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Guest Kotzenjunge
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And finally, click this link for a special picture! WARNING: IT'S GOT BOOBIES AND LIKELY NOT WORK-SAFE!

 

And finally, my sig has the epic Kylie Red Riding Hood picture again in honor of today.

Guest AndrewisyourHero
Posted

The last pic would be good if it wasn't password protected

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

It is? Hmm. I guess I need to find a page that isn't.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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There, it's fixed. I just put it on my Geocities site that I never update.

Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell
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She's got small pepperonies.

 

But yea, nice ass.

 

If she played her cards right, I'd give it to her.

Guest Kinetic
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Good gravy! Under what pretext was that picture taken? Because she doesn't look like she's posing for a nice picture or anything. She looks like she WANTS IT.

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Man, I was going to post a JLH valentine, but I don't think I can top that pic.

 

Damn those Aussies and their free spirits!

 

Seriously, she looks like she's waiting for someone to just dive in there.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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It's actually a picture that occupied two pages of her 1999 pictorial book Kylie, which a friend of mine was pretty much GAWD for and got me off of Ebay since it wasn't sold in America because she was pretty much unknown here at the time.

 

Anyways, it was in her dressing room at a concert, I believe, and yes, she wanted it. She calls herself a sex bomb for a reason, people.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Sex bomb? I thought that was Tom Jones? Or... James Brown?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

She's called herself one also. The sex bombiness of the others is unknown to me.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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That was a let-down. I was expecting so much more.

 

Any way you could re-post these pics, but with something covering her face? :P

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whoa... she looks like Sporty Spice

Don't be dissing Sporty like that.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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(reminds Spiff of the Miami/Green Bay bet)

Hey, I didn't mention that phrase. I'm only barred from saying the phrase, not saying other stuff.

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Her face is actually kind of strange: it looks amazing and lovely in some shots, and like brown-bag material in others. Like in the first three pictures: bad, excellent, excellent. I think she's probably just someone who doesn't always photograph well, but it's odd to see someone as gorgeous as Kylie often looks reduced to the wrong side of ordinary in some pictures.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I never noticed, but she looks like Ellen Burstyn in the first picture. A much younger Ellen Burstyn of course, but it's her all right.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Hmm, Ed's right. Kylie will remain pristine until she dies though.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Hmm, Ed's right. Kylie will remain pristine until she dies though.

Or until she retires ;)

 

I don't doubt that, she's done a great job so far (as long as she remembers... purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening...). She's what, in her 40's? Is that right? She certainly doesn't look it.

Guest evenflowDDT
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She's 34, yo.

Whoops. I always thought she was older. My mistake.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Bastard. I SO don't want to meet for our secret tryst now.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Bastard. I SO don't want to meet for our secret tryst now.

But... please... don't do this to me. I admitted I was wrong, isn't that enough? What more do you want me to do? Just tell me and I'll do it. I don't want to be alone again, it'll kill me :(

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Job to me if we ever meet in the OAOAST, and we'll start to negotiate.

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