The Heaven Wrestling Federation

[Guest Choken One]

Although In death, we're sad about the lost of an performer that was an important part of our growing up, Mr. Perfect.

 

We must know realize that He is in Wrestling Heaven with some great company.

 

It's amazing to think of the incredible roster HWF has collected over the years...

 

Owen Hart

Rick Rude

British BullDog

Curt Henning

Andre The Giant

 

...hell...I can't even think anymore...Let's just add names and smile at the possible great matches they are putting on.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Brian F'n Pillman

[Guest Choken One]

Of course...I'm still so saddened by this news...I totally forgotten one my favorites.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Andre

Pillman

Owen

Rude

Hennig & Duncum Jr. (hey they tagged in WCW)

Bulldog

The Von Erichs

[Guest DeputyHawk]

Kerry Von Erich

Louie Spicolli

[Guest Ram]

Random jobber guy - considering the vast number, I'm sure God's still jobbing him/them out..

 

We wouldn't be anywhere without them.

[Guest Choken One]

Just to use a little humor....You think God's the booker?

[Guest Human Fly]

Gorilla Monsoon

Joey Marella and Brian Hildebrand could be the refs

 

One of the highlights to me of Wrestlemania 15 was when Gorilla got that huge ovation. He deserved it, but it was sad to see him in such bad shape

[Guest kane3212321]

Of course he is.... He knows how to get everyone over too

[Guest Choken One]

I can already Imagine it

 

Head Booker

Gorilla Monsoon

 

Heel Stable

Owen, Bulldog, Rude, Henning and Pillman

 

Top Babyfaces

The Von Erichs

 

Spectacle Draw

Andre the Giant

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Yokozuna

Garry Albright

Rocco Rock

Joey Marella

[Guest El Satanico]

This is of course assuming that these guys would be in "heaven".

 

I'm sure that "hell" would have a much better wrestling fed.

 

No offense to anyone, but i find it hard to believe some of these guys would be in "heaven" if it existed.

 

However I don't believe in any of that type of stuff so what do i know.

[Guest DeputyHawk]

token bleeder: mass transit.

 

sorry if that's tasteless, wasn't meant as such.

 

manager of the heel stable: dino bravo?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

This is of curse assuming that these guys would be in "heaven".

 

I'm sure that "hell" would have a much better wrestling fed.

 

No offense to anyone, but i find it hard to believe some of these guys would be in "heaven" if it existed.

 

However I don't believe in any of that type of stuff so what do i know.

I think in this case we can not worry about that.

 

We're assuming that they would be wrestling we might as well assume they're all there.

[Guest Choken One]

This is of course assuming that these guys would be in "heaven".

 

I'm sure that "hell" would have a much better wrestling fed.

 

No offense to anyone, but i find it hard to believe some of these guys would be in "heaven" if it existed.

 

However I don't believe in any of that type of stuff so what do i know.

I didn't mean Heaven in the Religious sense but the Idological aspect of the term.

[Guest Downhome]

Gordon Solie

 

Jumbo Tsuruta

 

Lou Thesz

 

Giant Baba

 

The Sheik

 

Rocco Rock

 

Big Dick Dudley

 

Wahoo McDaniel

 

'Maniac' Mike Davis

 

'Gentleman' Chris Adams

 

Bam Bam Terry Gordy

 

Gary Albright

 

Yokozuna

 

The Renegade

 

Bobo Brazil

 

Junkyard Dog

 

Stan Satziak

 

Dick Murdoch

 

Ray Stevens

 

Crusher Blackwell

 

Big John Studd

 

Eddie Gilbert

 

Dino Bravo

 

Uncle Elmer

 

Buddy Rogers

 

"Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer

 

Adrian Adonis

 

Haystacks Calhoun

 

Bruiser Brody

 

Gino Hernandez

 

The Grand Wizard

[Guest El Satanico]

A HWA(Hell Wrestling Association) invasion of HWF would be instant gold and would book itself...

[Guest DeputyHawk]

can't really speak for many of the others, but i know andre, brian & owen would be straight into the pearly gates stable with no hazing whatsoever.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Pciture a card they could have:

 

Andre the Giant vs Big John Studd - Rematch from WM1

 

Owen Hart & The British Bulldog vs Mike & David Von Erich

 

Mr. Perfect vs Kerry Von Erich

 

Bruiser Brody & Terry Gordy vs Dino Bravo & Junkyard Dog

 

Brian Pillman vs Eddie Gilbert - Always wnated to see that

 

The possibilities are endless...

[Guest Ram]

Not everybody believes in hell.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

can't really speak for many of the others, but i know andre, brian & owen would be straight into the pearly gates stable with no hazing whatsoever.

Owen ... let in with no problems.

Andre ... let in with some problems.

Loose Cannon Brian Pillman ... not let in ANYWHERE --> as that old cliche goes: Heaven doesn't want him and hell is afraid that he'll take over.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Pciture a card they could have:

 

Andre the Giant vs Big John Studd - Rematch from WM1

 

Owen Hart & The British Bulldog vs Mike & David Von Erich

 

Mr. Perfect vs Kerry Von Erich

 

Bruiser Brody & Terry Gordy vs Dino Bravo & Junkyard Dog

 

Brian Pillman vs Eddie Gilbert - Always wnated to see that

 

The possibilities are endless...

Jesus Christ that would pretty much be a WWF card in the late 80s early 90s...I can't believe all those guys are gone...

[Guest Downhome]

What really pains me to imagine, is that most of us here posting right now, will live to see the days when all of the greats pass on. From Hogan to Flair to Bret to Piper, and on and on and on.

[Guest Choken One]

Nope...Hogan will live forever...Jesus...Can you imagine the Media Coverage when Hogan croaks...

 

 

I JUST hope I don't have to be here when Flair and Hart croak.

 

Bret's next. I just know it...

[Guest Downhome]

I'll be very upset when Bobby Heenan dies, very upset indeed.

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah... I can kinda feel that we're about to be hit by another string of Wrestling related deaths like last August.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

A HWA(Hell Wrestling Association) invasion of HWF would be instant gold and would book itself...

If they had a TV deal, they would probably get better ratings then WWE

[Guest Sykotic2002]

I don't think we should be talking about Heenan, Hogan, Bret, and Flair dying. It's just to eerie to be talking like that.

[Guest Choken One]

True...but it's kind of like how the family would get around and talk about Aging Uncle Bill who was approaching death...

[Guest evilhomer]

A HWA(Hell Wrestling Association) invasion of HWF would be instant gold and would book itself...

With our luck, Vince would be gone by then and he'd ruin this "can't miss" one as badly as the last Invasion

 

 

Just to use a little humor....You think God's the booker?

Come on, God HHHas got HHHis hands full ruining* the show down here

 

 

* = (damn typos, I meant running)