Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 18, 2003 Anyone else try these? I bought a pack of the lemon-flavoured ones today. They also had orange-flavoured, but.. meh. First off, they're sort of shaped like freakish little nipples. Always a plus. They smell like lemon Kool-Aid, or some sort of cleaning product. Very comforting. The sourness doesn't last so long, but it's a pretty decent shock at first. The candy itself is sweet and lemony; just full of freakin' flavour. I stuck one on the tip of my tongue, and it actually went numb, then began to sting... These things are truly delightful. The best part is the nifty little tin they come in. You can just press down on a certain spot and the lid pops off. It's delightful. Yup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 18, 2003 If they can't actually make gerbils explode, I'm not interested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted February 18, 2003 You know what they say about people who eat Altoids... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted February 18, 2003 You know what they say about people who eat Altoids... Uh......their breath....uh....smells.....good? I tried one the other day, and it was good. But, give me my Cinnamon Altoids, and I'm loving life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 18, 2003 If I owned a gerbil, or knew someone that did... *I* would make that sucka explode. Damn Altoids might just do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 18, 2003 I've heard that Altoids are capable of aiding in curiously strong oral sex, but I've not yet tested this theory out myself. It stands to reason, although I'm not sure if I want my dick to be all numb and minty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 18, 2003 It's true. The females can also benefit from said mints. The preferred method, as I understand it, is to eat the mint, then go at it. Getting your cock minted is interesting, but overall, it isn't much of a difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted February 18, 2003 It's true. The females can also benefit from said mints. Basically it's mainly for the females anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted February 20, 2003 wouldnt know about the oral sex thing... have tried the altoids though.... damn good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 20, 2003 My threads = oral sex. Every damn time... Sheesh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted February 20, 2003 Maybe it's a sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 20, 2003 Well. All I wanted to do was discuss these stupid Altoids that smell like lemon soap, and it's like BOOYAH~! we're all talking about oral sex. Maybe that is a sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
