Hello there...

[Guest PimpDaddySarp]

Hello everyone! Just dropping by to say hello. I'm glad to see this thing is still going strong. It makes an old vet like myself feel good that maybe I had something to do with the success of this fed, which is still and will always the best e-fed in the world! Like ol PDS and his Kickass Sunglasses, nothing is better than the SWF. Granted, if I wanted to come out of retirement I don't think I could even compete with what you guys do now. Back in my day, my Clusterfuck match at over 7,000 was a monster, and now you guys write 10,000 word matches for your weekly shows! I don't know how you guys keep it up consistently, but I hope you continue to do so. This fed was a very important part of my life for a while and I hope it has the same effect for all you. Good luck to all,

 

PDS

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Holy shit, it's PDS!

 

Always an honor to meet one of the guys that got this thing started. Welcome.

[Guest Grand Slam]

Well well well...

 

Good to see you PDS. Welcome to the new boards.

[Guest Ace309]

So you're PDS, eh?

 

::fires up wordpad::

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

::marks out for PDS and puts on some Kick-Ass sunglasses in honor::

 

It's Pimp Daddy Fuckin' Sarp! Hell yeah!! Welcome to our new humble abode, PDS. I'd like to see you come back, but, an occassional Agony of Defeat to a n00b or two would do well, also

 

And I think that these 95 underage Mexican whores that Galatea and I have been saving are yours. As well as copious amounts of alcohol.

 

::remembers when PDS gave NTD the Agony of Defeat on a duck pond::

 

That's what e-feding was all about. No long ass matches, just short ones. And no long ass promos, either (I'm looking at you, Cast), just short ones where you had a clever disguise and hit your finisher on your opponent in a cool location.

 

POMP DODDY SORP FOR LIFE, BITCHES!!

[Guest Thoth]

Holy shit, man! You know, if you're gonna stick around, there are non-writing things you can do for the fed. I do a weekly audio show, the latest one in which I screwed up and called Divefire the first CF champ.

 

I'm really sorry about that, by the way.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Wow, PDS. You never met me, but I do stuff around here. Honor to meet you. Good to see that the vets are still around.

[Guest Crowe]

Hey.

 

I don't think I know you.

[Guest redbaron51]

PDS stills remembers me...

 

hopefully

[Guest crusen86]

Hi.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Whooo, hiya PDS. It's good to see a founding father of this federation find us.

[Guest Pa|adin]

PDS. *nods*

[Guest Insanityman]

Dude! Awesome, it's P-D-S! How goes it?

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

!!!

 

Rawk, it's teh Pimp Daddy Sarp. Well, in honor of him... the first even decent match of all time... and at the PPV that started it all...

 

 

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Pimp Daddy Sarp v. NTD

(ICTV Title, Stariway to Hell match)

 

(Side note: This is quite lengthy. I went into the history of our conflict so everyone would see why we hate each other so much. Admittedly, I stole the idea from Drew. All the conversation that takes place during the “video” is from old posts. They tell the story better than anything else could… Also, some derogatory remarks have been edited out for the sake of not offending anyone… these remarks now read with *’s.)

 

Mr. G.: This next match should be one hell of a contest. NTD and Pimp Daddy Sarp have been at odds for most of their time here in the IGNWF, and even when they formed a tentative bond in FTW, it was quickly broken as PDS was ousted from the group. What do you guys think about this one?

 

Nervous Sheep: I think PDS is ready to take it to the next level. He has always impressed in the ring, but has yet to hold singles gold here in the IGNWF. I think he will take this opportunity and run with it.

 

Ben: Do you ever shut up? NTD is a former World Champ! And, like you said, PDS has never even held a singles title! And the tag title had to be handed to him! I think it will be good match, but NTD is a proven winner, I am going with him.

 

Nervous Sheep: If you wanna talk about titles being handed to people, lets talk about NTD! How did he get the world title? Rane had to give it to him while he was recouperating from an injury! And then NTD went and lost it to G.O.A.T. out of nowhere! Next time, think before you talk!

 

Ben: Don’t make me hit you with my chair…

 

Mr. G.: Guys! Both of you shut up! I will not have my matches ruined by your bickering! I am putting a lot of stake into this match since it has such a history! I am expecting great heat! The last thing I need is for you two jackasses ruining it by getting into a fight! Keep your emotions in check for this one.

 

Ben: It’s hard to do when he is being so stupid…

 

Mr. G.: Enough! Let’s take a look at the history between these two:

 

HISTORY OF MATCH BEGINS HERE…

 

[Cue Video] PDS and NTD had very little in common. Their careers in the IGNWF had hardly crossed paths, with the exception of a little bickering here and there. When the commisioner of the IGNWF, Jayson G, formed his Corporation, however, NTD and PDS found themselves left out in the cold. Not wanting to face the corporation alone, NTD came to PDS with an interesting offer:

 

NTD: yo pimp we should be in our own stable because we won't be able to do anything alone me you curry man?

 

PDS: Alright, NTD, in the interest of protecting our asses, let's just let bygones be bygones and put this whole thing behind us. I'll even cook curry up some gumbo.

 

And so, FTW was formed. FTW would go on to briefly fued with The Corporation, until Corporate member Drew shrewdly booked a King Of The Ring Tournament. At this tournament, all three members of FTW advanced to the final triple threat match to determine #1 contendership for the world title. An interesting development, to say the least, and one that did not go unnoticed by PDS:

 

PDS: I think an interesting story could develop if FTW all had to face each other in the triple threat... can you say "dissension" heh heh.

 

Needless to say, this didn’t sit well with NTD, who thought PDS was planning something for fellow FTWers Curry Man and NTD:

 

NTD: anyways LIMP PADDY UNSHARP

you really think there will be problems in FTW well since your in it and you think there will be problems YOUR ASS IS FIRED(out of the FTW) AND AFTER I WIN THE WORLD BELT I WILL MAKE U MY PERSONAL BITCH!!!

 

PDS’s response was, well…. interesting….

 

PDS: You know something, I was sitting in the back, and I was hurting from a grueling match with Diablo, but that was physical pain, and I have always been able to deal with that. But then NTD came out here and cut a promo about dissension in FTW, and he said I was the problem, and he fired me. Well, that caused a whole new pain. Emotional pain. Often, that is the hardest pain to endure. Usually I cope with it by spending a love filled night with my ladies, but in this case, the physical pain would kick in and make that impossible. So let me just say, let me BEG NTD not to fire me. I would have nothing without FTW... Sure, I am a better wrestler than those two, but what is wrestling skills when you don't have FRIENDS??? Friends, companionship, is what everyone needs to get through the daily grind of life. And when I say companionship, I don't mean the companionship that Curry and NTD share... that's a story for a different day... But anyway, what I am saying is PLEASE don't do this to me... I... I am weak...

(PDS pauses to compose himself)

And when we have our match, let me just say, may the best man win, and, hey, no hard feelings when I do, okay? See, even though I am hurting, I possess an uncanny ability to persevere, similar to the uncanny ability NTD has to love another man... oops, again, thats a story for a different day. But, NTD, even if you don't reconsider, that's okay... you can have the first shot at my title, just to show you how much I respect you... similar to the way you respect Curry's ass... there I go again getting off subject. But you see, I am emotionally distraught. Think how you would feel if you caught Curry in bed with another man? Well, thats how I feel now, now that my friends are deserting me...

 

NTD almost bought it… almost…

 

NTD: limp paddy unsharp you know i felt your pain for awhile and i thought that i might consider to let you back in but then i read your remarks about me being ***.

let me say to everyone i am not ***. and also if i was to play the *** name game i would name YOU. I EVEN HAD TO PUT U IN THE *** CLOSET where x-*** is kept to make u so unhorny for curry's curry. i even have video proof!

look at the titantron! (the

e video shows limp trying to put the moves on curry and then being put in the closet of ****)

so limp i will once again so u know that i'm FIRING YOUR LIMP PADDY ASS!

 

PDS responded in more typical PDS fashion, and the fued was officially born:

 

PDS: Let me clear some things up. First of all, what I said before, the only thing I meant in it is when I called NTD and Curry ***... and that I was a better wrestler than the two of them, and that I will win the #1 Contendership...Ah hell, I meant everything except the part about me begging to get back in to FTW... You know, I had an elaborate plan where I would pretend to REALLY want in FTW, and then, brutally attack them after the Triple Threat match, but then I realized... Why do that, when it is just as easy to say straigh out that I am going to kick your asses! All the time, I carried FTW... NTD, YOU SUCK! You were handed a championship, and you thought that made you great, well it didn't! And Curry, you have potential, but as long as you associate with your boyfriend over there, you will never reach it! So, you suck too! And I am not talking about what you do to NTD... There I go, getting off subject again. Similar to how you to "get off" on each other! Hey, I was at the strategy meetings, I saw the look in the two of your's eyes! And why did it take two of you to go get coffee? And how long does it take to pour said cup of coffee? I wasn't born yesterday. I know how you two swing! So I am fired from FTW? Oh damn. Darn. Guess I'll have to be successful on my own, what a shame. You two, will never make it, because you are too far stuck up each other's asses to put out good matches! So Drew, yeah, I accept your offer! **** FTW! You made my day when you fired me, sorry I didn't "fit the mold" of what you were expecting in a "partner" NTD, and I am not talking in the ring! So during the triple threat match, I want you two to promise you won't try ** **** **. Because, then, literally, you will be some bitches. I don't even know if I want you as my personal bitch, because I don't know if that will excite you or not? So when you go to bed tonight next to each other, ***** *** *** **** ****** ***** ** ***, rest assured knowing that I will quite simply beat your ass, no questions asked! And no, NTD, no the way you beat Curry's ass.

 

Bitter words. When the time came for the triple threat match, FTW was in shambles. The anger between NTD and PDS caused them to cost each other the match, and it allowed Curry to walk away. This only enraged PDS more:

 

PDS: NTD, I have had enough of your ****. You cost me the triple threat match and you have been a thorn in my side for too long now. Stupidly, you fired me from FTW. Let me tell you, it is much better to have me on your side than fighting you, but you made you decision and you will have to pay the consequences. You will get yours in due time.

But I have to talk to Mr. G. right now. I have gone too long without a title. I got this tag title, but I didn't earn it. I want to earn a title, Mr. G. Since I don't deserve a world title shot, I want the winner of Diablo and NTD ICTV title match, at the PPV. And I gotta tell ya, I hope you win NTD, because I would enjoy nothing more than to kick your ass and take the only thing you have left. But whoever I fight, one thing is certain, they will become my personal BITCH!

 

The match between DD and NTD never happened, so NTD remained ICTV champion. However, NTD still refused to answer PDS’s challenge. After a second plea fell on deaf ears, PDS came out one last time and gave an omen that would haunt NTD until the PPV…

 

PDS: Excuse me, excuse me! If I could be serious for just a moment, I am damn sick and tired of being ignored around here! Two times, NTD, two times, I called you out and challenged for you ICTV title at the PPV, and two times, you have ignored me! Well, if I have to make your life a living hell until you grant me what I rightfully deserve, than that is exactly what I am going to do! In your matches, in the locker room, in the parking lot, in your car, at your house... I could be anywhere waiting to beat your ass! You think your better than me? PROVE IT! You kicked me out of that joke of a clique FTW? Even though that was the best thing to happen in my career, it showed blatant disrespect for my wrestling, blatant disrespect for me as human being, blatant disrespect for my kickass sunglasses. So, Mr. G., sign the match, so he can't run with his title any longer, and NTD, I promise you, after I kick your ass, you will respect me, and you will become my PERSONAL BITCH! You see, you have no choice. Believe that!

 

PDS got the match, and stayed true to his word that he would make NTD’s life a living hell, as he proceeded to victimize NTD in a series of brutal assaults!

 

Assault 1: NTD is sitting in the locker room when PDS runs in and attacks him! He throws NTD into the lockers, picks up a chair, and levels him with it! Then, he picks up NTD and hits The Agony of Defeat on the chair! Officials run in and save NTD from further beating... but for how long?

 

Assault 2: The scene is a hospital room. NTD is lying in the bed recovering from the beating PDS gave him in the locker room. The doctor walks in...

Doc: I got some good news and some bad news for ya, NTD.

NTD: What's the good news?

Doc: Well, you should be able to recover by Genesis, barring any future beatings.

NTD: That's a relief, and the bad news?

Doc: YOU ARE DUE FOR ANOTHER BEATING RIGHT NOW!!!

In a flash, the doctor removes his mask... IT' PIMP DADDY SARP! PDS begins beating on NTD, grabs him out of the bed and throws him into the wall. He grabs a chair and whacks NTD over the head! NTD slumps to the floor! PDS picks up NTD, AND HITS THE AGONY OF DEFEAT INTO NTD's SOILED BEDPAN!!!!

PDS: I told you, your life will be a living hell, and if you think I am done, you got something else coming to you, BITCH!!!

The siren goes off at the hospital...CODE BLUE!! CODE BLUE!!

heh...

 

Assault 3: The scene is NTD's front lawn. He is slowly mowing his grass, he can't move very well at all with the injuries he has sustained. He is wearing a neckbrace and his arm is in a sling. Suddenly, PDS comes out of nowhere and hits him with a chair! He slumps to the ground. PDS picks him up and hits the AGONY OF DEFEAT ON THE LAWNMOWER!!!

PDS: It still ain't over, not by a long shot. I ain't done with ya, BITCH!!

Kids are seen on the street laughing at the mangled body of NTD.

PDS pops back on the scene: BAAANNNGGGG!!!!

heh heh

 

Assault 4: A small park. NTD slowly nears a park bench. He needs a walker to get around. He sits on the bench next to someone who is reading a newspaper. NTD relaxes and looks out into the pretty duckpond.

NTD (to man): Such beautiful weather, isn't it?

Man: ...

NTD: And this pond is so pretty... this is just what I need to relax before my big match at IGNWF Genesis!

Man: ...

NTD: You don't talk much, do you?

Man: Little banged up, eh? You feeling any better?

NTD: Uh... Well... I guess, a little...

Man: I am sorry to hear that!

Just then, the man drops the newspaper...IT'S PIMP DADDY SARP (okay, you saw that one coming)! He clocks NTD with a right, gives NTD a DDT on the concrete, picks up the bench, and SMACKS NTD with it! NTD slumps to the ground... PDS picks him up AND HITS THE AGONY OF DEFEAT IN THE DUCKPOND!!!

PDS: Believe or not, NTD, this NEVER gets old!!! And this weekend, at Genesis, you will be my PERSONAL BITCH, once again! Believe THAT!!

Before exiting, PDS throws a bread crumbs on NTD's limp, mangled body, and the ducks proceed to attack the fallen wrestler and eat the crumbs...

heh heh heh...

 

Assault 5: NTD staggers out to the ring with Curry Man by his side...

 

NTD: All right, Limp Paddy Unsharp, this has gotten old! You can jump me all you want, but the fact remains that at Genesis, not only will I retain my ICTV Title in a Stairway to Hell match, but me and Curry will regain the tag straps from you and Rane! And there is nothing you can do about it! All this jumping from behind bullsh*t ain't gonna cut it, because at Genesis, it's gonna be face to face, man to man, and now it's personal, and you will go down. There is no other option for you but defeat!

Curry: I'm hot! I'm spicy! And...

NTD: Curry, you are looking taller and heavier today...

Curry: I'm hot! I'm spicy! And...

Curry removes his mask! It's PDS under the mask, impersonating Curry!

PDS: ...And I am going to make you my personal bitch, Right here, Right now!!!

PDS and NTD begin fighting, but in NTD weakened state, he is easily overpowered. PDS hits a brainbuster, and follows up with a cradle piledriver!! PDS goes outside and grabs a ladder from under the ring!

PDS climbs to the top rope!! HE is holding the ladder! What is he going to do? FROGSPLASH OFF THE TOP WITH THE LADDER! NTD begins coughing up blood..

PDS picks up NTD and ties him in the ropes. He goes out and grabs a chair, comes back in AND LEVELS A DEFENSELESS NTD IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!! ANOTHER SHOT!!! ANOTHER!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!

PDS grabs NTD from the ropes! He is going for the Agony of Defeat on a chair!! But, before he can get it off, Curry Man comes running down and levels PDS with the chair! Curry hits the Spicy Drop on PDS!! Leg-hook DDT on the chair!! PDS is out!

Rane rushes down to ringside as Curry clears out carrying an unconscious NTD on his shoulders...

Rane tends to PDS as we fade to black...

 

Assault 6: NTD really has to go to the bathroom... he opens the door to the bathroom, only to get jumped by PDS!!!

PDS throws NTD into the wall, grabs him on the rebound, and hits a Sambo Suplex on the tiled floor!!

PDS opens the stall door... and hits an Electric Chair Drop!! NTD's head cracks into the toilet! OUCH!!!

PDS picks up NTD AND HITS THE AGONY OF DEFEAT INTO THE TOILET!!!

NTD's head is in the toilet!!!

Always a proper gentleman, PDS flushes the toilet before he leaves. Unfortunately, the large piece of crap that is lodged in it causes it to overflow.

PDS looks around and quietly exits, so nobody knows who left the mess in the bathroom...

heh heh heh heh....

 

NTD responded in typical NTD fashion, by commiting a crazy act of violence against PDS:

 

NTD strikes back: NTD is being pulled in a stroller

all of a sudden PDS attacks NTD from behind

but NTD hits him with the baby stroller and then spicoli drivers him

PDS has a concussion says JR with his crazy cowboy hat

 

All this violence, this hatred has built up to this fateful, historical PPV, the first in IGNWF history! Get ready, NTD and PDS are ready to tear each others heads off!!!

 

Mr. G.: Quite a past. The time is now! Let’s get the introductions…

 

MATCH BEGINS HERE!!!

 

Ring Announcer: The following contest, scheduled for one-fall, is for the IGN Wrestling Federation ICTV Title, and is a Stairway to Hell Match! In a Stairway to Hell Match, the match is decided by pinfall, however, a ladder has been set up outside the ring, and is to be used as a weapon, and also to grab the weapon you see hanging from the rafters, a chair wrapped in a towel soaked with kerosene! Use your imagination, people…

 

[The song "Get Your Roll On" by the Big Tymers blares over the speakers as the lights in the arena go off. The entrance way lights up with a deep blue light as strobe lighting kicks in acroos the arena. After a few seconds, Pimp Daddy Sarp appears with SMH by his side, and begins the walk to ringside. When he gets to the ring, he stands on the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as pyrotechnics go off behind him.]

 

[“Amityville” by Eminem kicks up as NTD makes his entrance. NTD is ready for a battle, as he charges the ring… AND THE MATCH BEGINS!]

 

[both wrestlers meet each other in the ring and immediately begin trading punches. NTD gets the best of PDS and floors him with a big right. PDS gets right back up and is met with a beautiful dropkick. Back up, NTD hits a boot to the stomach and a nice DDT.}

 

Ben: PDS looks off his game. NTD is really getting the best of him here!

 

Nervous Sheep: I have to agree, but I don’t expect NTD’s advantage to last longer. PDS gets mad REALLY QUICKLY!

 

[NTD stomps away on PDS, then picks him up. A vertical suplex is blocked by PDS and reversed into one of his own. PDS picks up NTD, irish whip, tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! PDS picks him up again and punches him a few times before whipping him into the corner. PDS sets up NTD on the top rope, he is going for a superplex! But, NTD reverses it and HITS A SUPERPLEX OF THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR!}

 

Mr. G.: OH MY GOD! This match may be over already!

 

Nervous Sheep: You’re starting to sound like Vince McMahon on commentary, quit over-exaggerating! PDS can recover from that! I think…

 

[NTD takes this opportunity to go for some weapons. His choice: the trusty steel chair! He comes back over where PDS is lying, and BRAINS him with the chair! Next, he puts the chair on the ground and hits a piledriver on it!]

 

Ben: NTD is looking really great…

 

Nervous Sheep: I may have to rethink my prediction…

 

[Next, NTD rolls PDS into the ring and takes him down with a head and arm suplex! NTD goes outside and goes for the ladder. By the time he has gotten the ladder back to the ring, however, PDS has recovered enough to hit a baseball slide through the ropes, kicking the ladder back into NTD’s face!]

 

Mr. G.: NTD went for the ladder too early in the match.

 

Ben: What a startling observation Mr. G. You are SO quick on your feet.

 

Mr. G.: I own this company, I can fire your ass if you don’t shut up!

 

Nervous Sheep: Heh..

 

[PDS goes outside where NTD is lying and kicks him a few times. He grabs the ladder and DRIVES it into the ribs of his opponent! Again! AGAIN!! Next, he sets the ladder on top of NTD, and goes to the top rope! He hits a huge splash onto the ladder on NTD!!!]

 

Nervous Sheep: That took a lot out of PDS too!

 

[PDS is hurting, but he is first to his feet. He picks up NTD and goes for a powebomb on the ladder, but NTD reverses it into a back body drop. NTD slides the ladder in the ring to get it out of the way for now. NTD goes to the top rope… AND HITS A PERFECT DRAGONRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE ALL THE WAY ONTO PDS WHO IS STANDING ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!!]

 

Ben: HOLY CRAP! THAT”S JUST UNBELIEVABLE!

 

Crowd: HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!!

 

[NTD rolls PDS into the ring and hits him in the gut with the ladder a few times before setting the ladder up in the corner! He gives PDS a T-Bone Suplex that leaves PDS laying in the middle of the ring! NTD climbs to the top of the ladder… AND HITS A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP]

 

Nervous Sheep: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

 

Crowd: HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!!

 

[NTD goes for the first pin of the match… one.. two.. PDS gets the shoulder up! NTD picks up PDS and whips him of the ropes. He grabs PDS on the rebound, tosses him up in the air, and hits a beautiful ¾ turning neckbreaker! PDS is in bad shape. NTD makes a mistake and starts gloating. After finishing gloating, he decides to go for the kerosene-soaked towel chair! He sets the ladder up and begins climbing… But PDS recovers and dropkicks the ladder! The ladder falls into the ropes, and NTD flies over the ropes and crashes onto the arena floor!!

 

Mr. G.: OH MY GOD NTD IS DEAD!!!

 

[NTD is not dead. PDS sets up the ladder right by the ropes, and climbs to the top! HE JUMPS OFF THE LADDER ONTO NTD’S BODY ON THE ARENA FLOOR WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!]

 

Ben: NOW NTD is dead…

 

[NTD is not dead. PDS goes under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire! As NTD somehow struggles to his feet, his skull is introduced to many pointy barbs and a blunt wooden bat! NTD is busted open! PDS whacks NTD again, and NTD falls back to the ground with a thud! PDS beats on NTD’s head with the baseball bat! NTD is a mess!]

 

Nervous Sheep: SOMEONE STOP PDS BEFORE HE KILLS SOMEONE!!

 

[PDS tosses the bat in the ring and grabs a chair! He goes up top… AND HITS A MOONSAULT WITH THE CHAIR ONTO NTD, WHO IS STILL LYING ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!]

 

Ben: I didn’t even know PDS could do a move like that! I have never seen him use a moonsault!

 

Nervous Sheep: These wrestlers are pulling out all the stops tonight!

 

[back in the ring, PDS sets the ladder up and goes for the towel chair! NTD is still down on the outside! PDS gets the chair! As he is climbing down, however, NTD rolls into the ring and knocks the ladder, PDS goes crashing into the ring ropes! PDS groins himself! The towel chair falls into the ring, and NTD slowly picks it up and goes outside to find a lighter! He asks the crowd for a lighter and about 60 lighters come flying at him! He picks one up, and the legendary Fire Chair is born!]

 

Mr. G.: oh my god…

 

[NTD comes into the ring… AND SMACKS PDS IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR!! PDS grabs his burned face in pain! NTD brings the chair across PDS’ back! Blisters immediately start to form! Another shot to his back, and the blisters begin to bleed! PDS looks like he was shot repeatedly in the back! NTD puts the chair on the mat, and sets PDS up for a piledriver on the chair! Luckily, PDS manages to drop to his knees and hit a low blow on NTD! PDS punches NTD, and NTD falls backward onto the chair! Now NTD feels the burn!]

 

Ben: Mr. G., your match is getting out of hand! They are killing each other! This isn’t a wrestling match, this is double homicide!

 

Mr. G.: …

 

[PDS grabs the fire chair and whacks NTD across the face! The heat from the flames mixes with the wounds on his face as NTD lets out a horrible scream! The crowd lets out a scream in response to the horror! PDS puts the chair on the mat, picks up NTD, AND HITS HIS FINISHER, THE AGONY OF DEFEAT ON THE FIRE CHAIR!! NTD’s neck bends backward as his head comes in contact with the flames in a sickening sight!]

 

Nervous Sheep: I..I.. think I am going to be sick!

 

[PDS goes for the pin..One.. Two.. Curry Man rushes in from the back and breaks it up! Curry begins beating on PDS, whip in, clothesline! Curry picks up PDS, and hits an Evenflow Y7C on the flaming chair! Curry is going for a leg-hook DDT on the chair, but RANE comes runing out to save his partner! Rane clocks Curry with a chair (not flaming) and beats him all over ringside! The flaming chair goes out at this point. Rane goes underneath the ring and grabs a bag… what is in it? TACKS!! He dumps half the bag on the arena floor and puts the rest (still in the bag) in the ring. Both wrestlers in the ring are down.]

 

Mr G: This is insane…

 

Ben: No sh..

 

Nervous Sheep: HOLY CRAP! LOOK!!

 

[Outside the ring, Rane has set up Curry for the Acid Rane on the tacks! HE HITS IT! Curry is done for now, blood seeps through his mask as he lay unconscious with tacks sticking out everywhere! Rane goes back into the ring where PDS and NTD have been laying motionless. Rane attempts to wake PDS, to no avail. He rolls PDS over onto NTD, one.. two.. NTD KICKS OUT!]

 

Ben: NTD IS UNBELIEVABLE!!

 

Mr. G. Thank GOD I thought he was DEAD!

 

[Rane pours the rest of the thumbtacks out in the ring. HE SLAMS NTD ON THEM!! NTD is lying on the thumbtacks, a trickle of blood seeps out from under his body and begins to form a puddle. Rane sets up the ladder (remember that?) and climbs to the top… SWANTON BOMB ONTO NTD, WHO IS STILL LYING ON THE TACKS!!]

 

Crowd: Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!

 

[PDS is coming to now, and he slowly gets to his feet. He goes for the pin on NTD, One..Two.. OH MY GOD NTD IS INHUMAN HE IS MADE OF IRON THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN HOW HE KICKED OUT!! Rane and PDS look at each other dumb founded.]

 

The announcers look at each other dumbfounded.

 

[PDS begins stomping on NTD. He picks him up and throws him outside the ring. PDS gets on all fours as Rane runs and jumps off his back over the ropes with a corkscrew plancha on NTD!! Curry Man is coming to now and attacks Rane. Curry and Rane begin fighting and fight all the way to the back. PDS stands in the ring, NTD lies outside the ring. PDS runs at the ropes and tries a slingshot splash on NTD, NTD moves out of the way! PDS crashes into the ground! NTD slowly stands and gives his final burst of offense! He whips PDS into the guardrail, as PDS staggers back, he spears him! Next, he goes under the ring for a table and slides it into the ring.]

 

Ben: What could he be planning?

 

[NTD rolls PDS into the ring. He sets the table up in the corner, and whips PDS into the opposite corner! NTD grabs PDS… AWESOME BOMB INTO THE TABLE!!! PDS slumps in the corner… NTD is hurt too. NTD and PDS lie there motionless for a few seconds before NTD drapes an arm over PDS…one..two.. KICK OUT!]

 

Mr G.: This absolutely incredible. Both of these men refuse to lose to each other!

 

Nervous Sheep: The only way this will end is when one kills the other!

 

[NTD has no idea what to do now. He has tried everthing. He sets the ladder up in the corner and goes to whip PDS into it, but it is reversed! On the rebound, PDS grabs NTD and hits a Sambo Suplex! PDS picks up NTD, and takes him over to the tacks… CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON THE TACKS!!! PDS picks up NTD and whips him into the ropes, clothesline ducked, another miss, NTD comes back with a spinning elbow out of nowhere!]

 

Ben: Where is NTD getting this energy from? Did your son give him something to help him get through the pain of this match?

 

Mr G.: Leave my son out of this.

 

[The ladder is still in the corner. NTD grabs PDS from behind and locks on the TAZMISSION!! But, he turns it into a TAZMISSION PLEX INTO THE LADDER!!! NTD kicks the limp body of PDS out of the ring, and picks him up and sets him on the announce table!]

 

Mr. G.: Clear out guys…

 

Nervous Sheep: Already done…

 

[NTD goes back into the ring, sets up the ladder near the ropes! HE SIGNALS FOR A 900 STAR FROGSPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH PDS’ BODY ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HE TAKES FLIGHT!!! PDS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! NTD GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE ONTO THE FLOOR!!]

 

Mr. G: NTD IS DEAD GOOD GOD!

 

[NTD is almost dead. PDS grabs another table from under the ring and sets it up in the ring. He goes out and gets a can of lighter fluid and a stray lighter from earlier! HE LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE OH MY GOD!!! PDS goes outside and picks up NTD’s motionless body. Before he goes for the table, for good measure, PDS grinds NTD’s face into the tacks in a disgusting display of brutality! PDS sits NTD on the side of the table which is not burning! PDS gets up on the table and grabs NTD! AND HE HITS THE AGONY OF DEFEAT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!! NTD’s face burns and blisters from the flames, as little shards of wood lodge in his open wounds! PDS goes for the cover! ONE… TWO… THREE!!!!! PDS WINS!!!]

 

Mr. G.: I am awestruck. These two really hated each other. Not even I realized how much!

 

Ben: That was one of the most brutal matches I have ever seen!

 

Nervous Sheep: For once I will agree with you… HOLY CRAP!

 

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner, and NEW IGNWF ICTV CHAMPION, PIMP DADDY SARP!!!

 

[PDS grabs the belt and poses with it for a few seconds before getting a glassy look in his eyes and collapsing to the mat! Paramedics rush to the ring and stretcher both beaten men out of the ring area!]

 

The crowd gives the two warriors a standing ovation for an unbelievable, unforgettable match!

 

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[Guest Suicide King]

Sweet Mary McGee.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Phoenix Uprising v.1.0 REP-RE-SENT.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Whoa, it's PDS! Long time, no see, dude Nice to see ya around