What's On ALL Your Minds....BifEverchad!

[Guest BifEverchad]

*BifEverchad is shown on the big screen, via satalite from the set of his latest "movie"*

 

"Well helloooooo OAOAST! How are you guys? Good?...Thats great. Surely you remember me. Good ol' Bif! The smooth talkin', slide walkin', sexy struttin' STAR that I am........Anyways, I know how much you guys have missed me over the past few months, so I decided to take the time out of my hectic, BUSY, BUSY, BUSY schedule, and drop you guys a line......So how is everyone? Sandman...good? BPP...good? Agnes?.....bad? Whats new? I heard there are some changes around this place. Afterall, I'm sure the ratings went down soon after my departure. The buyrates have sunk so low, its embarassing I bet. Sure, look at poor ol' cwm....he was so broke up over the whole ordeal, he had to leave. The whole roster is just aching for me to come back.....right? Don't think so? Well, let me read a little fax I recieved from your ever popular, Pissed Off Prep.....One Mr. Zack Malibu..."

 

Come back to the thread Bif. We've gained a ton of new people, and you need to get back to shake things up. With CWM gone and me "sort of" in charge, things are going to take a huge twist soon. We're working on a lot of good ideas. Bring your friend RugbyDiva if you want, she can play your new valet or something.

 

Do it. NOW!

 

Zack

 

 

"Now does this sound like a man who has things under control? Does he sound like the cool, calm, hip Zack we all know and love?....Unfortunately, I don't think so. he's dying inside. He's falling apart...and nobody realizes why. But I do. I really do. It's obvious from that fax, that Zack is emotionally and mentally giving in to the pressures of his new 'duties' in the OAOAST. He's desperate....the ratings, the attendances, the PPV slumps...he's going crazy. So what should he do? He sucks up his pride, he tucks away his courage, and comes crawling back to good ol' Bif.

 

See, he never realized, as well as everyone of you in the OAOAST never realized how BIG of a star BifEverchad truly was. I was the one who started a new revolution. I was the one who made people stand up and take notice. And I was the one who people patiently waited to see, while sitting through Agnes' boring, pathetic matches, week after week after week! So, now.....what do I do? Zack seems like he needs me. Afterall, Zack is a friend, right? So when my friends need help, I don't hesitate in helping them......But...you know what?........SCREW THAT! SCREW HIM! I don't need this crap. Zack Malibu is NOT a friend of mine. He NEVER was! the whole time I was in the OAOAST he tucked me away, he kept me in his shadow! When I was just about to break free, and become the HUGE star that I was on my way to becoming, what happens? I get held BACK! Who's responsible for that I wonder.....who?? Zack Malibu is who!!....Zack, I could see the jealousy in your eyes everytime I looked at you. It was eating you up inside, and you didnt know what to do. Now you come crawling back to me, practically begging me to come back. Why should I?! What do i owe you?.......So now look at yourself. Take a long look in the mirror old pal, and see what I see. A gutless, two-faced coward. Ladies and Gentleman....Mr. Zack Malibu."

 

 

*RIPS~! the fax in half*

 

(the screen goes to fuzzy snow)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

SCREW THAT! SCREW HIM! I don't need this crap. Zack Malibu is NOT a friend of mine. He NEVER was! the whole time I was in the OAOAST he tucked me away, he kept me in his shadow! When I was just about to break free, and become the HUGE star that I was on my way to becoming, what happens? I get held BACK! Who's responsible for that I wonder.....who?? Zack Malibu is who!!

I couldn't agree with you more.

 

Zack = bastard