How much does a dozen roses cost these days?

[Guest NoCalMike]

Well, I usually omit V-day altogether but this year there is something I want to go to on Saturday, that I know my gf probably would want to skip, and I know a dozen rose on V-day will change her mind.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I ordered a dozen for my girlfriend in Australia at the time (shut up), and that was in mid-2001 since it was for her birthday, so the price of $72.10 will probably be higher since it's the holiday for such a gift. Also, you have to keep in mind that about $20 of that was because it was an international order.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm a bit more of a romantic. I do the whole speil: flowers, chocolates, movies, dinner.

 

My girl's worth it.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Your soul.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Perhaps I did not make my self clear enough:

 

 

SEX WITH MY GIRL IS WORTH IT. She is fantastic.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Just steal some roses from someone's garden or something.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Carve some flowers on your thighs, then drop your drawers and surprise her the metal way.

[Guest hardyz1]

Fucking sham holiday.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Technically, it isn't a holiday: It's a Catholic feast celebrating St. Valentine, a blind man who died for teaching others about God.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

What in the blue fuck? 70 fucking dollars? Fuck that... FUCK that. Steal them from a garden is the best advice.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Fake Plastic Roses !

 

They never die! They are super cheap! Make sure to say something all mushy like they never die just like my love for you! Best part is you won't ever have to buy roses again!

 

er..this might not be the greatest idea and if you get dumped, don't blame me.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

dude a dozen roses is $20 at the grocery store, but everyone buys each other flowers and that's retarded. do something special, thats how i get my hos.

[Guest LooseCannon]

yeah, you shouldn't need to spend any more'n $25 on a dozen roses.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Get some fake plastic roses, and in the flowers put the money you would have spent on real ones. She'll love you forever.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"You got her CASH? What are you, her uncle?"