom clothing. And I want to be pro, god dammit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted February 6, 2003 1) The ability to comprehend all known languages. 2) Financial security for me and all my loved ones. 3) Saved until I'm in a major pinch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Hmmm... 1. An insane amount of money - like $100 billion dollars. 2. To be the ultimate Casanova - the guy ladies would kill for. 3. Lifetime invitation to the Playboy Mansion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted February 8, 2003 1. the ability to implant commands into the minds of any number of organisms anywhere in the universe 2. Impervious Immortality physically and mentally 3. knowlege of the afterlife, if it exists Actually, I'll settle for wishing that my uncle would stop bugging me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
