So I broke two toes last night.

[Guest SP-1]

Well, I made it 19 and a half years without breaking anything. SOme bad sprains, torn ligaments maybe, bad knee. But no breakage to my knowledge. But last night, it finally caught up with me. I was simple walking, going to leave my room. And on my left foot, my small toe and the one to its right caught the edge of my dresser. Three pops as the toes bent outwards.

 

Took it like a man. No scream of pain. For it's just an f'ing toe. What's the point to this thread? Who knows! I woke up and wanted to share.

 

Carry on.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Eh, I don't believe in seeking medical attention for minor injuries to the phalanges. Many of my fingers are crooked as hell, and my toes are in the same condition, for the most part.

[Guest SP-1]

Aye. I used the netspeak "LOL" in a IM to a friend about it and he was like, why LOL? And I was like, "Cuz it's just a toe."

 

In a morbid, manly way I think it's sweet.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Amputate them yourself. That would be fuckin' hardcore.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

I've broken a finger before and just left it, eventually it just healed itself, no fuss, no muss.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

woohho YEEAhhh rock an rrrrolll *pukes*

 

 

 

just getting into the spirit. I sliced the corner of my thumb off with a craft knife (god damn graphic art project) and wrapped it up and went to bed, though I did feel the need to go to hospital when it hadn't stopped bleeding the next morning.

[Guest Sandman9000]

He's hardcore! He's hardcore! He's hardcore!

 

Sorry, flashbacks.

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Well, when I was in the fourth grade, I fell on my wrist, and broke it. My mom thought it was a sprain. For like 2 weeks, I couldn't move my wrist, and it eventually healed itself.

[Guest PlatypusFool]

Fuck that, I'd go to hospital, just to have a legit reason to not go to work and get paid for it.

 

I'd channel the spirit of Kevin Nash.

[Guest SP-1]

Amputate them yourself. That would be fuckin' hardcore

 

Consider it done.

 

*bleeds everywhere*

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Nothing more painful than stubbing a toe.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I broke 6 of my 10 fingers (never the same finger) and I broke my right foot's big toe so I am quite familiar with how a broken toe feels like. The thing is though, I broke it during a football game and even though I had pain shooting up my leg like fire, I continued to play through the broken toe. I was playing center when this all happened so I didn't have to move to far from where I was positioned and I just blocked like crazy for the rest of the game until it was over.

 

When it was all said and done, I had my toe fixed up and after I left the doctor's office, I thought to myself:

 

"Man, a broken toe isn't as bad as I thought."

 

Hang in there SP and don't try to walk around or anything.

 

Just milk the injury so that way you can have your family members do everything else for you.

 

Believe me, it works.

 

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Well... one time I was out in the woods (some detention program... we had to camp out in the woods for three days by ourself), and I tore my ACL. I've done that 4 times total, and this was the third time. Anyway, I dragged myself half a mile, through the woods, back to civilization. We were also supposed to be keeping a journal, in which I was drawing gang signs, and I pulled out the pages and ate them. Cause if they were seen, my sentence would have been doubled. Now that's hardcore.

[Guest PlatypusFool]

You're not wrong, if it's true

[Guest Choken One]

Only reasons to go to Hospital

 

Death

Paper Cut.

[Guest SP-1]

Yeah I messed up my left lower leg playing football. Just schoolyard ball. All my weight went on that leg and apparently tore some stuff. I had to rehab my knee a few years ago for chips or something. I don't remember.

 

But yeah, I'm gonna see what sympathy I can get when I go out tonight. The limp that is my only real annoyance with it may work in my favor. Muahahahahaha.