Test test's life

[Guest Kramerica]

Mother fuck Test!  Let me rephrase that- Mother fuck him to death.  Ever since Test joinned WWF, alligned with Vince as the body guard garbage he has sucked major balls.  Ever notice that he always chews fucking gum?  It must have come with his contract.  Vince- So uhhh, we give you money and Deisels old moves and outfit and we are good to go.  Test- Ahem!  Vince-  And you can get pushed to the moon even though you lack charisma.  Test- Ahem!  Vince- Lifetime supply of gum?  Test- SOLD!

 

Since then the suckage of balls has reigned supreme.  I remember when he first talked.  He said he was in the "Hisouse".  Since then, my anti-Test friends and I call him Tisest.  Mother fucking dick faced rodent.  

 

Now I read he is dating the love of my life, Stacy Keibler.  She is so perfect.  Her face, innocent and sweet.  Her boobs, small, but nicely shaped and fits nicely into my mouth.  Her lower body, butter; plain and simple.  IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!  

 

So now I ask you all to join my club to kill the mother fucker by the moniker Test.  Then Stacy will be mine, oh yes.. Plus he will be dead.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

When was your 15th birthday again?

 

seriously buddy, tranquilizers work wonders for this sort of problem.

[Guest Anglesault]

OK, that was NOT me.

[Guest]

What a baby you are. Go paly with Anglesault you stupid bitch. I wish Test came over to your house after reading this. You would just pussy out and cry to your mom you #######.

[Guest converge241]

Yes i agree Test must die! Lets form a militia and call to arms to take down Test and his regime of "ball-suckness". This is truly a cause to die for especially when "butter" kiebler is on the line. Prepare to give your life to end test's gum chewing

 

-Lt. Sarcasm

[Guest notJames]

Her boobs, small, but nicely shaped...

If the rumours turn out to be true, you won't be able to say that about her for too much longer...

[Guest swan]

Her boobs, small, but nicely shaped...

If the rumours turn out to be true, you won't be able to say that about her for too much longer...

Is that why they dropped her ass through a table. Nice injury angle.

[Guest notJames]

That's the rumour. And that's a real shame. She doesn't really need it. Even my wife says she's the most attractive body-wise of all the ladies. The others either look too man-ish (Lita) or too unnatural (Trish/Jackie).

[Guest]

Test has only ever had one decent match in his carrer in the WWF, and that weren't even against a fuckin wrestler.

 

Shane O Mac at I think it was Summerslam 99.

 

I have no idea what you could do with Test at all?????

 

Sum sort of stable with Christian and Lance Storm would be cool.

[Guest notJames]

As long as he didn't talk...

[Guest dreamer420]

I hope I don't ever like wrestling so much that I starting wishing death upon people.  Jackasses.

[Guest converge241]

I agree Dreamer.

 

-converge (insecure about smark status,making sure everyone knows the post earlier was sarcasm)

[Guest]

You must excuse my esteemed friend Kramerica. He is just under a lot of pressure since he heard Test was going out with Stacy.

 

He made similar statements reguarding Sean Stasiak last year. He's a good man.... he just... forgets his medicine sometimes.

[Guest]

test has the teeth of a rabbit that was kicked REAL hard in the ass.he has a lisp and he is phallically challenged now MR>FUJI however

[Guest Kramerica]

All you dumb mother fuckers... ####.  I was exagerating.  It was a joke.  I do not like Test, I stated the reasons, but actually killing him would be silly.  

 

So instead of wasting your time attempting to crack jokes in my direction why dont you go reshelf your wrestling video tapes and all your comic books.... Fucking losers.

[Guest dreamer420]

Posts like that only make you look like a total Jackass buddy and don't forget it.  The way you wrote the post made it sound like you were some crazy fucker, forgetting to take your medication.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

So instead of wasting your time attempting to crack jokes in my direction why dont you go reshelf your wrestling video tapes and all your comic books.... Fucking losers.

I'm sorry for starting you on a Trail of Tears, Baby Cries-a-Bunch.

 

By the way, I only own about 5 wrestling videotapes.  

 

I do own a lot of comic books, but, then again ... I write comic books.

[Guest JMac]

Mother fuck Test!  Let me rephrase that- Mother fuck him to death.  Ever since Test joinned WWF, alligned with Vince as the body guard garbage he has sucked major balls.  Ever notice that he always chews fucking gum?  It must have come with his contract.  Vince- So uhhh, we give you money and Deisels old moves and outfit and we are good to go.  Test- Ahem!  Vince-  And you can get pushed to the moon even though you lack charisma.  Test- Ahem!  Vince- Lifetime supply of gum?  Test- SOLD!

 

Since then the suckage of balls has reigned supreme.  I remember when he first talked.  He said he was in the "Hisouse".  Since then, my anti-Test friends and I call him Tisest.  Mother fucking dick faced rodent.  

 

Now I read he is dating the love of my life, Stacy Keibler.  She is so perfect.  Her face, innocent and sweet.  Her boobs, small, but nicely shaped and fits nicely into my mouth.  Her lower body, butter; plain and simple.  IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!  

 

So now I ask you all to join my club to kill the mother fucker by the moniker Test.  Then Stacy will be mine, oh yes.. Plus he will be dead.

Get a grip man holy shit.  By the sounds of things I dim't think she'd be interested in you.  Something tells me the stacks of magazines and tubes of hand cream by your bed would turn her off pretty quick.  Besides, she's into Tests tube and you're into hand lube.