Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted February 13, 2003 You know what's even funnier when he says that. They repeat THE SAME SPOTS in every TLC match causing JR to go "OH MY GAWD! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF! KING IN MY 17 YEARS CALLING THIS SPORT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS!" Next time he does that someone should run up to him and show him a tape of the previous TLC match where they did the exact same spot and he had the exact same reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frankie Williams Report post Posted February 13, 2003 "Billy Gunn just may be the best pure athlete in the WWF" "Look!! Austin has just arrived!!' Meanwhile its 10:45 and the show goes off in 15 minutes. "This is the greatest ppv ive ever seen in my entire life" Bobby Heenan at pretty much any WCW ppv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Tiger Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Wrestlemania X, Razor vs. HBK King: That ladder must weight 80-100 pounds RAW last month: Jericho just hit Stacy Keibler in the face with that chair RAW in late 1999 JR: Road Dogg is going to be out for a long time, (two weeks later he came back and re-formed NAO with Billy Gunn) 1st Nitro. Mongo: Big Bubba is a brawler, while Hulk Hogan is more of a technition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted February 13, 2003 "These guys are possibly the greatest tag team of all time" JR about Road Dogg and X-Pac, what the hell was he smoking there?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted February 13, 2003 WHy is every big guy either/both over 300 lbs., and seven feet tall. Also, any one who stepped over the ropes is seven feet tall, I've seen Mabel do it all the time, and he is 6' 5" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Yeah I'm 6'4" and 280 lbs. I bet they'd say I was "A 6'10" 330 pound monster!" oh and wait I go to OU. So I'd be "A former linebacker for the sooners! He's a good ole' boy who loves home cookin!" What? I don't have an athletic bone in my body, the most I do is weight lift! And what's this about home cooking? I drive a car, eat fast food, and hate rednecks. But you know I'd come running to the ring in a cowboy hat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted February 13, 2003 I'm 5' 7" 195 lbs. I would be just some guy whoi is 5' 4" and weighing 130 lbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Report post Posted February 13, 2003 I hate it when JR says '[insert 300lb jobber here] is tougher than a two dollaw steak'. Is that so JR? If so, why is he a jobber that keeps losing? I am thinking of Bradshaw, here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Triple H being referred to as the Cerebral Assassin and any comparison between he and Ric Flair. I know I've been guilty of the later in years past but I've redeemed myself. "OH MY! What a blow! He must have suffered a broken (insert body part here)!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Really, what is so cerebral about keeping a sledgehammer under the announcer's table and cracking someone in the back of the head with it when their back is turned. If that's cerebral, Tonya Harding is a friggin' criminal mastermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Yeah I'm 6'4" and 280 lbs. I bet they'd say I was "A 6'10" 330 pound monster!" oh and wait I go to OU. So I'd be "A former linebacker for the sooners! He's a good ole' boy who loves home cookin!" What? I don't have an athletic bone in my body, the most I do is weight lift! And what's this about home cooking? I drive a car, eat fast food, and hate rednecks. But you know I'd come running to the ring in a cowboy hat. Damn, you should apply for the WWE before JR retires. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted February 13, 2003 "HHH would have saved WCW" Actually, HHH in a position of authority at WCW might have been the one thing that could have fucked it up faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2003 "HHH would have saved WCW" Actually, HHH in a position of authority at WCW might have been the one thing that could have fucked it up faster. I swear, when Bischoff claimed he wanted someone on Raw that could have saved WCW ... I assumed he was talking about Shawn Michaels - not Triple H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Luke Cage Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Any WWF announcer: "We've got a great show for you folks!" They've got nothing on Schiavone's " This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Indeed. It's OK to sell the sizzle...but fer cryin' out loud, have SOME steak to go along with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted February 13, 2003 "These guys are possibly the greatest tag team of all time" JR about Road Dogg and X-Pac, what the hell was he smoking there?! I would assume the same caliber grass as Road Dogg and X Pac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMTapes Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Post to floor: 15 feet. Hogan on Unscripted, 12/01: "...and Andre's weight was way up there, he was about 700 pounds.." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EdwardKnoxII Report post Posted February 14, 2003 I swear, when Bischoff claimed he wanted someone on Raw that could have saved WCW ... I assumed he was talking about Shawn Michaels - not Triple H. I thought he was talking about Undertaker and maybe Shawn Michaels because those were the two WWF superstars he could have signed that would have more or less killed the WWF. I mean Triple H wasn't shit around that time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Cole: The Godfather is a MASTER of the martial arts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted February 14, 2003 "This is the greatest ppv ive ever seen in my entire life" Bobby Heenan at pretty much any WCW ppv. The great thing about Bobby is that you either believed that he meant it, or you knew that he was saying it to put someone over. "That solid baseball bat just shattered on Big Show's head" "He needed X number of stichtes to close that gaping wound" "He's out there wrestling with a (name your crippling injury)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 in general ive always hated the "biggest PPV ever" or "most important Raw/Nitro/etc ever" i mean do they have to kind of convery the importance : yes but you have to cut back on the hyperbole a tad cause even rubes can realize after a while that they are full of it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
