Guest Nevermortal Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 HO-LEE-SHIT. These guys are fucking heavy...as a really heavy thing. Without a shadow of a doubt, possibly the craziest sounding band I've ever heard and I've heard some crazy shit. Corey, AoO, Converge....any other Metal freaks care to chime in?
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Yeah, I love this band. They can make my girlfriend cum just by listening to them. That's gotta be good. The music is so invasive and loud, it's almost like fingernails on a chalkboard. I liked them so much that I remixed their entire Dissimulate album, which is something I'll rarely do (a whole album, that is). Incidentally, half the people I've played that mix for had to turn it off because it hurt. Fun times. But yeah, I'd say they're the best Australian band since AC/DC.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 "My love for you is ticking clock BERZERKER Would you like some making fuck BERZERKER"
Guest Nevermortal Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Would you like some making fuck? Did he say making fuck?
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 I actually haven't heard much. But I think Agent said they're grind, and Corey no likey grind. Also, my friends Pat and Gina saw them open at the Nile/Napalm Death show that came up here 2 weeks ago, and they said they sucked.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Bah, Berzerker are the Christina Aguilera of grind, Pat and Gina be damned.
Guest Dace59 Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Doesn't the Berzerker hold the record for the world fastest drumming at like 1300BPM? Anaal Nathrakh should be checked out for the sheer white noise value on "Pandermonic Hyperblast"
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Doesn't the Berzerker hold the record for the world fastest drumming at like 1300BPM? that's like 20 beats per second. or 2 beats per millisecond(if my math is correct). Impossible anyway i would think.
Guest Dace59 Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Not really You have four limbs, all of which can strike beats Stuff was probably triggered. If its a really big kit, striking one symbol can cuase it to strike others, also upping the count. I am hopefully thinking of the right figure too.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 I'm just thinking of the Beat itself, not how many hits you can get on your kit. I know if you are counting double bass, Blasting snare, and multiple symbol hits it should be possible. I was just thinking of individual snare or bass hits in a blast beat.
Guest Dace59 Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 I see. I should dig up the facts on it.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Come to think of it right now the world record for double bass hits in a minute is 1068 done by some new york player. It is a couple years old so it might have changed again though. pretty sure it's still the same.
Guest Dace59 Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Still, shows you how high you can get.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 indeed it does. Damn, if I can't believe in savant drumming then I guess there's no hope for me heh.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Would you like some making fuck? Did he say making fuck? Someone hasn't seen CLERKS.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 No. "did he say making fuck" is a line from Clerks. He was quoting that.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 The Confusion is mostly my fault, due to editing my post, while he was posting that. But I don't feel like explaining it.
Guest Nevermortal Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Dude, I'm a Askewna...maniac. I've got all five flicks. But anyway, on with the Berzerker discussion!
Guest The Hamburglar Posted February 19, 2003 Report Posted February 19, 2003 Mate of mine played me some of their stuff. I couldn't help but break out in a big shit-eating grin at the sheer madness of the speed. Even if you're not a big metal fan (I'm not), its still incredibly impressive and worth a listen.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 20, 2003 Report Posted February 20, 2003 Berzerker's fuckin' BADASS. If you dig them, get into some more ill grind shit like Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Cephalic Carnage, and Nasum. They're opening for Dying Fetus on their US tour which is going on as I type this, I believe. Hit up my grindcore link in my sig for tour details. :Tears Corey's face off for good measure:
Guest Dace59 Posted February 20, 2003 Report Posted February 20, 2003 Welll, Slipknot have a perthicly tiny amount of Goregrind infulences. I wonder if Napalm death will settle down on just being Death Metal or Grindcore.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Yeah guys, I bought a Berserker album back in like '92. I don't think the "early stuff is always better" adage applies here:
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Grindcore has roots in free jazz. Well, it does.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 If you go back far enough, all music has roots in... banging rocks together and howling. Or something like that.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 That's a forgotten genre. Hey rats, want to start a band? Cavecore. Fuckin' a. That Berzerker pic is a riot.
Guest Dace59 Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Grindcore has roots in free jazz. Well, it does. And far closer roots in Punk Punk --> Hardcore Punk --> Hardcore --> Grindcore --> Goregrind, Deathgrind, Pornogrind etc.
Guest gangsteruwa Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Ahem, my sig. COUGH COUGH!!!! anyway, is this the band that made the video with autopsy footage?
Guest The Czech Republic Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 That Berzerker pic is a riot. I do what I can, man.
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