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Guest cobainwasmurdered

Indeed. the audacity of ASKING for a thread to flame him? how dare he?

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Guest Samurai_Goat

Yea, Gamen. But not just any goats. I fucked Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. And for anyone who doesn't know, those are Gamen's pet pygmy goats.

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Guest Gamengiri2002
Yea, Gamen. But not just any goats. I fucked Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. And for anyone who doesn't know, those are Gamen's pet pygmy goats.

Yeah, you'd really think they'd walk funny after that. But I guess when you're no bigger than the goat (if you get my drift... and I think you do... especially if you can detect that I am referring to your inferior penis size.)

 

Anyway...

 

fuck you.

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Guest Samurai_Goat

Ah, no, my penis size hasn't a thing to do with it. You see, those goats in the pen aren't actually your real goats, but in fact mecha-robot goats. I replaced your old ones, because I accidently ripped them in half. Mainly, if I may be scientific, through the use of my rediculously large penis. So, I suppose I was wrong, size did actually have something to do with it.

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Guest Gamengiri2002

oh yeah?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your mom.

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Guest Gamengiri2002
No, your mom.

well good god dammitt....

 

That's all i have.

 

I'm out.

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Guest Samurai_Goat

No, I'm not finished with you. You get back here and fight like a man, or your closest equivalent!

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Guest Gamengiri2002

yeah? well, i don't make trash, I burn it...

 

or...

 

you know...

 

something relevant.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Samurai Goat: You bob for apples in the toliet... and you LIKE IT!

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Five O'Clock, George Washington School, Saturday, Bring a flashlight, 'cause their's gonna be a Blair Witch hunt...and I'm the Blair Witch!

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Guest Samurai_Goat

Oh, there's gonna be a Blair Witch allright...but it ain't gonna be the origonal.

 

That's right, baby. We're doing Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows!

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Guest Samurai_Goat

Oh yes there is. Yes, there is.

 

Loser loser double loser, whatever, get the picture duh.

 

(During this, make a L in the left hand, L in the right, Combine both L's at "double loser", tilt and form a w at "whatever", make a picture frame, then do the classic brick wall outstretched hand.)

 

Ha ha! Trumped by serious funk!

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Guest evenflowDDT

Actually my friend, you are. Coincidentally, you're also proof that people can impregnate sheep.

 

I just wanted to make sure you guys got your L's on your foreheads right, that's all. Honest.

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