What do u picture people on the board looking like

[Guest treble charged]

Dude, she's a Newf, she probably doesn't even have all of her teeth left, or something.

[Guest MrRant]

Instead of guessing why don't you just post your pic? Jesus.

[Guest SP-1]

You're all lucky that the pic I took yesterday hasn't been developed. I'd scan it and post it fo' sho'. It's my big behind in a ripped up shirt, "flexing"

[Guest Angle-plex]

You know, with a couple of exceptions, I picture just about everyone on here to be of varying degrees of overweight, with varying amounts of food stained to the sweat suits they haven't changed in three days, and with varying amounts of grease in their long hair which hasn't been washed in a couple of weeks.

 

And the exceptions all look like Bob Barron.

I don't look like either! Really!

[Guest Choken One]

I picture you as being dark blue and distressed.

Huh?

Please tell me you got that.

I do now...I was kinda tired at the time...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Elv1s, you're Elvis. Presley.

I had a picture of me dressed as Freddy Krueger. When I was posting as Mario Logan, I used to post it all the time.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Is that a shot at me? I don't think I'm out of line in wondering about her bazoombas. When you compare yourself to products of modern gonzanga science like Trish Stratus and Stephanie McMahon, you open the floodgates of oompha speculation, in my view. If girls want to compare estimates on the size of my wang, they're more than welcome.

 

No shot at all Kinetic.

 

It was just simply a joke about how everyone thinks that message board posters are sex deprived losers.

 

If I was going to take a shot at you Kinetic, you'd know it.

 

 

I was unaware of the description this chick gave and now I too am curious to see whether or not she is just bullshitting about the way she looks.

[Guest Kinetic]

Yes. "A mixture of Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus" could just mean that she's a chubby blonde with fantastic breasts.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Neither female mentioned in the description is fat. Stephanie has just enough meat on her bones to be perfect.

[Guest Kinetic]

Stephanie is chubby. I seem to recall her having her shirt torn off a while back and, seriously, the meat on her bones has meat on its bones. Who knows how much weight she's gained since then.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Stephanie has been shown to be pudgy as of late.

 

A year ago she was drop dead gorgeous. But now it looks like she could use a good tread mill like the one she was using in Tough Enough.

 

But Kinetic's answer could be right.

 

I also knew a lot of softball chicks who were just beasts in every sense. Just absoultely massive.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(snarls at everyone in the thread except for RugbyDiva, because he's just as curious as everyone else about all this)

[Guest Sassquatch]

I think she is just messing with us.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm sick and tired of these goddamn New Foundland cockteases.

[Guest Sassquatch]

You obviously haven't been to LA.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I'm too lazy to read through 4 pages of posts........anyone say what they think I look like?

 

I guessed everyone just pictured La Parka saying all this stuff

[Guest Insanityman]

Either skinny as a pole or a bit overweight, the basic normal person stereotype for face (except for a few)... I guess.

[Guest BifEverchad]

I'm sick and tired of these goddamn New Foundland cockteases.

Yeah whatever Kinetic, you still can't have ME either.

 

 

edit: and it's Newfoundland.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Shit, you know her, give us some insight!!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Either skinny as a pole or a bit overweight, the basic normal person stereotype for face (except for a few)... I guess.

Damn..........you must have seen my picture.

[Guest BifEverchad]

Shit, you know her, give us some insight!!

Jesus Kotz, calm down. Are you ok? Do you need a hug?

 

[Guest Retro Rob]

As a general rule, I picture people as whatever they've got in their sig. The exception is Texas Small Arms, who I picture as Sandy from Spongebob.

That can't be good for me...

 

I personally base my opinion on people's avatars.

 

::looks at his avatar::

 

I retract that statement...

[Guest TheGame2705]

Retro Rob is a little girl. We have jailbait on the forums people. I have never seen IDRM or Kinetic or any of these threads alluding to what people look like. Can anyone point me in the direction of Kinetic's pic?

[Guest Flyboy]

Kinetic's pic was in a former thread that he started, but with the search feature down on the board it can't be found.

[Guest Flyboy]

I personally base my opinion on people's avatars.

Whoo!

 

I'm Willis McGahee.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Kotz always needs a hug.

 

I thought this was well known on the board?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I would post a pic of myself, but last time I did I got called dorky looking

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So... I'm Kylie AGAIN?

 

(goes to worship self again)

 

And Sass is right. I always need a comforting female hug.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Here's Kinetic. I may post myself again if I get around to it.

 

[Guest Retro Rob]

I prefer Kinetic with a rose.