Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted February 18, 2003 Report Posted February 18, 2003 Does anyone have either an mp3 or transcript of the big speech at the end of "100 Girls" where the main character stands outside the girls' dorm and proclaims what he'd do for the love of the girl in the elevator? Thank you in advance.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted February 18, 2003 Report Posted February 18, 2003 You know, all I remember from that is specifically one line: I'll even full-on kiss your clitoris. Wow...what's LAZ thinking about...
Guest Youth N Asia Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 I stumbled upon this by accient...and remembed someone asking for it a long time ago. Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.
Guest Choken One Posted July 26, 2003 Report Posted July 26, 2003 God...If I weren't Married I'd go and tell that to any girl out there
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 27, 2003 Report Posted July 27, 2003 YNA, you've done it again, sir. ...tell Sebastian he's welcome back ANY time...
Guest Youth N Asia Posted July 27, 2003 Report Posted July 27, 2003 YNA, you've done it again, sir. ...tell Sebastian he's welcome back ANY time... I smell a trap... He's actually down here viseting now.
Guest Ripper Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 True love Shmue love....I would've got with the girl who changed her hair everyday.
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 God...If I weren't Married I'd go and tell that to any girl out there Ha ha. Riight. If you were married, you'd realize how corny that shit was. It never ceases to amaze me how many 'net nerds ask for soliloquies from movies hoping they can use it on some chick in real life. PLEASE, use this or Affleck's proclamation from "Chasing Amy" on some girl and watch her laugh in your face...if it doesn't go over head after the second sentence. Be yourself, retards and stop looking to movies for pointers or the answers to any other questions about real life you may have.
Guest Ripper Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 God...If I weren't Married I'd go and tell that to any girl out there Ha ha. Riight. If you were married, you'd realize how corny that shit was. It never ceases to amaze me how many 'net nerds ask for soliloquies from movies hoping they can use it on some chick in real life. PLEASE, use this or Affleck's proclamation from "Chasing Amy" on some girl and watch her laugh in your face...if it doesn't go over head after the second sentence. Be yourself, retards and stop looking to movies for pointers or the answers to any other questions about real life you may have. Be honest...you hate everyone that posts on message boards, don't you.
Guest Ripper Posted July 31, 2003 Report Posted July 31, 2003 And just for the record, a bastardised version of the "Chasing Amy" story will get you ass for days. Of course most black women I know have never seen the movie so I could get away with it.
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 I knew Ripper was black. I just knew it. Sure, if you tailor something to your specific needs, it can't hurt to plagarise a little. It's even more advantageous when the lady in question hasn't seen the movie you're talking about. But admit it: using lines is corny enough. But memorizing or even using pieces of dialogue from a movie? Tres' gouche'.
Guest Choken One Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 I didn't see where Ripper said he was black
Guest subliminal_animal Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 He didn't. Probably just got that from the "most black women I know" part. But then again, I'm not totally convinced you can really read, so your response could've been expected either way. Everything that's ever suggested you might be literate could've just been some trick of the light. And I've always assumed Ripper was black, too.
Guest godthedog Posted August 1, 2003 Report Posted August 1, 2003 I'm black. there it is, choken. you must've missed it.
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