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If You Had 3 Wishes...


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That's easy

 

 

1. Jessica Alba

 

2. 13 inch cock (Oh wait...I already HAVE it! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!)

 

2a. 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....(because 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 would be too much)

 

3. A sponsorship deal with Vans shoes, Flip Skateboards, and Volcom clothing. And I want to be pro, god dammit...

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

1) The ability to comprehend all known languages.

2) Financial security for me and all my loved ones.

3) Saved until I'm in a major pinch...

Guest phoenixrising
Posted

Hmmm...

 

1. An insane amount of money - like $100 billion dollars.

 

2. To be the ultimate Casanova - the guy ladies would kill for.

 

3. Lifetime invitation to the Playboy Mansion.

Guest RevEvil
Posted
1. the ability to implant commands into the minds of any number of organisms anywhere in the universe

2. Impervious Immortality physically and mentally

3. knowlege of the afterlife, if it exists

Actually, I'll settle for wishing that my uncle would stop bugging me.

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