I Need a New Name

[Guest R2DFooster McSockman]

I'm sure that no one will disagree when I say that my current name is shite. I've come up (read: stolen from other sources) with a few other possible names. Choose one or suggest something else, please.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Kotzenjunge II

 

:wub:

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i think a great name would be "None, I have another suggestion" but it may be too long

[Guest Si82]

I went for "OysterBoy".

 

God knows why.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

None, they're all shit. Go die now.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Name yourself Default.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Since its not being used anymore, go with Incandenza

[Guest DrTom]

I just like the ring of "The Great Carbuncle," for reasons I probably can't adequately explain.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I actually chose "my mind secedes." It would be a crappy sn, but I love the Pixies. And I like "I bleed" better'n "Allison."

[Guest evenflowDDT]

OysterBoy! OysterBoy!

[Guest Downhome]

I think you should change your name to Kangaroo Scrotum. Just go to...

 

http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/

 

...for your add-ons and whatnot, maybe even an avatar. You could go with either Little Cute Scrotum Pouch...

 

 

...Big Scrotum Pouch Is A Rare Item...

 

 

...or another of your choosing. Hell, it's just an idea for you, take it or leave it whore.

[Guest razazteca]

Hijo de Mark

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Communication Breakdown!!

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

How about "So what? I liked OysterBoy"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

How about "So what? I liked OysterBoy"

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[Guest treble charged]

I suggest, 'You Fucking Asshole'. That way, everytime someone addresses you, you can accuse them of flaming.

 

For example

 

You Fucking Asshole: What happens if I live my life immorally, and then I die?

Poster: You Fucking Asshole, you go to hell.

You Fucking Asshole: OMG BN PLZ~!!!!~~~111

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Bravo, Tim. I second You Fucking Asshole.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

but that's my nickname FOR Tim.

 

 

That and "Roomie"

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

CWM: You Fucking Asshole, You Stole My Shampoo Again~!

 

TIM: Do you even LIVE HERE~!

 

CWM: Sure I do, roomie...

 

TIM: *passes out*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Heh. TC, just wait until you wake up one morning to find a bunch of Lumberjacks in your room, sawing logs in preparation for the Great Outdoor Games, eating stacks and stacks of pancakes.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Tim: OMG WTF?? You Are Eating My Limited Edition Trent University Pancakes...I KILL YOU~!

 

*TC grabs saw and chops up loggers*

 

CWM: ....damn roomie...

 

TIM: ........................

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Floor covered in blood, sawdust, and bisquick.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Floor covered in blood, sawdust, and bisquick.

sounds like the cover of a Pink Floyd CD...

 

 

Watch Out For That Axe, Ms. Butterworth~!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

God that song rules. It's evil as hell.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

yeah...I was just listening to it... it seems to have sparked some evil TC/CWM/pancake hate

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Which version?

 

Careful with that pancake...Cobain..

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

the one from the live side of Umma Gumma...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You guys are strange.

 

*goes to pack gnome*

 

very strange.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It would serve you well to get into some older Floyd, they've got a song called The Gnome on their Piper at the Gates of Dawn album. That song isn't very good, but you might like it.

 

Ah yes, Ummagumma. Killer live tracks. Do you like the other disc at all? I think it's great shit, outside of The Grand Vizier's Garden Party, which is pretty hard to listen to.

 

Sysyphus and The Narrow Way are fucking AWESOME, though. Really creative stuff, unlike almost anything I've ever listened to.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I love Pink Floyd