Guest B-X Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Yo Kinetic, I hear you are moving to Asheville. Well, I spent 7 years in Asheville (best FKing place on Earth), so if you gots any questions about where to find the hos, or places to avoid, hit me up yo. This is to the general audience: Where do you get hos at?
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 State Street in Salt Lake City, daddy. That's the famous location for our hos. Or, you could try one of the high school. Those teenage Mormon sluts... Booyah.
Guest MrRant Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Well when I lived in Las Vegas there were professional hos and amatuer hos. Up here in WA I'm not to sure anymore.
Guest B-X Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Are Mormons more disposed to being hos? Just because of the whole polygomy thing?
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Maybe not, actually.. They're not supposed to enjoy sex, I think. Since they are so restrictive on sexual activities, so many Mormon girls you will find are kinky freaks. When I get some $$$, I think I'll buy a SLC hooker. Just to see.
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I'll make sure I get one of the really clean ones, then. No dirty meth hos for me!
Guest MrRant Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Well goddamnit. Get me one of them ho's that are either High On Life or on Jesus.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I'd like to know where the ho's in Asheville are. Believe it or not, I'd also like to know which places to avoid. I've already learned to avoid this Chinese restaurant downtown due to their godawful salad dressing, so that's progress. On the flipside, I've learned to frequent Broadway Video for their abundance of bootlegs and the shrine to Marvin Gaye next to the cash register. But what else?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 There's a bar here called the Heidelberg that draws folk from miles around to have a rousing evening of binge drinking, fighting, and skanky pussy.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 There's a bar here called the Heidelberg that draws folk from miles around to have a rousing evening of binge drinking, fighting, and skanky pussy. Where do you live?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Northeastern Indiana. It's seriously not worth the drive. From that description, it sounds pretty intriguing, but believe me, once inside, the overpowering stench of vomit and BO, combined with the eternal lingering haze of smoke and dust detracts from its appeal. Getting goggled is a distinct possibility in there, they play horrible music, and the women are...well. I guess they're all female, at least. That's about the nicest thing that can be said.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Nah, I just had drank at a Heidelberg bar in Missouri once, while traveling cross-country, and was curious if it had been the same one, as unlikely as that would be.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Funny story: In Downtown Charleston, there is a street called Sproul Avenue. This is notorious for the prostitute factor. Well, after I dropped out of High School, one thing that kinda bugged me was that I would miss Prom. My best friend had bought two Prom tickets but wound up dateless, so in a sweet turn of events He asked me if I wanted to go since he had no date, and then I'd get to go to Prom. Awesome. We went and all and Prom was alright. (I hate Prom now, though, for selfish, stupid, bitter reasons). Well, post-prom, we take a wrong exit (our prom was in a party room in an attachment to the North Charleston Colisum, about 30-40 mins or so from our town) on the way back home. Lost, we just kind of drove around in this ghetto-like area, trying to find our way back to the interstate. So I look up as we pass a road sign and it says, "SPROUL AVE". So now there's kind of a joke that after Prom, Jake and I took a trip to Sproul. Laugh away. +1.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 It's S-p-r-u-i-l-l, yo. You guys had your Prom at the Convention Center? We had ours at Charles Towne Landing and then at the Charleston Gun Club.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I thought I had spelled it wrong but I wasn't sure. Thanks. Yeah, good ol' Berkeley High sprung for the Convention Center. I can't think of any other areas notorious for prostitution around here.
Guest B-X Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Which Downtown Restuarant? The one next to K-Mart? Or the one near the Biltmore Mall? Try the one near the Biltmore Mall. It's great, but you might have to travel a bit. For Coffee, *BEANSTREETS* is your hookup. Trust the *BEANSTREETS*. Worship teh *BEANSTREETS*. Its right beside the BBT Building (The tallent building in town, ugly ass windows). Just walk down the street from Pack Square. And booyah.
Guest B-X Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Also, for the best hos in Asheville, look behind the police station. I swear to God.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Yeah, good ol' Berkeley High sprung for the Convention Center. Your student body was/is also bigger than ours. Still, the Gun Club was hard as fuck to find and looked like a VFW post on the inside. At least we had it in that cool dome at Charles Towne Landing. Too bad they tore it down. I need to find some gullible high school girl to go to a Prom with. I'm DYING to glowstick at a Prom.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 LOL. That Berkeley actually sprung for anything other than streamers and a DJ at our own gym kind of amazed me. Yeah, our Prom was infested with a bunch of hip hop and booty crap so we just cracked jokes most of the night. I danced with ONE girl and then got REJECTED~!. But it was still a fun night.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Are you insane? I tore it up when the Booty Bass played.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 ...once inside, the overpowering stench of vomit and BO, combined with the eternal lingering haze of smoke and dust detracts from its appeal. Sounds like my apartment
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