make up funny/insulting custom member titles

[Guest SP-1]

Oops, I knew I'd forget people, but I knew that those I forgot would gladly remind me.

 

SpiderPoet - "Bump Weekends, I'm a Sunday Warrior."

Beautiful. If we ever get the ability to change them back, I'm using that in modified form.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, I'm actually trying to make fitting subtitles that still have some zing to them, as opposed to the insulting that was going on earlier in this thread.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

5. Metal Ed

I don't know what brand of crackers they have in Seattle, but here in SC we just watched "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" last night and we were livin' it up! It'd be all about Judas Priest, but since they went through that totally unbitchin' Marky Mark stuff, I'm gonna have to vouch for DOKKEN~!

[Guest LooseCannon]

The random insulting was the best thing about this thread.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Oops, I knew I'd forget people

*cough*

 

evenflowDDT - Gone, but... erm, AND Forgotten

 

EDIT: Except from Rando, his rulez dude! Just like the logo he made, which I won't forget to include on my next column, honest!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

EvenflowDDT - "The Best Writer To Never Touch Pen To Paper."

 

LooseCannon - Shit, yours is already pretty damn good.

[Guest SP-1]

5. Metal Ed

I don't know what brand of crackers they have in Seattle, but here in SC we just watched "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" last night and we were livin' it up! It'd be all about Judas Priest, but since they went through that totally unbitchin' Marky Mark stuff, I'm gonna have to vouch for DOKKEN~!

Whoa . . . you're in SC dude?

[Guest LooseCannon]

LooseCannon - Shit, yours is already pretty damn good.

I was going to change it back to the default a long time ago, but it got so over in the interim, I just don't have the heart to do it.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

5. Metal Ed

I don't know what brand of crackers they have in Seattle, but here in SC we just watched "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" last night and we were livin' it up! It'd be all about Judas Priest, but since they went through that totally unbitchin' Marky Mark stuff, I'm gonna have to vouch for DOKKEN~!

Whoa . . . you're in SC dude?

Yea, but unfortunately not the Carolinas. That'd be awesome - then I could meet up with you guys and go to raves with Kotz and stuff. My SC is Santa Cruz, California, many many miles from the illustrious gatherings and even more illustrious SpiderPoet

[Guest SP-1]

Crap. You know, we south-easterners should gather. Like have a beach weekend or something.

 

I've always wanted to stalk someone in Cali--err, I mean, dude if I'm ever out that way we'll hang out.

[Guest DrTom]

We were trying to do a gathering in DC over the holiday, SP, but it got scuttled for various reasons. Maybe it's something we could try for again over the summer.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If people can make the journey to the Asheville/Hendersonville/Chimney Rock area, I'm going there for a few days later this year, and it's pretty much a vacation home we have up there. I believe it's a two bedroom deal, but we could squeeze a good few people into the trailer. Just don't fall off of the porch and off the mountain. The point would be that it'd be free, and Asheville has raves I can drag everyone to.

[The Dames 0]

The Dames - "Mayor... EN... FUEGO~!"

I....LOVE IT!

 

As for the trip, I've now got a job, get Jewish holidays off AND PAID for...MAD Vacation Days....I'm SET.

 

Dames

[Guest evenflowDDT]

The Dames - "Mayor... EN... FUEGO~!"

I....LOVE IT!

 

As for the trip, I've now got a job, get Jewish holidays off AND PAID for...MAD Vacation Days....I'm SET.

 

Dames

Dames, if your work gives you all eight days of Chanukah off I'm gonna be jealous

[Guest SP-1]

I'm taking a massive trip to Boston over the summer. If something happened with us it'd need to happen pretty close to home.

[The Dames 0]

No Chanukah, but we do get these off:

 

MLK - Jan 20

 

Prez Day - Feb 17

 

Passover Days 1 & 2 - Apr 16 & 17

 

Passover Days 7 & 8 - Apr 23 & 24

 

Memorial Day - May 26

 

1st Day of Shavuot (I dont even know what that is) - June 6

 

ID4

 

Labor Day - 9/1

 

Rosh Hashanah - 9/26

 

Yom Kippur - 10/6

 

Turkey Day - 11/27

 

Xmas

 

New Years

 

Dames

[Guest Sassquatch]

Who in the Hell wants to visit the east coast?

 

Damn flow, we Cali boys have the good life and you want to visit Kotz and all of the other little Inbred Jeds in SC?

 

For shame, for shame.

[Guest SP-1]

Oh, we're gettin' the fam'ly tugetha and'a comin' for you, Sass.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Bring it on you corn cob eating hill billy motherfucker.

 

I'll show you how the Cali citizens deal with backwoods cornholers like yourself SP.

[Guest SP-1]

I'll just blast techno and strap Kotz's hands with sharp objects. His raver gyrations should take you out well enough for me to start running people down with RED ECTO~!

[Guest Sassquatch]

I swear, you country bumpkins are so fucking retarded.

 

Just go back to spooning your girlfriend Gilda the goat. You can't handle the west coast daddy~!

[Guest AM The Kid]

I wish the posting title thing still worked...oh well.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'm taking a massive trip to Boston over the summer. If something happened with us it'd need to happen pretty close to home.

SP, you're heading to Mass.? Stop off in RI and we can hang!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Judging by his contributions to that "What Do You Picture Board Members Looking Like" thread, which are numerous and all equally suggestive, I think Zack Malibu's custom title should be "Ooooh...I love to proposition other men. For sex."

 

No offense.

None taken. How could I be mad at the guy who made me laugh so hard at Sixteen Candles?

[Guest SP-1]

SP, you're heading to Mass.? Stop off in RI and we can hang!

If I was going to drive, I would. It's a big thing with some other friends, though. I'm a bit pissy that we may need to rent a damn van.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

SP, you're heading to Mass.?  Stop off in RI and we can hang!

If I was going to drive, I would. It's a big thing with some other friends, though. I'm a bit pissy that we may need to rent a damn van.

That could be fun though. Rent a big black van and blast the A-Team theme as you're venturing up the coast .

 

Seriously though, if you get the chance, I'm not that far from where you'd be.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Sass, what part of Cali are you at? Right now, in Santa Cruz, though I got my homies and I got my school, since I'm one of the endangered species of sober college students, and on my campus, even more endangered species of students who don't go out and protest the war all the time, there isn't a whole lot to do.

 

Plus, you have to acknowledge that losing your virginity to your country cuzzins is still losing your virginity

[Guest AM The Kid]

Ooo, Zack and SP can have a shaggin wagon.

[Guest SP-1]

Nothing beats this one van a friend and I saw traveling a South Carolina backroad once.

 

It was a huge GMC van, the kind with like Captain's Chairs in it and stuff. Old school. PIMPED OUT with gold stuff and antennas. And on the bug guard, in big white letters that were off-centered it read, "KAN'T TOUCH THIS".

 

If I could rent THAT van, I'd take a road trip in it.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Ooo, Zack and SP can have a shaggin wagon.

LOL, I think the missus would have something to say if SP and I went chick-cruisin'.