Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted February 6, 2003 You have all been lucky enough for me to grace this board with 4000 of my magnificent, intelligent, and often time brilliant posts. I usually hate when people make posts like this, but I'm the exception. Now saying I'm an above average poster would be an understatement, and I don't like to brag, but someone with my posting caliber just down-right DESERVES to make a 4000 post. I have lots of people to thank. I'd like to thank the OAOAST, for allowing me to post-whore whenever I please. I'd like to thank BBP for paying for the server. I'd like to thank Dames for 0wning this board. But, most of all I have to thank myself. I amaze myself. I have stayed with this board for almost a year, and most of the posters suck, but I continue to come here, hoping that one day, the entire world can be full of Agness. If I turn just ONE more person into another Agnes style poster, than, well, I am happy. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Wait. BPP payed for the server? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Congratulations Agnes! TSM wouldn't be the same without you. I, too, wish the world was full of Agness. I will continue to strive to be like you in your smart, witty, and brilliant posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 6, 2003 4000 posts is 4000 too many Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Excellent? Well...I suppose everyone is entitled to their opinions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 6, 2003 I've never understood this whole Ban Agnes thing, but I think I've finally figured it out. In a perfect world, your grammar would give the mods ample evidence that you're unworthy of posting here. Man of 4000 posts? Man of 4000 heinous grammatical errors, says I! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Man of 4000 posts? Man of 4000 heinous grammatical errors, says I! And that's just the first hundred posts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted February 6, 2003 I've never understood this whole Ban Agnes thing, but I think I've finally figured it out. In a perfect world, your grammar would give the mods ample evidence that you're unworthy of posting here. Man of 4000 posts? Man of 4000 heinous grammatical errors, says I! Who are you again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Ban Agnes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 6, 2003 I've never understood this whole Ban Agnes thing, but I think I've finally figured it out. In a perfect world, your grammar would give the mods ample evidence that you're unworthy of posting here. Man of 4000 posts? Man of 4000 heinous grammatical errors, says I! Who are you again? I'm Bif Everchad's girlfriend's sister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Well, I have to admit... 4's my number. You could even say its my lucky number. So, in honor of 4000 posts, one time only (unless AP hits 40,000, which I highly doubt; he'd die of post-VD long before that)... Ban Agnes. Unban Angle-Plex. OMG ABSTRACT ARTISTIC STATEMENT~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted February 6, 2003 OMG MASTABUTORY POST-COUNT THREAD!!!!!!! BAN PLZ~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 6, 2003 In actuality, Agnes is one of my 'real friends' from the board, as we talk all the time on AIM and I really like talking to him. So, like my slightly-overexaggerated previous post said, Congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Superstar + Agnes = lovers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Superstar + Agnes = lovers Wow, you are just so witty and creative! Just like how you "invented" the phrase "OMG WTF?!" If you keep on with these fantastic posts and trends, we'll have a parade for you in no time! Keep it up, little trooper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 6, 2003 That was awfully defensive. Maybe a little too defensive, if you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 6, 2003 That was awfully defensive. Maybe a little too defensive, if you know what I mean. You're 100% correct. Notice the word "GAY" is also in my signature, in size 14 font. Yes, I've been holding back, but I am in somewhat of a homosexual relationship with someone over the internet. It makes perfect, sense, once you think about it. Good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Perhaps you mean gay as in "happy, or delighted" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Perhaps you mean gay as in "happy, or delighted" Do you mean in Superstar's sig? Well, the AWO is happy, or the AWO is delighted doesn't make too much sense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Hey Superstar, calling you and Agnes lovers was a compliment (though more to Agnes, as it's his thread). You need to learn to understand me, cause I'm deep. You can't take my shit at face value. I am an enigma. I am smoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted February 6, 2003 You be damn right in saying that the aWo is happy. Especially today, when one of our own reaches such a meaningless milestone. Y'all outta celebrate the way I celebrate post counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Good job Agnes. *hug* Love, your pal.... Agnes Jr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Agnes + Superstar + Agnes Jr. = St. Agnes's Clergy~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Agnes Jr. I invented that too, Superstar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Yeah, IDRM is the tits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted February 6, 2003 What a waste of bandwith. *sigh* Congrats AP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Thread Killer Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Where the hell is MY thank you for giving you that NICKNAME Agnes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Congratulations on 4000 posts!! (unzips) Now bend over so I can give you my package. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Report post Posted February 6, 2003 Now what do we have here? The Thread Killer? Agnes? Agnes Jr.? What was once a highly reputable message board has turned into garbage. In the days of stimulating discussions about wrestling this place used to be the greatest. Now, everyone has turned to trying to get their message board gimmick over. Why are we all here? For wrestling, not this ridiculous shit. I am ashamed and appalled for all of you involved in this thread. Maybe you should all grow up, gain some wisdom, and realize how ridiculous you all sound. This place was much better when Scott ran it. Now what? Pssh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 6, 2003 (sigh) Calm down, you'll get the package too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
