Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted February 5, 2003 So I was reading through the original scoop slam thread, and came across Ben Hardy's version of Rane/BenH Last Man Standing from 09.19.00. Just for further reference, here's the match... --- Drewberg (rane, or whatever) is standing in the ring doing a vince russo style promo, when out come Benh with his valet, gorgeous George! "come on big boy! last man standing, with my lovely friend GG as impartial referee.!" says benh as he throws a chair in Drews' face. Drew goes down. Benh follows up with a double knee drop and mounted punch. Benh picks up Drew, and Drew delivers some hard elbows to benhs' ribs. Drew whips benh to the ropes and hits him with a stiff clothesline. Drew goes for a Figure 4 but benh sweeps his left leg round and trips up Drew. Benh hits a standing moonsault. Drew down.. 1....2....3....4....Drews up. benh hits a quick dropkick and an elbow drop, lifts drew up and hits a gutwrench powerbomb. benh goes up the turnbuckle for a moonsault but drew grabs the ropes and crotches benh. Drew reaches up the corner and grabs benhs' head. HOLY GOD, drew hits a top rope neckbreaker on benh...he's down. 1...2....3....4....5...6...7..benh uses the ropes to get up. Drew goes for the clothesline from hell but benh grabs Drew arm, and takes drew down. benh locks on the anklelock. benh lets go after about 30 seconds and picks drew up backwards. big ass Tiger bomb by benh. Drews down again. 1....2....3....4....5.....6....7....8..drews up! benh doesnt realise as he's dancing for the crowd! Drew nails a Full nelson slam, and gets benh with a rock-style fast DDT as he stands up. Drew is stomping away on Benh for about a minute... 1...2...3.......4........5.............6, GG does a slow count and Drew gets pissed, moving in to smack GG's huge silicon tits with dominator. benh gets up just in time and hits a german suplex , pick up to a Dragon suplex, second pick up to Tiger suplex. Drew is gone. GG counts. 1.....2....3....4.....5....6....7....8....9..LITA RUNS OUT AND SPEARS GG! benh grabs lita and piledrives her cute little head in the middle of the ring. benh climbs up for a senton bomb on litas chest (mmmmmm)....JUMPS.....drew is up and dives over lita...BENH AND DREWS HEADS CONNECT. CRACK!!!!!! There both down and out. GG counts. 1...2....3....4.....5....6.....7....8....9......10 DOUBLE KNOCKOUT! GG goes over to benh and drags him up the ramp as the EMTs' rush down to see to a a sitting up Drew, rubbing his sore head. --- Now, it's quite the classic indeed, and it featured a tit-assisted Dominator, even. However, while reading the match, I noticed a little sequence in there done by BenH. Observe. benh gets up just in time and hits a german suplex , pick up to a Dragon suplex, second pick up to Tiger suplex. Now, anyone who has read a certain Ash Ketchum's stats sheet can make the obvious connection by reading the following: NEW! 5.) The Chimera Suplex/Chimera Sequence (A German suplex into a Tiger suplex into a Dragon suplex, all done rolling from one into another. The rarest move in Mike Craven’s aresnal. He’ll only whip this one out if he’s pissed, squashing someone, or is in an intense feud.) ...See the connection? You'd have to be the dumbest person alive not to blatantly SEE that Ash Ketchum COPIED Ben Hardy's moveset. I now am officially requesting that Ash be banned to do this move by the head bookers. It's a blatant ripoff and he doesn't deserve to do something that he himself didn't think up. Ash, GET YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVESET, PLEASE. I really find it quite peculiar that modern minds today cannot think to the point where they would have to come up with their own ideas. This either means that Michael Craven has been trying to slide under the radar with his obvious copying of others' moves, OR it means that he's on the same intullectual level and mental plane as Ben Hardy is (was). Either way. Oh, and for those of you who speak in AIM lingo, I have given you the benefit of translating this entire post, just for you. You only have to read one of the versions of the post, but you can read both if you have the time, it's a great way to learn English if you only can speak AIM. SO I WAS R3ADNG THROUGH TEH ORIGINAL SCOP SLM THR3AD AND CM3 ACROS BN HARDYS VARSION OF RAEN/BNH LAST MAN STANDNG FROM 09190!1111!!! WTF LOL JUST FOR FURTHAR RAFARENC3 HERES DA MATCH. -- DREWBRG!1!!!1!!1111111!!1! OMG WTF LOL (RAEN OR WUT IS STANDNG IN DA RNG DONG A VINCA RUSO STYLA PROMO WHEN OUT COME BNH WIT HIS VAELT GORG3OUS GEORGA1!1! COME ON BIG BOY!1!!! WTF LAST MAN STANDNG WIT MAH LOVELY FREIND G AS IMPARTIAL REFERE!1!11!11!! OMG LOL SAYS BNH AS HA THROWS A CHARE IN DRAWS FAEC!1!111!1 WTF DR3W GOAS DOWN!!!!111 OMG LOL BNH FOLOWS UP WIT A DOUBLE KNE DROP AND MOUNTED PUNCH!1!11111 OMG BNH PIKS UP DREW AND DREW D3LIEVRS SOMA HARD ALBOWS 2 BNHS RIBS!!1! OMG LOL DREW WHIPS BNH 2 DA ROPES AND HITS HIM WIT A STIF CLOTHASLIEN1!!1! WTF LOL DREW GOES FOR A FIGURE 4 BUT BNH SWEPS HIS L3FT L3G ROUND AND TRIPS UP DREW!!1!111! LOL BNH HITS A STANDNG MONSAULT11!!!! DREW DOWN.!1!1!11!!1 LOL 1..2..3..4..DRAWS111!111!!1!111!11!!1!1!1!!!1 OMG WTF UP1!!1! OMG BNH HITS A QUIK DROPKIK AND AN ALBOW DROP LIFTS DRAW UP AND HITS A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!!!11!1! OMG BNH GO3S UP TEH TURNBUKL3 FOR A MONSAULT BUT DRAW GRABS DA ROP3S AND CROTCHES BNH!!!!!!1 OMG WTF DR3W R3ACHAS UP TEH CORNER AND GRABS BNHS HEAD1111 HOLY GOD DR3W HITS A 2P ROPA NEKBR3AEKR ON BNH.HAS1!!!1!!1!!!!1!!11! DOWN!!11!!!1 OMG 1.2..3..4..5.6.7.BNH111!1111!11!!!11 WTF USAS TEH ROPES 2 GET UP!!1!111 WTF DREW GOES FOR DA CLOTHASLIEN FROM HAL BUT BNH GRABS DREW ARM AND TAEKS DRAW DOWN!1!1!!1 OMG WTF BNH LOKS ON DA ANKLALOK!!1!1 OMG BNH LETS GO AFTER ABOUT 30 SECONDS AND PIKS DR3W UP BAKWARDS!1111!1! WTF LOL BIG AS TIEGR BOMB BY BNH!11! OMG LOL DREWS DOWN AGANE11!!1!! WTF 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8.DR3WS!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!11!! OMG WTF UP!!!11! WTF LOL BNH DOESNT R3ALIES AS HES DANCNG FOR DA CROWD1!!!11!! WTF DR3W NALES A FUL N3LSON SLM AND G3TS BNH WIT A ROK-STYL3 FAST DT AS H3 STANDS UP1!!! OMG LOL DRAW IS S2MPNG AWAY ON BNH FOR ABOUT A MINUTA.!1!!1111!!!!!!!1 1.2.3...4....5......61111!1!1111!111!!1 WTF G DO3S A SLOW COUNT AND DR3W GATS PIS3D MOVNG IN 2 SMAK GS HUGE SILICON TITS WIT DOMINA2R!11!1 OMG LOL BNH GETS UP JUST IN TIEM AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLAX PIK UP 2 A DRAGON SUPLAX S3COND PIK UP 2 TIEGR SUPL3X!11!11! OMG LOL DRAW IS GON3!!!!1! LOL G COUNTS!!!!1 WTF LOL 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.LITA!11!11!11!!!!!111!!111111!! WTF RUNS OUT AND SP3ARS G!!!!!1! WTF LOL BNH GRABS LITA AND PIELDRIEVS H3R CUT3 LITL3 HEAD IN TEH MIDL3 OF DA RNG111111! OMG WTF BNH CLIMBS UP FOR A S3N2N BOMB ON LITAS CH3ST (MMM)..JUMPS..DR3W1!!1!!11!11!1!!1!!1!11!11! OMG WTF LOL IS UP AND DIEVS OVER LITA.BNH11!!!!1!!!!11!!!1!1! OMG WTF AND DRAWS H3ADS CON3CT1!!!1 WTF CRAK!!!1!1!11!1!11!!111!11!1!11!!1!11!!!! THEIR BOTH DOWN AND OUT!!!!1! LOL G COUNTS!!!1 LOL 1.2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9...10!!11!11!!1!!!!!1 OMG DOUBL3 KNOKOUT!!!!! OMG WTF LOL G GO3S OV3R 2 BNH AND DRAGS HIM UP DA RMP AS TEH AMTS RUSH DOWN 2 SE 2 A A SITNG UP DR3W RUBNG HIS SORE HEAD!!!11!!! WTF LOL -- NOW ITS QUIET DA CLASIC INDED AND IT FEATUR3D A TIT-ASISTAD DOMINA2R AVAN1!!! OMG HOW3V3R WHIEL READNG TEH MATCH I NOTIECD A LITL3 S3QUENCE IN THEYRE DON3 BY BNH!11!!11 OMG WTF LOL OBSARVE11111 WTF BNH GATS UP JUST IN TIEM AND HITS A G3RMAN SUPL3X PIK UP 2 A DRAGON SUPLAX SACOND PIK UP 2 TIEGR SUPLAX NOW11!!!! OMG WTF ANYON3 WHO HAS READ A CERTANE ASH KATCHUMS STATS SHET CAN MAEK DA OBVIOUS CONACTION BY RAADNG DA FOLOWNG NAW111!! LOL 5)1!1!! WTF TEH CHIEMRA SUPLEX/CHIEMRA S3QU3NCE (A GARMAN SUPLEX IN2 A TIEGR SUPLAX IN2 A DRAGON SUPL3X AL DONA ROLNG FROM ON3 IN2 ANOTHER1!1!!!!! OMG TEH RAERST MOVE IN MIEK CRAEVN’S AERSNAL!!!!1 WTF H3’L ONLY WHIP THIS ONE OUT IF H3’S PISED SQUASHNG SOMAONA OR IS IN AN INTENS3 FAUD) .SE1!111! OMG WTF LOL TEH CONECTION?!??!!? WTF U HAEV 2 B DA DUMBST PERSON ALIEV NOT 2 BLATANTLY SE TAHT ASH K3TCHUM COPEID BN HARDYS MOVES3T!!11!1! I NOW M OFICIALY REQUASTNG TAHT ASH B BANED 2 DO THIS MOVE BY DA H3AD BOKARS!111 OMG ITS A BLATANT RIPOF AND HE DO3SNT DASARV3 2 DO SOM3THNG TAHT H3 HIMSELF DIDNT THINK UP!!1!1!1 LOL ASH GET UR OWN FUKNG MOVES3T PLZ11!!11 OMG RILLY FIND IT QUIET P3CULIAR TAHT MODERN MINDS 2DAY CANOT THINK 2 TEH POINT WH3R3 TH3Y WUD HAEV 2 COME UP WIT THEYRE OWN IEDAS1!!1!!! WTF LOL THIS 3ITH3R MAANS TAHT MICHAEL CRAEVN HAS BEN TRYNG 2 SLIED UNDAR DA RADAR WIT HIS OBVIOUS COPYNG OF OTHERS MOVES OR IT MEANS TAHT HES ON DA SME INTULECTUAL L3VAL AND MANTAL PLAEN AS BN HARDY IS (WAS)1!!1 WTF LOL EITHAR WAY!111!!!! OMG WTF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Why would I read Ash's stats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted February 5, 2003 This is a valid question. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Die slow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Actually, I changed my mind. You can die fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffin Surfer Report post Posted February 6, 2003 The Chimera Sequence is done in real life or some other combination of dragon, tiger, german suplexes. Beniot used to bust out the 2 German to Dragon combo in his prime. That's cool, but when you add the Tiger Suplex in the middle, it's pretty retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Yeah, that does sort of bust up the physical flow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted February 6, 2003 it's pretty retarded. Duh, Danny, this is Ash we're talking about. Of course it's retarded. Silly head. Hm, the scoop slam thread, eh? I bet my first stats post is there. Yay at me having the first ever IGNWF stats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Prepare the Tooling!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Hey, does anyone mind if I join, 'cuz from what I read(It took about 2 days to get through everything) it's pretty cool. Here are my stats, if anyone cares: Name: The G.O.A.T. (The Greatest Of All Time) Ht. 6'8" Wt. 277 lbs. Finsher: Superhammer,(a Jackhammer off the top turnbuckle) Entrance Music: Chorus of Eminem's "Kill You" only with slight rewording. "You don't wanna f**k with G.O.A.T. 'Cause why? 'Cause G.O.A.T. will f**kin' kill you. Ha ha" By the way, how do I get a signature? Then some guy (NTD methinks) calls you "he" and thinks that they should all makes stats too. Wow, you were REALLY revolutionary, GODrea. And for those in the Hardcore Gamers division right now, you SHOULD know that GODrea was the first HCG Champion OF ALL TIME. In her EPIC match against _______. Just so you can all learn from her... here it is, G.O.A.T. vs _______ in the first ever Hardcore Gamer's Championship match. I don't think there is a champ, it was supposed to be a three-way match, but it never happened. Anyway, here goes. "Kill You" comes on over the speakers, and C-4, each of whom is carrying some sort of weapon, and I walk down to the ring. "You know, I don't really know who my opponent is, and you know what, I don't really care. Why? Because I am the Greatest Of All Time!" ______'s music hits and ______ walks to the ring. The bell doesn't even ring before I Irish whip him into the ropes, lookin for a clothesline, but he ducks. As I turn around, he kicks me in the stomach and DDTs me. I get up, and deliver a spine buster. I tell Big Poppa Pump to throw me the metal briefcase he had. I open it to reveal thumbtacks, which I quickly spread on the mat. As _____ gets up, I whip him to the ropes, and drop toe hold him on the thumbtacks. As he's getting up, I call for Norton's kendo stick. I try and hit him, but he grabs it, then enziguries me, my face landing in the remaining thumbtacks. He starts hitting me on the back with the kendo stick, but Brian Adams jumps up and nails him with the chain wrapped around his fist. I get up, go outside, and with the help of Norton, set up a table, which I put inside the ring. I get on the table, then have Steiner throw ______ up to me. I set him up for what looks like a Fisherman's suplex, but it's really a spike DDT through the table. I get up, try to pick _____ up, but he gives me a low blow, bringing me to my knees. He gets up, grabs the metal briefcase and hits me in the back of the head with it. He then starts back to work with the kendo stick on my back. He hits the ropes, but Brian Adams once again hits him with the chain. I slowly get up, motion for Norton and Steiner to set up another table. I pick ____ up and gorilla press slam him onto the table. I go outside, grab a chair, open it up a little, put _____'s ankle in it, climb the turnbuckle and land on the chair, breaking his ankle. I motion for yet another table to be set up. While it's being put in the ring, _____ gets up, grabs the chair, and hits me in the back of the head, sending me through the table. He then climbs the ropes, waiting for me to get up. When I do, he tries a flying cross body block, but I catch him in mid air, but the momentum sends me on the mat, with him on top. The ref gets down for the count. "1..2..NO!" I just throw ____ him off me for the kickout. I tell Adams to get in the ring. I send ____ to the ropes and hit the Sweet Chin Music, sending him into Adams, who promptly delivers a Full Nelson Slam. I call for another table to be put into the ring. I pick ____ up and set him on the turnbuckle. I climb the ropes, and get him into the Superhammer position, then execute it through the table. The ref makes the count, "1..2..3" Ring announcer: And the New Hardcore Gamer's Champion, The Greatest Of All Time!" Wow, it's too bad that since then the fed has deteriorated down to what it is now. *sigh*... if only we could be as good as GODrea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted February 6, 2003 TNT, please, I'm ordering you as your captain, remove that horrible example of my early work or I'll cry. And I'm a girl, and you don't want to make a girl cry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted February 6, 2003 TNT, please, I'm ordering you as your captain, remove that horrible example of my early work or I'll cry. And I'm a girl, and you don't want to make a girl cry... Should I replace it with G.O.A.T./NTD HIAC for the World Title? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Crowe Report post Posted February 6, 2003 DAMN YOU TYLER! STEALING MY IMAGE! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted February 6, 2003 It just fit in this situation... didn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted February 6, 2003 How about you put something of mine that was actually good, TNT, or, since that's almost impossible to find, just don't put anything o' mine....or something.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Andrea, that photo is just causing people to heap abuse on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted February 7, 2003 TNT: Listen to Danny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted February 7, 2003 TNT: Listen to Danny. That's cool, but when you add the Tiger Suplex in the middle, it's pretty retarded. - "Deathwish" Danny Williams Soooooo... you're trying to say that you're retarded? - Taylor "The PowderMonkey Is Confused!!" Thompson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites