Guest Ace309 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I'm trying to write a story for my English class. He wants it under three pages. Fuck all of you. Fuck you all with a spiked dildo for encouraging me to write these 10,000-word epics and still have everything somehow be important. You've taken away my ability to keep it simple, stupid. Fuck each and every one of you. Hard.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 ::Sings a certain Justin Timberlake song:: ::loses his gimmick for knowing a Justin Timberlake song:: Da "shut up...any song that speaks ill of Brittney Spears can't be bad" H
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I'm currently writing an OUTLINE of a History Paper. The final paper is supposed to be 7 pages about. ...I'm alllllmost done with outline... and it's 14 pages long. Fuck. ...The SWF has turned 5 pages into a breeze for me, which is good, except when anything I write nowadays becomes more than 10 pages automatically. -- The SWF: "Once You Go Epic, You Can't Go Back... Or Something"
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Tom, just write something that's 10,000 words, take 750 out of the middle, and call your story an exercise in ambiguity. I will now picture Thugg beboping around to "Cry Me A River" in purple pants and a really silly hat with flowers in it.
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I kinda know what you mean, Tom. I have an assignment for my creative writing class: an informal fiction story, max is 1200 words, and an informal nonfiction, max is 800 words.
Guest Crowe Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Fuckin' a, efedding has turned me into a creativie writing and essay writing machine. My english teacher said the following about my writing abilities... "You're obviously a stylish writer with a good sense of humour and that made this piece of work an enjoyable ''read." Wheeeee!
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Agreed. E-wrestling, in combination with reading, makes people excellent writers. 750 words? What the fuck?
Guest redbaron51 Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 writing is nothing... but i shouldn't be saying that
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