The Road to AngleMania II

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

Me vs The masked jobber. *****

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I'm already requesting a match for Anglemania.

 

Jaymz Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Dave Mustaine, Cliff Burton, Jason Newstead, Bradshaw, and Fat Bastard vs. As many OAOAST people who want to squash someone in a Survivor Series match.

 

I will fire six of my monsters after this match.

Hey that sounds fun........good way for us to get in the thick of things.

[Guest Tony149]

SS, you'll have to write 'The Zero Hour Body Control Center' since I don't even know the whole card, or at least what can be given away. Just use whatever the card is in the OAOZH thread.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Too late, evenflow. I already have it worked out with Zack.

BASTARD~! CAN'T HE LET ME HAVE ANYTHING?!?! WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FRONT CENTER?!!?!?!!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I'm already requesting a match for Anglemania.

 

Jaymz Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Dave Mustaine, Cliff Burton, Jason Newstead, Bradshaw, and Fat Bastard vs.  As many OAOAST people who want to squash someone in a Survivor Series match.

 

I will fire six of my monsters after this match.

Hey that sounds fun........good way for us to get in the thick of things.

Are you participating in this match?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I don't know......you said a bunch of OAOAST guys and I figured the big names would have matches and with all the new people maybe it would be a good way to get them involved.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Mario, I'm not sure that will go down, as AngleMania is going to be huge with just the OAOAST members. We made a rough draft of a card, and now with all the newcomers (and hopefully more to follow), there wouldn't be a need for the non-wrestlers characters.

[Guest The Superstar]

Come on, Motherfuckers! I need all the stuff by TONIGHT~!

 

...or very early Saturday morning. OR ELSE.

[Guest The Superstar]

Fine, since no one seems to be concerned with this, the show will start NEXT Saturday...

 

...bastards.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

oh shit..sorry

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

I sent mine

[Guest The Superstar]

Got it, thanks Andrew.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I sent mine too, dammit. ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!!

[Guest The Superstar]

Actually, in the OAOAST I said you deserved a push since you were first to send me anything

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn straight.

[Guest Kingpk]

How about a Noob Battle Royal? People like battle royals.

[Guest The Superstar]

Hmm...not a bad idea.

 

L.A. Parka

Knight

Shattered Dreams

Kotzenjunge

Amazing Rando

The Shocker

Orion

Yuna

Quiz

Hedge

(had to throw in 2 jobbers to make it a 10 man~)

 

Sounds good to me!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I already cut a surprise promo, I can't be entered. Gotta be a fresh heel to go against Popick, can't look weak, unless I won...

[Guest SP-1]

I have a MOTY candidate on an upcoming episode of ROAD TO ANGLEMANIA II~!

 

Stay tuned for more info . . .

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So when is this going up? Tomorrow?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Fine, since no one seems to be concerned with this, the show will start NEXT Saturday...

 

...bastards.

Sweet. I still have an IZ match to write.

 

 

Oh the difficulties of getting a push.

[Guest The Superstar]

Kotz, it's starting NEXT week since the only things I have are from you and Andrew.

[Guest Tony149]

SS, you didn't get my promo I sent you last week?

[Guest The Superstar]

Aaah, yes, that too.

 

That makes a whopping 3 things

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I NEED~!

 

Los Infernales vs. Reject/ZsasZ

MWC vs. Dream Machines

[Guest The Superstar]

Wrong folder, ASSCLOWN~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

i know

i deserve that

[Guest SP-1]

INTERVIEW ON PRO WRESTLING NEWSDESK WITH SP ABOUT RTAM!

 

PART ONE

 

* * *

 

::Fade into a nice, comfy studio with furniture and walls in earth tone colors. A soothing, grounded kinf of place. Sitting in the two chairs are SpiderPoet and a young, thin man in his late twenties with a gotee and a note pad. Corny elevator-ish music is playing, and fades away as we shift to a view of the skinny man::

 

Man: I'm Jerry Gerard, and this is PRO WRESTLING NEWSDESK. Tonight, we have a special interview with James "SpiderPoet" Cone, who seems to have gotten himself into quite a situation, not only in the OAOAST, but with the WWE as well! ::Turns to SP:: Welcome to the Newsdesk, Spidey.

 

SP: Good to be here.

 

JG: Well we'll cut right to the chase here. There are reports flying around everywhere that you're trying to get signed with WWE because Bill Watts released information about you on the internet.

 

SP: (laughs) No, not quite, heh. Watts and I are fine, we have a fantastic working relationship.

 

JG: Well, now that we have that rumor discarded . . .

 

SP: What's going on?

 

JG: (chuckles) Exactly!

 

SP: Well, i think your camera crew can shed some light on it.

 

JG: I haven't watched the footage, actually. I wanted you to try and shed some light on all this.

 

SP: Oh, ok.

 

JG: (checks notes while a screen is lowered between them) Now, on this past IZ, you obviously saw something on the Smart Marks.com website that had you irate. And you called Shane? Shane McMahon, I'm assuming?

 

SP: You would assume correctly. I called Shane McMahon.

 

JG: Is it the old rumor that WWE wants you under contract?

 

SP: No. No, WWE and I have a shaky relationship.

 

JG: Wow. It's news to me, and I'm sure lots of folks, that you have a relationship at all.

 

SP: I've never felt a need to mention it. Do you remember an old WWE jobber on the B shows called The Iron Playwright?

 

JG: Vaguely. Masked guy, never won any matches. Always jerked the curtain.

 

SP: Exactly. Well, he was a much younger me. My affinity for superhero names and my own writing talents has stuck wtih me throughout my career.

 

JG: This just gets better and better.

 

SP: (chuckles) Yeah, I guess it does.

 

JG: So, let's stop beating around the bush here. What's going on?

 

SP: When I was on the Indy circuit, a younger Stephanie McMahon attended a card that I was performing on. We met, talked, hung out. We got close.

 

JG: I think I see where this is going.

 

SP: Probably isn't too hard to figure out. Anyways, we were close, her dad put me under a verbal contract and I jobbed like mad for a few months. I grew more and more frustrated with it, though, and Steph and I started to grow apart. Some of it all is on tape, our OAOAST guys have it now I think. Friends were there the day I walked out on WWE, and Steph. It's hard to watch that tape.

 

JG: So, so wait a minute. You were involved with Stephanie McMahon and the WWE.

 

SP: Briefly. A personal and career fling, I guess you could say.

 

JG: Okay. So, you walked out.

 

SP: Right. And I hit the Indy's again. I guess a year later I encoutnered CWM and watched him go on to the OAOAST. I came in some time later, or recently as it may be.

 

JG: Ok. I gotcha. I think I know where this is heading. The Engagement Rumor?

 

SP: Yeah. I flipped when I saw it.

 

JG: So you still have a thing for Stephie?

 

SP: Yeah, majorly. Not because I want to, either. She simply won't leave my heart. I still have a picture of her taped in my locker in the OAOAST arena. I guess my romanticism does me in that way.

 

JG: The whole "Poet" thing, eh?

 

SP: (chuckles) Yeah, I guess.

 

JG: So you call Shane. Why?

 

SP: You know, man. Shane and I were tight. He didn't really want me to leave, he wanted to push me. Said there was some guy named Test he wanted to pair me off with. Tag up or something. I dunno. And I've kept in touch with him.

 

JG: So you've kept in touch with Shaneo. Why call him when this news breaks? Why are there rumors flying around that you're stalking Steph?

 

SP: The footage your crew shot with me a few days ago answers it, pretty much. I called Shane because, you know, I've watched the whole Stephie/HHH thing play out on screen. The McMahon-Helmsley era. The wedding. The double cross. I saw him Pedigree her. I hear about his backstage stuff. I think he's an egotistical maniac and I think he's using her. Somebody's gotta stop him.

 

JG: Somebody, eh?

 

SP: Yeah. Somebody. I called Shane because I knew my Organization would want no part of it. I knew I'd have to set this up on my own.

 

JG: Set what up?

 

SP: This Sunday, on our B show, ROAD TO ANGLEMANIA, we'll be airing a match taped at a WWE house show. I was not paid for it. I didn't want to be. I just wanted the rights to air it, to publicly settle this once and for all. And the results will never count in either company's record books. Just the legally binding stipulations.

 

JG: A match? With Steph?

 

SP: No. No, with Triple H.

 

JG: Oh my . . . and WWE is letting OAOAST air it?

 

SP: I'm paying for the airtime out of my own wallet. OAOAST makes no money publicly from it at all. I guess in a way I pushed Hunter into using his pull to screw himself and his own company out of whatever miniscule profits they might have made by airing it.

 

JG: So what -- I'm not piecing this together. How does a match settle anything?

 

SP: If Hunter wins, I can never come under contract with WWE again, and I can never speak to Steph again. If I win, I get two hours alone with her to just . . . talk.

 

JG: Yeah . . . "talk".

 

SP: Shut the hell up. Talk. That's it.

 

JG: Okay, Okay. So this will air on ROAD TO ANGLEMANIA.

 

SP: Yep.

 

JG: Okay. Well, after that revelation, let's look at the truth of what happened between Spider Poet and . . . . well, whoever. This was shot by our own camera people.

 

( To Be Continued)

[Guest SP-1]

PWND INTERVIEW WITH SP ABOUT THE RTAM MATCHUP!

 

PART II:

 

* * *

 

::fades into Titan Towers, with SP walking in the doors::

 

SP: (To front receptionist) I, uh, I need to speak with Stephanie McMahon.

 

RECEPTIONIST: I need to call up. Name?

 

SP: Um, I'm a wrestler. Just tell her it's, "SpiderPoet".

 

RECEPTIONIST: Okay. Just a few seconds. (Calls up) She'll be down in a few moments, Mister . . . ah. . . Poet.

 

SP: (nods. Turns to camera and exhaled deeply)

 

::Cuts to the elevator doors opening, and there stands Stephanie McMahon. She recognizes SP instantly and her mouth dtops open::

 

SM: Jim! I --why? Why are *you* here? Did my father call you in?

 

SP: No. No, I just . . . I just wanted to see you. Be--before the House Show match in Tamp . . .

 

SM: Oh No . . . Spidey, look, you have to go. This could violate the stipulations. You're jeapordizing the match. You've got to --

 

::Triple H rounds the corner and sees the two. He stops, and a look of seething hatred crosses his features::

 

HHH: YOU! (points at SP, and starts making tracks for the smaller man) What the -- (stops at Steph's side) What in the blue hell is HE doing HERE? FOUL PLAY?

 

SP: Look, I --

 

SM: Hunter, he just . . . just dropped in to leave some paperwork for the match. (looks to SP) Right?

 

SP: (Mulls it over, looking from Steph to Triple H) I -- no. No, I'm not going to lie. I came to see her.

 

HHH: (Gets in SP's face) I should dismantle you right now for pulling this, you little freak. I should deny you your match.

 

SP: (doesn't back down) You should. But you won't Because you can't stand the thought that I'll be able to go on and say you were too big a roided up coward to face me.

 

HHH: (shaking, sneering) Coward, uhhh? (plows SP with a quick right)

 

::SP stumbles backwards, but charges forward quickly and rams Triple H. Trips stumbles, grunts, but holds steady. He reaches down and hooks SP for the Pedigree. SP struggles but can't escape, and gets planted on the floor::

 

HHH: (Gets up and looks at Steph, slowly backing away) You dated this piece of trash?

 

Steph: (Backs away, looking at SP. Looks to Trips and then over her shoulder, ignoring him) Somebody get one of the medics in the building!

 

SP: (struggling to his feet) No. No, that's okay. You wanna do this without blindsiding me, Quad Boy? Step outside.

 

::cuts to Trips pummeling SP outside the offices. Cuts to Steph shaking her head and backing away from the window inside::

 

::SP gets out of another Pedigree attempt and comes back with a quick SPIDAHKICK, which stuns Trips. SP goes to boot him, But HHH catches the leg and yanks him in for a quick clothesline. Trips mounts SP to start beating him in the face, but WWE officials come running out of the building and pull Trips off of him. SP gets to his feet as they pull Trips back inside, both of them shouting words that are constantly bleeped out. Finally, SP moves back towards the building, pulling free of the officials outside. Steph is standing at the window to the front entrance. SP runs to it and places his hand on it as she backs away.

 

Fades out as the officials pull SP away, bloodied and beaten::

 

::Fade back to the interview room::

 

JG: Wow. I mean, wow. That took alot of guts.

 

SP: Or stupidity.

 

JG: Well, I certainly wish you luck.

 

SP: The match has already taken place.

 

JG: Right. At the Tampa House Show the next night. Any spoilers?

 

SP: (looks thoughtful . . . smiles) Nah. Just catch ROAD TO ANGLEMANIA. This Sunday, before ZERO HOUR.

 

JG: Alright. Well, we'll all be watching here, Spidey. Take it easy and give the OAOAST our best.

 

SP: Will do.

 

JG: This is PRO WRESTLING NEWSDESK. We'll be back after this with the Daily Rundown, and a commentary on the antics of the mysterious HOT NEWZWIRE, net reporter. Be back in a few.

 

::fade to black::

[Guest The Superstar]

Uhh...I sorta need everything by tonight/early tomorrow morning. PLEASE~