Guest Ace309 Report post Posted February 13, 2003 I'm trying to write a story for my English class. He wants it under three pages. Fuck all of you. Fuck you all with a spiked dildo for encouraging me to write these 10,000-word epics and still have everything somehow be important. You've taken away my ability to keep it simple, stupid. Fuck each and every one of you. Hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted February 13, 2003 ::Sings a certain Justin Timberlake song:: ::loses his gimmick for knowing a Justin Timberlake song:: Da "shut up...any song that speaks ill of Brittney Spears can't be bad" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted February 13, 2003 I'm currently writing an OUTLINE of a History Paper. The final paper is supposed to be 7 pages about. ...I'm alllllmost done with outline... and it's 14 pages long. Fuck. ...The SWF has turned 5 pages into a breeze for me, which is good, except when anything I write nowadays becomes more than 10 pages automatically. -- The SWF: "Once You Go Epic, You Can't Go Back... Or Something" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted February 13, 2003 Tom, just write something that's 10,000 words, take 750 out of the middle, and call your story an exercise in ambiguity. I will now picture Thugg beboping around to "Cry Me A River" in purple pants and a really silly hat with flowers in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted February 13, 2003 fuk u d00d Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Report post Posted February 13, 2003 I kinda know what you mean, Tom. I have an assignment for my creative writing class: an informal fiction story, max is 1200 words, and an informal nonfiction, max is 800 words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Fuckin' a, efedding has turned me into a creativie writing and essay writing machine. My english teacher said the following about my writing abilities... "You're obviously a stylish writer with a good sense of humour and that made this piece of work an enjoyable ''read." Wheeeee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Agreed. E-wrestling, in combination with reading, makes people excellent writers. 750 words? What the fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 writing is nothing... but i shouldn't be saying that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
