Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted February 18, 2003 I just thought it would make a fun game if we tried to name Metallica's new tour, all I could come up with is: "The Summer Shit tour" Starring: Lars "Jackass" Ulrich Jaymz Hetfield Kirk Hammet Bob "This is Newstead's Fucking replacemnt?" Rock Also starring: Shemp Dogshit with special appearances by: Stinkin Fart Krap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted February 18, 2003 Summer Sanitarium Tour Featuring Metallica, Limp Bizkit, and Linking Park. That's all the joke you need right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted February 18, 2003 Yes...calling the tour what it is already is hilarious (and depressing) enough...**tear** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 19, 2003 Metallica featuring some wussy bandsthat'll get booed off the main stage by the old school metalheads Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted February 19, 2003 X...for once, we might be in complete and utter agreement. I'll be taking my cousin Jamie, who'll be 11 by then, to the show. I got him into Metallica 2 years ago. He owns all of the original Metallica albums BUT Kill 'Em All. I'm also getting him into Slayer, Shadows Fall, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Toxic Narcotic. We'll be boo'ing Suckvayne, Deftones, LiNSYNC Park, and Shrimp Dikzit off the stage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
