From the way too much free time department

[Guest Steve J. Rogers]

I posted this to a Buffy board, so I figured why not here:

 

1) Orginial Zombie (1990-1993)

All Buff and Scobbies would do is destroy the Urn (source of 'Taker's power) Though would be great to see Xander's "scared shitless" face when Taker does the sit-up after being knocked on his ass

 

2) Dead Man (1994-1998)

Yup, they actually did a storyline where The Undertaker "died" (twice actually) The Urn is less controlling, so thats about the only difference. So I'd take this version of the Taker, simply chokeslamming and tombestone piledriving everyone.

 

3) Ministry Of Darkness Taker (1998-1999)

Taker and Friends. I'd probably take the Scoobs over the combined forces of The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) and The Brood (Gangrel, Edge and Christian) and The Big Show before being destroyed by the Satanic Taker (same as the Dead Man version, only more Big Bad like)

 

4) The American Bad-Ass (2000-Current)

While he would kick the shit out of the Scoobies, this is the one that Buffy would have no trouble taking on. No magical zombie-like situps for the latest version of The Undertaker, more like a regular human. So I'd pick Buffy in this one

 

Steve

[Guest What?!]

Although Buffy would probably beat American Bad Ass, I think it would be more harder than it looks. I mean, the guy did take a sledgehammer to the head and survived and won.

[Guest Ripper]

Dude, Willow can put the beat down on anyone.  Just think if she pulled that stuuf on a human that she did to Glory....dear god, we do have too much time on our hands.

[Guest What?!]

Hmmm, on second thought, maybe American Bad Ass would be the one to win easily. This is after all the least selling Undertaker in any incarnation.

[Guest DrEvil]

Keeping in mind that I am taking the point of view of these being characters on tv.

 

1)  Scoobies - by far would be the most interesting story.  The scoobies would hit Taker with everything they had, he would go down, it would look like the good guys won, only to have Taker sit up and kick all their asses.  All would appear to be doomed until they found the source of his power (urn) and destroyed it.

 

2)  Taker - come on, the man died twice and still wouldn't do a job.  They'd kill him, bury him, and he'd pop right out and bonzo gonzo, tombstone, chokeslam, done.

 

3) Scoobies - another interesting story where it would appear that all is lost.  The entire gang would be in some death inspiring bind, only to have Willow come from nowhere to save them all and take out an overconfident Taker.

 

4)  Taker - DUD, The ABA would just no sell the entire onslaught making the scoobies his personal bitch in the process.

 

BTW - love "Scoobies" lol