I get into Prime's head.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Cecil485 (2:32:21 AM): Banning me won't work

Cecil485 (2:32:31 AM): just acknowledge prime

Cecil485 (2:32:34 AM): and i'll leave you alone

Kotzenjunge (2:32:46 AM): Kylie Minogue exists, so your theory is wrong.

Cecil485 (2:32:55 AM): who the hell is that?

Cecil485 (2:32:59 AM): list a bigger name

Cecil485 (2:33:03 AM): someone the general world knows

Kotzenjunge (2:33:04 AM): And until she dies, there will always be an exception to your rule.

Kotzenjunge (2:33:10 AM): Oh, the general world knows her.

Cecil485 (2:33:17 AM): ok, who is she then?

Cecil485 (2:33:24 AM): or can you give another example

Kotzenjunge (2:33:25 AM): But what's the problem? Are you saying that the person has to be a big name?

Cecil485 (2:33:34 AM): well i don't know the small names

Kotzenjunge (2:33:35 AM): Or that you specifically have to know them?

Kotzenjunge (2:33:40 AM): Small names, eh?

Cecil485 (2:33:42 AM): i know a lot of people

Cecil485 (2:33:46 AM): i don't know her

Cecil485 (2:33:50 AM): so i consider he a small name

Cecil485 (2:33:57 AM): i don't know her because she's not talked about a lot in the general world

Cecil485 (2:34:00 AM): or at all

Cecil485 (2:34:02 AM): what is she?

Kotzenjunge (2:34:05 AM): What about Thomas Morrison?

Kotzenjunge (2:34:09 AM): Alissa Karnaky?

Cecil485 (2:34:15 AM): don't know either of those two

Cecil485 (2:34:19 AM): name a sports figure

Cecil485 (2:34:21 AM): actor

Cecil485 (2:34:25 AM): i should know them

Cecil485 (2:34:31 AM): wrestler

Kotzenjunge (2:34:31 AM): So it applies only to people you know.

Cecil485 (2:34:38 AM): prime applies to everything

Cecil485 (2:34:42 AM): i just don't know everybody

Cecil485 (2:34:49 AM): *applies to everybody

Kotzenjunge (2:34:49 AM): Then why doesn't it apply to the three I just gave?

Cecil485 (2:34:56 AM): i never said it didn't

Cecil485 (2:34:59 AM): i just said i don't know who they are

Kotzenjunge (2:34:59 AM): What about Sophie Ellis-Bextor?

Cecil485 (2:35:10 AM): list a much bigger name please

Cecil485 (2:35:12 AM): don't know her

Cecil485 (2:35:16 AM): just give a big name

Cecil485 (2:35:19 AM): and i'll know who it is

Cecil485 (2:35:21 AM): or list someone in sports

Kotzenjunge (2:35:29 AM): What about yourself? Wouldn't you be in your prime right now to figure out such a universal theory?

Cecil485 (2:35:41 AM): prime is when you are at your best, but you can be good pre prime or post prime

Cecil485 (2:35:44 AM): but never as good as prime

Kotzenjunge (2:35:54 AM): So you still have bigger and better things to look forward to.

Cecil485 (2:35:58 AM): right

Kotzenjunge (2:36:03 AM): I dunno, you've pretty much got the universe figured out.

Cecil485 (2:36:08 AM): no

Kotzenjunge (2:36:11 AM): Does that translate into billions for planets and stars?

Cecil485 (2:36:12 AM): i just know the simple prime concept

Kotzenjunge (2:36:28 AM): So there's more to it, like the "I need to know who it is" corollary.

Cecil485 (2:36:30 AM): Well can you name a bigger name please?

Cecil485 (2:36:32 AM): like a ric flair

Cecil485 (2:36:33 AM): bret hart

Cecil485 (2:36:34 AM): barry bonds

Cecil485 (2:36:35 AM): etc

Cecil485 (2:36:37 AM): i can argue them

Kotzenjunge (2:36:53 AM): But you should be able to handle all potential arguments against your theory to ever be taken seriously.

Cecil485 (2:36:58 AM): i can

Cecil485 (2:37:01 AM): i just don't know everybody

Kotzenjunge (2:37:07 AM): Do you pursue women in that age range?

Cecil485 (2:37:11 AM): for those i do not know, i say the prime concept applies to them

Cecil485 (2:37:18 AM): because it applies to everyone i know

Cecil485 (2:37:23 AM): it hasn't been disproven

Cecil485 (2:37:34 AM): the best women are in the 28-32 range

Kotzenjunge (2:37:39 AM): Hmm./

Cecil485 (2:37:40 AM): but there are good women of course below that range

Cecil485 (2:37:41 AM): and above it

Kotzenjunge (2:38:02 AM): Explain Kylie Minogue, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Kathleen Quinn, Alissa Karnaky, and Jessica Fitts then.

Cecil485 (2:38:16 AM): I don't know who they are, all I can say is the prime rule applies to them

Cecil485 (2:38:24 AM): name someone in sports

Cecil485 (2:38:25 AM): or wrestling

Cecil485 (2:38:30 AM): then i can say more than that

Kotzenjunge (2:38:36 AM): So it has to be someone you know in sports or wrestling.

Cecil485 (2:38:49 AM): for me to say anything else other than "his prime is 28-32 because of the prime rule"

Cecil485 (2:39:16 AM): it can be any familiar name

Kotzenjunge (2:39:17 AM): I think your short-sightedness is your downfall here, bubs.

Cecil485 (2:39:18 AM): more so than those you listed

Kotzenjunge (2:39:27 AM): But I've already named people who are known the world over.

Cecil485 (2:39:32 AM): no

Cecil485 (2:39:36 AM): they aren't discussed that much

Cecil485 (2:39:38 AM): or at all

Cecil485 (2:39:40 AM): in the general world

Kotzenjunge (2:39:44 AM): Pfft. Tell everyone else that.

Cecil485 (2:39:44 AM): MLK is discussed

Cecil485 (2:39:48 AM): Michael Jordan is discussed

Cecil485 (2:39:52 AM): Tiger Woods is discussed

Cecil485 (2:39:54 AM): Eminem is discusses

Cecil485 (2:39:56 AM): *discussed

Cecil485 (2:39:58 AM): etc

Kotzenjunge (2:40:16 AM): Okay, explain Alexander Romanov III to me then.

Cecil485 (2:40:26 AM): not familiar with him

Kotzenjunge (2:40:28 AM): Or Stanley Pulaski.

Cecil485 (2:40:30 AM): don't know who he is

Kotzenjunge (2:40:35 AM): How's about Mansa Musa?

Cecil485 (2:40:37 AM): i know stanley kubrick

Cecil485 (2:40:38 AM): nope

Cecil485 (2:40:39 AM): don't know her

Kotzenjunge (2:40:42 AM): It's a man.

Cecil485 (2:40:45 AM): oh

Cecil485 (2:40:46 AM): don't know him

Kotzenjunge (2:40:50 AM): Abu Bakr?

Cecil485 (2:40:52 AM): nope

Kotzenjunge (2:40:58 AM): Timur the Lame?

Cecil485 (2:41:02 AM): i'm in college and i've never heard of these people

Kotzenjunge (2:41:05 AM): (or Tamerlane to the Western world)

Cecil485 (2:41:06 AM): i've taken American History

Cecil485 (2:41:10 AM): haven't heard of any of these people

Cecil485 (2:41:14 AM): if they apply to american history

Cecil485 (2:41:22 AM): name a bigger person

Cecil485 (2:41:24 AM): like someone in today's world

Cecil485 (2:41:27 AM): not from the ancient past

Cecil485 (2:41:33 AM): Jesus's prime was 28-32

Kotzenjunge (2:41:33 AM): So now it's sports, wrestling, and American history. At least you're broadening your horizons.

Cecil485 (2:41:35 AM): guess what?

Cecil485 (2:41:37 AM): he died at 33

Kotzenjunge (2:41:45 AM): I don't give a shit about Jesus.

Cecil485 (2:41:50 AM): i said everything, if they are a more well known name

Kotzenjunge (2:41:51 AM): Nothingist here.

Cecil485 (2:42:01 AM): but for lesser known names, i will know people in sports and wrestling

Kotzenjunge (2:42:10 AM): Allrighty then.

Kotzenjunge (2:42:12 AM): History, eh?

Cecil485 (2:42:16 AM): i never said that

Kotzenjunge (2:42:18 AM): Charles Sumner.

Cecil485 (2:42:20 AM): i just said i took American History

Cecil485 (2:42:21 AM): don't know him

Kotzenjunge (2:42:25 AM): He's American History.

Cecil485 (2:42:28 AM): right

Cecil485 (2:42:30 AM): i took it

Cecil485 (2:42:38 AM): i didn't learn about him in my course

Cecil485 (2:42:46 AM): Brian Pillman died at 33

Kotzenjunge (2:42:48 AM): Ah. But you still said "right.:

Cecil485 (2:42:49 AM): Darryl Kile died at 33

Cecil485 (2:42:52 AM): i mean

Kotzenjunge (2:42:58 AM): These are also quite trivial people.

Cecil485 (2:42:59 AM): Kerry Von Erich died at 33, not Pillman

Kotzenjunge (2:43:04 AM): Sumner made things happen.

Cecil485 (2:43:05 AM): Eddie Gilbert died at 33

Kotzenjunge (2:43:26 AM): Sumner fucked your world up if you didn't pay attention to him.

Kotzenjunge (2:43:33 AM): Okay, okay. Someone major.

Kotzenjunge (2:43:37 AM): Charles Bell.

Cecil485 (2:43:46 AM): i assume he's the phone guy

Cecil485 (2:43:50 AM): because his last name is Bell

Kotzenjunge (2:43:50 AM): Wrong.

Cecil485 (2:43:53 AM): ok

Cecil485 (2:43:56 AM): then name a bigger name

Cecil485 (2:43:59 AM): BIGGER

Kotzenjunge (2:44:15 AM): He was the Constitutional Union Party Candidate in the four-way 1860 election. Any American History-taking college student would know that.

Cecil485 (2:44:19 AM): or you can just list a wrestler

Cecil485 (2:44:22 AM): this isn't a history course

Kotzenjunge (2:44:23 AM): Hell, I know that, and I'm not in college.

Cecil485 (2:44:26 AM): you don't have to list random no names to me

Kotzenjunge (2:44:30 AM): I think you've lost this one.

Kotzenjunge (2:44:44 AM): And "the phone guy" was Alexander Graham Bell, not Charles.

Cecil485 (2:44:48 AM): right

Cecil485 (2:44:59 AM): look at HHH

Cecil485 (2:45:00 AM): he declined

Cecil485 (2:45:01 AM): he is 33

Cecil485 (2:45:04 AM): he was better 28-32

Kotzenjunge (2:45:06 AM): Okay, bigger name, eh?

Cecil485 (2:45:07 AM): look at Kane

Cecil485 (2:45:09 AM): 35 years old now

Kotzenjunge (2:45:11 AM): All right, I'll pull out a bigger one.

Cecil485 (2:45:12 AM): he was better a few years ago

Cecil485 (2:45:13 AM): for sure

Cecil485 (2:45:14 AM): ok

Kotzenjunge (2:45:22 AM): William Penn.

Cecil485 (2:45:27 AM): don't know him

Cecil485 (2:45:30 AM): list someone today

Cecil485 (2:45:47 AM): Michael Jordan wishes it was 1991

Cecil485 (2:45:51 AM): back in his prime

Cecil485 (2:45:52 AM): 91-93

Kotzenjunge (2:45:54 AM): Founder of the Pennsylvania Colony and Quaker pioneer in the mid-to-late 1600s. I thought you said I could list anyone from American History?

Cecil485 (2:46:08 AM): american history from the 19th century to the 20th century

Cecil485 (2:46:10 AM): that was my course

Kotzenjunge (2:46:14 AM): Hell, he's got a financial company named after him.

Kotzenjunge (2:46:20 AM): Charles Sumner was in the mid-1800s.

Cecil485 (2:46:27 AM): didn't learn about him

Kotzenjunge (2:46:35 AM): Okay, how's about John C. Calhoun?

Cecil485 (2:46:39 AM): i heard of him

Kotzenjunge (2:46:42 AM): And?

Cecil485 (2:46:43 AM): but i forgot what he did

Kotzenjunge (2:46:46 AM): Tsk tsk.

Cecil485 (2:46:50 AM): i think

Cecil485 (2:46:56 AM): he was in the early 20th century

Cecil485 (2:47:04 AM): ran a big business

Cecil485 (2:47:06 AM): or was corrupt

Cecil485 (2:47:07 AM): or something

Cecil485 (2:47:11 AM): don't remember

Cecil485 (2:47:19 AM): can't argue him

Cecil485 (2:47:21 AM): because i don't remember him

Kotzenjunge (2:47:26 AM): Named one of the five greatest senators of all time, when at the time the age for the Senate was 34 and up. Big southern rights advocate. Died in 1853 at the age of 63.

Cecil485 (2:47:40 AM): 31 years past his prime

Kotzenjunge (2:47:45 AM): But he wasn't a senator yet.

Cecil485 (2:47:49 AM): Hennig died at 44

Cecil485 (2:47:53 AM): 12 years ago was 1991

Cecil485 (2:47:59 AM): people said Hennig peaked from 1987-1991

Cecil485 (2:48:00 AM): 28-32

Cecil485 (2:48:04 AM): when he was 28-32

Kotzenjunge (2:48:06 AM): Are you noticing what's happening here?

Cecil485 (2:48:12 AM): this isn't about me knowing people

Cecil485 (2:48:16 AM): this is about me arguing prime

Cecil485 (2:48:22 AM): i am not familiar with the people you are

Cecil485 (2:48:25 AM): and most people aren't either

Kotzenjunge (2:48:28 AM): I'm naming legitimate exceptions, and you're just spouting out wrestlers.

Cecil485 (2:48:38 AM): name much bigger names

Cecil485 (2:48:43 AM): or move to the sports category

Kotzenjunge (2:48:44 AM): You can say that prime applies to wrestling and sports, and I'd be perfectly happy.

Cecil485 (2:48:44 AM): or wrestling

Cecil485 (2:48:53 AM): name an actor

Kotzenjunge (2:48:54 AM): In fact, I'd agree.

Cecil485 (2:48:55 AM): today

Kotzenjunge (2:48:59 AM): Okay.

Kotzenjunge (2:49:01 AM): Vinnie Jones.

Cecil485 (2:49:06 AM): don't know him

Cecil485 (2:49:09 AM): Kevin Costnar is past his prime

Kotzenjunge (2:49:20 AM): Too bad Kevin Costner isn't.

Cecil485 (2:49:26 AM): that one is

Cecil485 (2:49:35 AM): Matt Damon's prime is running out

Cecil485 (2:49:38 AM): turns 33 later this year

Cecil485 (2:49:42 AM): Edward Norton turned 33 last year

Cecil485 (2:49:46 AM): Julia Roberts is old

Cecil485 (2:49:46 AM): 35

Cecil485 (2:49:48 AM): Meg Ryan is old too

Cecil485 (2:49:49 AM): 41

Kotzenjunge (2:49:49 AM): Okay, so actors, wrestlers, and athlethes.

Kotzenjunge (2:49:55 AM): I can accept that.

Cecil485 (2:50:00 AM): that you can name and i should be more familiar with than the others

Cecil485 (2:50:07 AM): i know people from all the categories

Cecil485 (2:50:17 AM): but the other ones, i don't know all the smaller names

Kotzenjunge (2:50:18 AM): Well, the actor one is still debatable, especially in the case of people like Brando, but I'd be perfectly happy with just those three categories.

Cecil485 (2:50:20 AM): that you listed

Kotzenjunge (2:50:27 AM): I named very prominent people.

Cecil485 (2:50:28 AM): Marlon Brando is past his prime

Cecil485 (2:50:37 AM): of old history

Kotzenjunge (2:50:37 AM): He's fat too.

Cecil485 (2:50:41 AM): yep

Cecil485 (2:50:50 AM): he wishes he could go back to his On the Waterfront days

Cecil485 (2:50:55 AM): back in his prime

Kotzenjunge (2:50:58 AM): I'll bet his metabolism has slowed down so much that he like, shits once a month or something.

Cecil485 (2:51:01 AM): Al Pacino is past his prime

Cecil485 (2:51:06 AM): Robert DeNiro is past his prime

Kotzenjunge (2:51:08 AM): How often do you shit?

Kotzenjunge (2:51:16 AM): It's about one every 20 hours for me.

Kotzenjunge (2:51:23 AM): *once

Cecil485 (2:51:25 AM): i don't

Cecil485 (2:51:40 AM): my body just happens to be better

Kotzenjunge (2:51:43 AM): You don't? Hmm, that could be a problem. Perhaps when you turn 28 you'll be able to.

Cecil485 (2:51:44 AM): if there is something that has too much germs

Cecil485 (2:51:46 AM): when i consume it

Cecil485 (2:51:49 AM): i immediately throw it up

Kotzenjunge (2:51:57 AM): Shitting isn't the result of germs.

Cecil485 (2:52:04 AM): it is

Cecil485 (2:52:07 AM): bacteria

Cecil485 (2:52:08 AM): waste

Kotzenjunge (2:52:09 AM): Boy, you ARE stupid, aren't you.

Cecil485 (2:52:10 AM): from food

Cecil485 (2:52:18 AM): that is why when you don't eat anything

Kotzenjunge (2:52:21 AM): No, what your body doesn't use and germs are different things.

Cecil485 (2:52:21 AM): you won't have to shit

Kotzenjunge (2:52:30 AM): And you also die.

Kotzenjunge (2:52:34 AM): Anyways, back to named.

Kotzenjunge (2:52:36 AM): *names.

Kotzenjunge (2:52:46 AM): Big, big name here:

Cecil485 (2:52:49 AM): name someone from the 20th century

Kotzenjunge (2:52:51 AM): J.D. Rockefeller.

Cecil485 (2:52:56 AM): i heard of him

Cecil485 (2:52:58 AM): forgot what he did

Kotzenjunge (2:53:05 AM): He's 20th Century.

Kotzenjunge (2:53:12 AM): Probably the richest man in history.

Kotzenjunge (2:53:29 AM): Anyways, wanna apply prime to him?

Cecil485 (2:53:32 AM): yes

Kotzenjunge (2:53:43 AM): Knock yourself, out, and provide evidence.

Cecil485 (2:53:51 AM): the prime rule

Cecil485 (2:53:54 AM): it hasn't been disproved

Cecil485 (2:53:58 AM): so it can be applied to anyone

Cecil485 (2:54:01 AM): until it is disproved

Cecil485 (2:54:05 AM): but i can't give any details about the man

Kotzenjunge (2:54:06 AM): But every name I've given you disproves it.

Cecil485 (2:54:10 AM): i can't say anything else other than the prime rule

Cecil485 (2:54:13 AM): list a MUCH bigger name

Cecil485 (2:54:16 AM): how about a name of today?

Kotzenjunge (2:54:16 AM): Okay.

Kotzenjunge (2:54:28 AM): I gave you names of today earlier, you claimed ignorance.

Cecil485 (2:54:38 AM): a bigger name

Cecil485 (2:54:45 AM): like Mariah Carey

Cecil485 (2:54:48 AM): her prime ends next month

Cecil485 (2:54:51 AM): when she turns 33

Kotzenjunge (2:55:07 AM): All right, King Fahd.

Cecil485 (2:55:10 AM): Gwen Stefani is past her prime

Cecil485 (2:55:11 AM): don't know him

Kotzenjunge (2:55:12 AM): Gimme evidence for him.

Cecil485 (2:55:18 AM): stop giving me ancient history

Cecil485 (2:55:21 AM): oh

Cecil485 (2:55:23 AM): let me guess

Kotzenjunge (2:55:23 AM): King of Saudi Arabia, big terrorist supporter.

Cecil485 (2:55:25 AM): he is from today

Cecil485 (2:55:30 AM): i know who saddam hussein is

Cecil485 (2:55:34 AM): not him

Cecil485 (2:55:36 AM): i know the BIG names

Cecil485 (2:55:39 AM): the names you hear every day

Cecil485 (2:55:41 AM): or a lot

Kotzenjunge (2:55:43 AM): Mohamed Atta.

Cecil485 (2:55:44 AM): from the mainstream

Cecil485 (2:55:46 AM): don't know him

Cecil485 (2:55:53 AM): i don't follow all this stuff like you do

Cecil485 (2:55:58 AM): i read general stuff

Cecil485 (2:56:03 AM): and follow wrestling closely

Kotzenjunge (2:56:09 AM): Carlos Muahad.

Cecil485 (2:56:10 AM): and sports somewhat too

Cecil485 (2:56:12 AM): don't know him

Kotzenjunge (2:56:15 AM): (I believe that's how you spell it)

Cecil485 (2:56:24 AM): i heard of osama bin laden

Cecil485 (2:56:28 AM): i heard of fidel castro

Kotzenjunge (2:56:35 AM): Okay, here's one for you.

Kotzenjunge (2:56:38 AM): Gerhard Shroeder.

Cecil485 (2:56:45 AM): heard of him i think

Cecil485 (2:56:55 AM): but don't know anything about him

Cecil485 (2:56:57 AM): list a bigger name

Cecil485 (2:57:01 AM): like Alan Greespan

Cecil485 (2:57:04 AM): *Greenspan

Kotzenjunge (2:57:12 AM): Okay, fine.

Kotzenjunge (2:57:17 AM): Tom Ridge.

Cecil485 (2:57:22 AM): don't know who he is

Cecil485 (2:57:32 AM): I know who George Bush is

Kotzenjunge (2:57:35 AM): Secretary of Homeland Security, your future American Dictator.

Cecil485 (2:57:40 AM): I know who Al Gore is

Cecil485 (2:57:44 AM): I know who Jeb Bush is

Kotzenjunge (2:57:49 AM): Katherine Harris.

Cecil485 (2:57:51 AM): I know COMMON names

Cecil485 (2:57:56 AM): her prime was 28-32

Kotzenjunge (2:58:02 AM): Wow, how insightful.

Cecil485 (2:58:03 AM): don't know much about her at all

Cecil485 (2:58:11 AM): other than she is the ugly ho from FL

Kotzenjunge (2:58:25 AM): Well, at least you know that much, so eloquently put.

Cecil485 (2:58:45 AM): So you agree that 28-32 is prime for sports and wrestling

Cecil485 (2:58:52 AM): that is why you aren't naming people from those areas

Cecil485 (2:58:54 AM): right?

Kotzenjunge (2:59:11 AM): Why would I disprove what I agree with?

Cecil485 (2:59:36 AM): well good that you agree with that

 

THEN...

 

Kotzenjunge: I'm adding you to my list, and we'll talk about other things tomorrow.

Cecil485: great

Kotzenjunge: I expect you to be FULL of chit-chat.

Cecil485: you went from no selling me to talking about things i didn't intend to talk about

Kotzenjunge: OMG~!!!!!!!11111 CONVERSATIONZ~~~~~111111

Kotzenjunge: That tends to happen, people DO talk over this program.

Kotzenjunge: Lkdg32 is now on my list.

Kotzenjunge: May I ask what that stands for?

Kotzenjunge: Do you have a problem with other topics?

Kotzenjunge: Hellooooooooo?

Kotzenjunge: Cecil? Lkdg? Whatever your name is?

Kotzenjunge: You alive over there?

Kotzenjunge: Scared of someone taking interest in you?

Kotzenjunge: Oh well, talk to you tomorrow, I guess.

Kotzenjunge: Toodles!

Cecil485: i was taking a piss

Cecil485: this is just one of my random AIM names

Cecil485: I have about 20 of them

Cecil485: Lkdg32 is my main screenname

Cecil485: on AOL

Kotzenjunge: That's why I've got it on my list.

Kotzenjunge: And you piss?

Cecil485: i drink water

Cecil485: water has no germs

Kotzenjunge: Wait, isn't urine full of germs?

Kotzenjunge: HA!

Cecil485: no

Cecil485: urine isn't actually

Cecil485: millions of people in china drink it

Kotzenjunge: Go drink some urine then.

Cecil485: urine is just waste

Cecil485: i do

Cecil485: its good

Kotzenjunge: Oh yeah, people looooooove the urine.

Cecil485: i enjoy it

Cecil485: they do

Cecil485: i sold my urine on ebay

Kotzenjunge: You're such a gimmick it isn't funny.

Cecil485: just kidding

Cecil485: no gimmick

Cecil485: look it up

Cecil485: MILLIONs

Cecil485: of people drink their own urine

Cecil485: its very healthy

Cecil485: NO germs

Kotzenjunge: Oh yeah.

Cecil485: crap HAS TONS of germs

Kotzenjunge: None at all.

Cecil485: don't touch crap

Cecil485: piss all over yourself

Kotzenjunge: I shan't.

Cecil485: that is good for you

Kotzenjunge: I'll try to do that.

Cecil485: if you even touch crap

Kotzenjunge: So when my dog pissed on the floor earlier, I should have licked it up?

Cecil485: yes

Cecil485: the floor is clean

Cecil485: dirt is dirt

Cecil485: it contains no more germs than water

Cecil485: but shit contains all the germs

Cecil485: shit is the only thing that has more germs than anything else

Cecil485: the main thing

Cecil485: there are some other things

Cecil485: but not to the same extent shit does

Kotzenjunge: So we should really be hurling shit at other armies instead of, say, nerve gas.

Cecil485: that would be a good idea

Kotzenjunge: I think so too.

Cecil485: save money

 

Ugh. It gets worse, but I doubt anyone wanted to see even this, so I won't post it. Or maybe I will out of boredom.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Urine is actually sterile, but it's not fit for drinking, even though people do it anyway.

 

Shit was actually used in warfare. The vietnamese built traps made of bamboo spears in pits, with shit caked on the ends of the spikes. Get stuck with one of those filthy things, and you're in trouble.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Want to see what he said when I asked him about himself further? I'm bored.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's your shit, do as you must.

 

I'm pretty indifferent to the whole prime thing, I was just pointing out the fun facts about human excrement.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, here's more! This dude is either a total gimmick or out of his mind:

 

Kotzenjunge: So anyways, let's talk about you.

Cecil485: can't

Cecil485: well

Kotzenjunge: Oh?

Kotzenjunge: Why not?

Cecil485: i'll talk for a few minutes

Cecil485: then i got to go

Cecil485: i used to piss in a cup

Cecil485: all the time

Cecil485: last year

Kotzenjunge: Got a picture or anything?

Cecil485: yep

Cecil485: but its pointless

Kotzenjunge: Lay it on me!

Cecil485: i can't control how i look

Cecil485: i can control how i act

Cecil485: i mean

Cecil485: i can control how i look and act

Cecil485: and can't

Cecil485: because i have genes

Cecil485: and i'm born a certain way

Cecil485: but i can comb my hair

Cecil485: i look normal

Kotzenjunge: So you're just going to explode one day, when you turn 33 because you can control yourself but you can't.

Cecil485: the way you look has nothing to do with the way you act

Kotzenjunge: So you're a big carbon contradiction blob.

Cecil485: well it does, but not automatically by science

Cecil485: 33+ you decline

Cecil485: i'll just be old then

Kotzenjunge: Look, I was just curious how you looked.

Cecil485: i used to piss in a cup

Cecil485: last year

Cecil485: about 50+ times

Kotzenjunge: I wasn't about to say "OMG!!! UR HOTTTTTTTT!!!!" or anything.

Cecil485: it was just easy

Kotzenjunge: Yeah, great.

Cecil485: because of my roommates

Kotzenjunge: What about the picture?

Cecil485: didn't want to see them

Cecil485: or their random girls that they invited over

Cecil485: then they would annoy me

Kotzenjunge: Hey, nothing wrong with random girls.

Cecil485: because i'm not interested in what they do

Kotzenjunge: You shoulda bagged a few of them.

Kotzenjunge: You aren't? What, are you gay or something?

Cecil485: i rather bag a dog

Cecil485: or jack off to a flower

Cecil485: you don't need a relationship to do that

Kotzenjunge: What college do you go to?

Cecil485: Yale

Kotzenjunge: Really now.

Kotzenjunge: I guess those Ivy Leaguers are more eccentric than I thought.

Cecil485: i'm not eccentric

Cecil485: though

Cecil485: i worry about something

Cecil485: my timing

Cecil485: don't know if you are born with it

Cecil485: or it comes with experience

Kotzenjunge: Well, you could use some timing practice.

Cecil485: i mean when you are walking on a sidewalk

Kotzenjunge: I mean, if these are all jokes, your timing is killing them.

Cecil485: the different circumstances, know when to look at a person

Cecil485: or to no sell them

Cecil485: i'm getting better

Cecil485: but i want to be 100%

Cecil485: i think i'm very good

Kotzenjunge: So anyways, do you live in New Haven or at Yale itself?

Cecil485: just when i think about something

Cecil485: i don't concentrate on looking normal

Kotzenjunge: Or do you live in Cambridge?

Cecil485: i'm disappointed, i thought i would automatically do so

Cecil485: so they wouldn't look at me

Cecil485: like i violated a norm

Cecil485: because i did not look at them

Cecil485: or i did not look straight

Kotzenjunge: Okay dude, enough of the pyschobabble.

Cecil485: and looked slightly to the right

Cecil485: while i was thinking about something

Kotzenjunge: I'm asking you simple questions.

Cecil485: no

Cecil485: i go to Florida Atlantic University

Kotzenjunge: What happened to Yale?

Cecil485: i don't go there

Kotzenjunge: You said you did.

Cecil485: right

Cecil485: what's your point?

Kotzenjunge: So you lied.

Cecil485: What's your point?

Cecil485: it's for your reaction

Kotzenjunge: My reaction, eh?

Cecil485: so i learn more about you

Cecil485: the way you react to things

Kotzenjunge: Yes, you're just picking me apart as this goes on, aren't you.

Kotzenjunge: Okay then, evaluate me.

Kotzenjunge: Give me a preliminary evaluation, based on our conversation so far.

Cecil485: not now

Cecil485: going to sleep

Cecil485: no sold

Cecil485: ok bye

Kotzenjunge: What>?

Kotzenjunge: No sold?

Cecil485: ?

Cecil485: yes

Kotzenjunge: You use "no sold" THAT often?

Cecil485: yes

Cecil485: it is a good term

Kotzenjunge: I agree.

Cecil485: when someone hears you, but ignores you

Cecil485: they don't react

Kotzenjunge: Yes, I know what it means.

Kotzenjunge: So anyways, you really didn't tell me anything about yourself.

Kotzenjunge: Nothing about your favorite music, food, taste in women, nothing.

 

Previous message was not received by Cecil485 because of error: User Cecil485 is not available.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

I stopped reading when he didn't know who Kylie Minogue is. How old is he, 12?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That's what I'M saying, Mike.

 

As a follow-up to all of this, he hasn't come online yet today. I think I was actually blocked by him.

 

The moral of the story? Get Prime off your back by showing an interest in him.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Prime's thoughts on Valentine's Day:

 

Kotzenjunge: Hey dude, what's up?

Kotzenjunge: Hello?

Lkdg32: no sold

Kotzenjunge: Erm, yeah, anyways, what's going on? Didn't have any plans for tonight?

Lkdg32: no

Lkdg32: i have to study

Lkdg32: i have 3 exams next week

Kotzenjunge: But dude, it's freaking Valentine's Day! Gotta get out and schmooze! Studying can be done tomorrow night,.

Lkdg32: i don't have much time to do all this stuff

Lkdg32: that most people do

Lkdg32: that requires a relationship

Kotzenjunge: Not really.

Lkdg32: and that takes a lot of time away

Lkdg32: all i have time for is going to class and follow wrestling

Kotzenjunge: Ever hear of casual sex and/or one night stands?

Lkdg32: and surf the net

Kotzenjunge: Dude, everyone's got time for pussy.

Kotzenjunge: Gotta make time for pussy.

Lkdg32: What's the difference between that and jacking off to a flower or a mango?

Lkdg32: same thing

Lkdg32: except you aren't actually having sex with a flower or mango

Lkdg32: then what about a dog?

Lkdg32: i don't have sex with dogs, i'm just saying its the same thing

Kotzenjunge: Dude, you ever actually HAD sex before? It's great!

Kotzenjunge: I mean, whacking is great and all, but someone else being present, and I don't mean them just watching, is great!

Lkdg32: if people don't jack off to quality wrestling, why shoudl they jack off to fine women?

Lkdg32: *should

Kotzenjunge: I mean, you could have very easily gone out and gotten laid tonight with no reprocussions tomorrow.

Kotzenjunge: You said you looked pretty handsome.

Lkdg32: no

Lkdg32: i didn't say anything

Kotzenjunge: And I'm not saying to jack off, I'm saying to go out and actually stick that thing in someone else instead of manipulating yourself.

Lkdg32: other than saying i can only alter what i look like, i didn't genetically create me

Kotzenjunge: Ah well, they don't care.

Kotzenjunge: Ever had a girlfriend?

Kotzenjunge: Oh, of course you have.

Lkdg32: no

Kotzenjunge: You've probably had one or two by now, being in college and all.

Lkdg32: i have no friends

Kotzenjunge: No? Just never wanted one or what?

Lkdg32: don't have the time

Kotzenjunge: It doesn't take that much effort to follow wrestling. Even Scott Keith, KING OF WRESTLING NERDS, has time to go out and get blasted occassionally.

Kotzenjunge: I mean, you could be spending that internet time socializing with people.

Kotzenjunge: You ever intend on getting married?

Kotzenjunge: Or just a Bachelor for Life, refusing to be chained down by matrimony?

Lkdg32: Hard for a smark to get married

Lkdg32: Because there aren't many females who are smarks

Kotzenjunge: They've done it.

Kotzenjunge: Oh, you don't need a female who LOVES wrestling, just one who doesn't mind it.

Lkdg32: Smarks spend too much time following wrestling, won't have time for the wife

Kotzenjunge: I'm a smark, and I intend to get married one day.

Lkdg32: I rather not have one

 

Then he told me how he didn't have time to listen to music or talk to other people.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And it's OVER!!! He's left me alone after this:

 

Kotzenjunge: Sup, bubs?

Kotzenjunge: You never told me what your name meant.

Kotzenjunge: Is Lkdg your initials or something?

Lkdg32: doesn't mean anything

Lkdg32: random characters

Kotzenjunge: Ah.

Kotzenjunge: And the 32 is obvious, of course.

Lkdg32: 32 is the best year

Lkdg32: i mean best age

Kotzenjunge: Like I said, obvious why you have that.,

Lkdg32: what did bob barron say to you about me

Kotzenjunge: He hasn't spoken to me since Tuesday night.

Kotzenjunge: So I don't know what you're talking about.

Lkdg32: he mentioned Kylie Monlogue or whatever the name is

Kotzenjunge: It's Minogue.

Kotzenjunge: Just because he mentioned her means nothing.

Kotzenjunge: My surprise at your not knowing who she was was based on how everyone else I speak to does know who she is.

Kotzenjunge: So anyways, let's not talk about other people, it's impolite.

Kotzenjunge: Let's talk about you some more. You interest me greatly.

Lkdg32: why?

Kotzenjunge: What's your real name? I can't just call you Lkdg, it doesn't even have a vowel!

Lkdg32: no sold

Lkdg32: i have a regular name

Lkdg32: so it doesn't matter

Kotzenjunge: Yeah, so anyways, what's your regular name? You probably know mine.

Lkdg32: i don't remember my name

Lkdg32: i know my social security number though

Kotzenjunge: Hmm, that's oddly fitting, considering the times we live in.

Kotzenjunge: Of course, you do remember your name, you just choose not to divulge it.

Lkdg32: i don't, because giving a name is not required anymore

Lkdg32: and i haven't used it since elementary school

Lkdg32: all you need in today's world is a social security number

Kotzenjunge: So... what did you put on your papers for school?

Kotzenjunge: Your driver's license?

Lkdg32: school ID number

Kotzenjunge: But... wouldn't the school ID number be pretty useless once you were out of that particular school?

Lkdg32: *student ID number

Lkdg32: i have my social security number

Kotzenjunge: I mean, I don't know of a single person who doesn't have their name on their driver's license.

Kotzenjunge: I mean, what if you get pulled over?

Lkdg32: i don't have a driver's license

Kotzenjunge: Thank goodness.

Kotzenjunge: Still live with the parents, eh.

Lkdg32: i live in a dorm

Lkdg32: after college i will live with my mom to save money

Kotzenjunge: What will you do to earn money though? What do you intend to do for a living after school?

Lkdg32: preach prime

Lkdg32: people preach religion and they make money off of it

Kotzenjunge: That pays well, does it.

Lkdg32: i will preach prime

Kotzenjunge: So why are you bothering with college?

Lkdg32: yes

Lkdg32: to get my prime degree

Kotzenjunge: They have Prime degrees now?

Lkdg32: yes

Kotzenjunge: Strange, I'm at your university's website and it isn't listed as a possible major.

Lkdg32: its not a major

Kotzenjunge: Then you can't have a degree in it. Your major becomes your degree.

Lkdg32: not in this case

Kotzenjunge: Dude, just be honest. You don't go to college.

Lkdg32: i do

Kotzenjunge: In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if you had internet access at an institution and that's how you can come on and talk to people.

Lkdg32: ?

Kotzenjunge: You strike me as a terribly deluded person with a horribly skewed perspective on life who is doomed to utter and inevitable failure due to his own mental handicaps. I tried to speak to you like a normal person, but you insist on talking in circles in an attempt to seem important and worth the air you breathe. Unfortunately, you're probably just some little 14 year old punk who comes on and talks to all strangers in your unique brand of pyschobabble, and labels it as a hilarious joke for all of his imaginary friends. I truly pity you, and look forward to fucking your mother so you can have a sane brother.

Kotzenjunge: Good night, and goodbye.

 

Good to know he won't bother me again at least.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I had a convo with him a few nights ago. Him and his super sneaky multiple names. Threatened that he would IM me with many random names leading to me changing my AIM name. It was funny really.

 

I wish I had his kind of free time on my hands.

[Guest Ram]

I'm not sure who this Prime guy is, but Kotz, where are you getting these muscle car pictures from?

 

Yesterday's (Mustang, was it?) I meant to print out or save or something. Muscle cars kick ass.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Go to CarDomain.com. Every fucking car that's ever existed almost is on there. You can learn a lot just by find out new companies and models of cars.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm insulted that none of the Yugo owners posted serious photos of their vehicles.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What are you talking about? The very first one I clicked was a serious picture exhibition.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Really? Which model?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I just select "All Models" for a company if they don't have a lot, like in Yugo's case.

[Guest SP-1]

Cecil485 (2:41:33 AM): Jesus's prime was 28-32

 

Considering Jesus started around thirty and is believed to have ministered for 4 years before his crucifiction, he surpasses the Prime theory by two years.

 

Oh . . . and that Jesus is an eternal being (the whole being God thing), kind of means Prime spans of greatness don't apply to him.

 

Sorry, I found that quote funny.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The funny part is that the names you might not recognize are most likely names of my friends that I threw in there to see if he'd claim to known them.

[Guest DrTom]

Considering Jesus started around thirty and is believed to have ministered for 4 years before his crucifiction, he surpasses the Prime theory by two years.

Maybe if he weren't past his prime by two years, he could have gotten down from the cross. But NO, age and diminishing skills come calling for everyone, even the divine...

 

 

 

 

 

(Please note tongue firmly planted in cheek, on both counts)

[Guest SP-1]

Ahhh, BUT, it was part of a well executed (no pun intended) plan. He came back, after all. I'd say pulling off a plan like that defies the prime theory.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Prime tried to strike me today. However I was just straight attacked him

 

SMGMJHFan: SMGMJHFan: I'm not interested in prime but I'm interested in you

Lkdg32: then this conversation is over

 

Simple phrase...worked like a charm.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The moral of the story? Get Prime off your back by showing an interest in him.

I said this was how to deal with him already. STOP TAKING MY CREDIT AND... STUFF!!

[Guest DawnBTVS]

I never took credit but if you want me to, I always could

[Guest Brian]

Hennig's best match was carrying a 52 year old Bowinkel for sixty minutes in 1986. If that's not prime, I don't know what is.

[Guest DrTom]

I'd say pulling off a plan like that defies the prime theory.

Oh yeah? Well, um... it doesn't count because His daddy had to do a run-in! And all those prophets talking about everything years before it happened just killed the kayfabe! I mean, not one person marked out when He walked out of that tomb.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, only a **1/4 miracle. It had potential for so much more.

[Guest SP-1]

:lol:

 

So would you call Paul a tag partner? Or is Paul the Meltzer of biblical history? Going around explaining all the backstage intricacies of JesusMania.

 

i need sleep.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

HHH=Hunter Hearst Harad.