cawthon777 Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 "Oh dude ... I've had such a career, I don't know what my best moment would be. But if I had to pick one, little man, I'd probaby go with WrestleMania III. Picture this, brother ... me slamming the 800lb Andre the Giant in the center of the ring with 100,000 fans looking on at the Pontiac Silverdome. Sends a chill down my spine to this day, little dude." Anything Triple H says about himself. The man loves giving himself a metaphorical blow job every Monday night.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 I'm sorry. That reminds me of the REAL greatest exaggeration of all. Actually it's just a big lie: Hogan saying on Confidential that he drew 200,000 people to a show in North Korea. A: The show did draw 200,000 people, over 2 days. B: Hogan wasn't on the card. He turned it down because he didn't want to go all the way over there to job to Inoki. Flair did it instead.
cawthon777 Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 B: Hogan wasn't on the card. He turned it down because he didn't want to go all the way over there to job to Inoki. Flair did it instead. LOL I never knew Hogan was supposed to be involved. "Well, here's the thing little dude. All those people that paid for their tickets thought I was going to be there. There was a near riot when Ric Flair showed up, brother! They were standing in line to get their refunds, man."
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 Just about everything about the Elimination Chamber was exaggerated, the bulletproof glass, it's height, the many miles of chain and however many tons of steel they said it was.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 "Big Show has lost over 65lbs during his time in OVW"
Guest Some Guy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Bob, taht was funny when he showed up at RR 2001 with a big gut and JR started pimping his weight loss.
Guest Downhome Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HE'S LEVITATING, HE'S LEVITATING!!!!!!!
Guest EternallyLazy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Does the Foley example on page 58 of Have a Nice Day count? After Foley climbes to the top of the Zucker House about to jump off *"Look at Foley, he must be fifty, sixty, seventy feet in the air," Liz dramatically stated, in what had to be one of the greatest exaggerations in sports-entertainment history*
Guest Zero_Cool Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Especially since you could actually see the basketball hoops just below Mick, who was on top of the garage.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I'm sorry. That reminds me of the REAL greatest exaggeration of all. Actually it's just a big lie: Hogan saying on Confidential that he drew 200,000 people to a show in North Korea. A: The show did draw 200,000 people, over 2 days. B: Hogan wasn't on the card. He turned it down because he didn't want to go all the way over there to job to Inoki. Flair did it instead. Actually, those shows drew 320,000 over two nights. As for lies, WM 3 drawing 90,000 is a big one, and IIRC, in his book, Hogan said he drew 200,000 in Budokan Hall. Which would have been quite a feat, seeing as it's capacity is 16,500.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 How about Kane's super powers? "He just set that man on fire!" Why didn't he just set his opponent on fire anytime he was in a world title match?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HE'S LEVITATING, HE'S LEVITATING!!!!!!! You talking about Shavonie's shilling of Dustin's Seven character in WCW? He might have believed it.
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 You missed the best part of Hogan's re-telling of the Andre story... "Then I slammed the 900-pound Andre the Giant over my head and to the mat..." I'm sure I've heard him say that at least once.
Guest Trivia247 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 From WM6 Announcer at a Total Combined weight of 495 Pounds... Jesse: What did He Say??? Dusty and Saphire is only 495? 595 I'll by, I'll Agree Sapphire is only 250 But there ain't no Damn way Dusty is only 200
Guest Downhome Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HE'S LEVITATING, HE'S LEVITATING!!!!!!! You talking about Shavonie's shilling of Dustin's Seven character in WCW? He might have believed it. That isn't what I'm thinking of, but that would count for what I said also. Care to guess again as to what I meant?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HE'S LEVITATING, HE'S LEVITATING!!!!!!! You talking about Shavonie's shilling of Dustin's Seven character in WCW? He might have believed it. That isn't what I'm thinking of, but that would count for what I said also. Care to guess again as to what I meant? Undertaker?
Ultimo Dugas Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Tony Schivone: "What we have seen surprisingly enough has been a wrestling match.." Eddie Guerrero vs. Ultimo Dragon; Slamboree 98
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HAHAHAHA! Imagine that......wrestling on a wrestling show. What a weird concept.
Guest Downhome Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HE'S LEVITATING, HE'S LEVITATING!!!!!!! You talking about Shavonie's shilling of Dustin's Seven character in WCW? He might have believed it. That isn't what I'm thinking of, but that would count for what I said also. Care to guess again as to what I meant? Undertaker? Indeed. How about "Sid's Streak", even though it was just an angle?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 HE'S LEVITATING, HE'S LEVITATING!!!!!!! You talking about Shavonie's shilling of Dustin's Seven character in WCW? He might have believed it. That isn't what I'm thinking of, but that would count for what I said also. Care to guess again as to what I meant? Undertaker? Indeed. How about "Sid's Streak", even though it was just an angle? That was awful. I mean he did a run in durring a Mikey Whipwreck/Chase Tatum match and got two 3 count falls...it was such a poorly booked angle. The cool way to do it would have been for him to do like 10 man gauntlet matches and just go through all 10 guys in under a minute each.
Guest razazteca Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Ken Shamrock as the World Most Dangerous Man Mark Henry as the World Strongest Man
Guest Downhome Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Ken Shamrock as the World Most Dangerous Man Mark Henry as the World Strongest Man Are you trying to tell me you actually DISPUTE those, obviously, facts!?
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 If Shamrock is the World's Most Dangerous man then what is The Rock? I don't think Shamrock ever beat him......
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I always hate it when an announcer says "I haven't seen (insert name here) all day, what is he doing here?" Now, I can get the "I haven't seen.." part, but its the "..what is he doing here?" part that gets me.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I always hate it when an announcer says "I haven't seen (insert name here) all day, what is he doing here?" Now, I can get the "I haven't seen.." part, but its the "..what is he doing here?" part that gets me. Add to that the wrestlers entrance music just so happens to come on when said wrestler comes out.
Guest Redhawk Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I have a tape of an older RAW where JR says Test is 6-foot-10. And no one can decide how big Albert is; first he's 300 then he's 350. That's a big difference. Same with Rikishi and Mark Henry's weights. I think anything Ultimate Warrior has said since 1990 has been a gross exaggeration. Kurt Angle won a gold medal WITH A BROKEN NECK. Anytime they say Jeff Hardy is extreme, when he's been stale for two years now. "I am God." -- Triple H
cawthon777 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Shamrock beat the Rock plenty of times ... they were just reversed aside from KOTR 98. Good pick for Warrior. I recently downloaded a promo he cut on Hercules in the spring of 88. "NOTHING HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED BETWEEN YOU AND I, HERCULES ... WE BOTH KNOW THAT ... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ... BIG WORDS ... I DROPPED MAJOR ACID 5 MINUTES AGO ... I AM THE WALRUS, COO COO CACHOO ... GRRRRRRRRRRR!" ...Incoherent much? I believe there was a running claim about 6-7 years ago that Bret Hart had never lost a steel cage match. Then, of course, he loses one to Sid on Raw. I loved how everytime Perfect hit the Perfect Plex, the announcers would blow their load about how no one has ever kicked out of it. By the time Bret did it at Summer Slam 91, Hogan, Warrior, and Piper had done the same on TV.
Guest mach7 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Not really an exageration here... but when cole called a steel cage "A maze of steel!" a few months ago (think it was summer 2002) I nearly pissed my pants laughing. A cage? A maze? You mean that cube with one exit and no roof? *shakes head*
J.B. Buzzkill Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Michael Cole calling the Cruiserweight Title "prestgious."
Guest Rob Edwards Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 "I'm a main event guy" Sean Waltman "I've never seen anything like that before ever in my life" JR after any of the samey TLC matches
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