Passenger Allegedly Beats Ferret to Death

[Guest Slapnuts00]

By Associated Press

 

February 8, 2003, 12:23 PM EST

 

ST. LOUIS -- An airline passenger who was told he couldn't take his ferret on an airplane is accused of beating the animal to death in an airport restroom.

 

Police said the man had the ferret in a cooler on an American Airlines flight from New York.

 

Flight attendants realized he had the animal and told him he could not take it on his next flight.

 

He's accused of trying to flush the ferret down a toilet during a layover in St. Louis, then beating it to death.

 

An airline spokeswoman says some pets are allowed on flights, with advance approval.

 

Copyright © 2003, The Associated Press

[Guest SP-1]

He'd better get jail time.

[Guest Ram]

It'd be different if he hit the airline personel. Those fucks deserve a kick in the ass.

 

The ferret though? Give him the chair.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

I'm sure some lawyer will convince him to sue the airline since they made him kill the rodent...

[Guest MrRant]

I say cover his nuts in a scent that ferrents like to eat and then put them down his pants and let them go wild.

[Guest BDC]

 

All I can say is...

 

Huh?

[Guest Lethargic]

I assumed that this story was going to be about yet another Courtney Love incident until it said "man". Well, it could still be Courtney Love I guess.

[Ultimo Dugas 0]

Thats freaking insane. Some people are just not qualified to have ferrets as pets.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

"and dude...owning a rodent..for domestic..That's not legal either.

 

THE MARMOT IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!"

[Guest evenflowDDT]

What kind of sicko could butcher their own pet?

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Someone in a hurry for their flight?...

[Guest subliminal_animal]

What a crazy piece of shit.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

"and dude...owning a rodent..for domestic..That's not legal either.

 

THE MARMOT IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!"

*hands AoO a White Russian and puts on a Bob Dylan record*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

CCR.