Most annoying religious fundamentalist

[Guest JMA]

Who do YOU think is the most annoying religious fundie?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Falwell. The only close contender is Tipper Gore.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Damn... do we have any annoying religious fanatics left on these boards? Looks like they all got banned.

[Guest Brian]

Spider Poet's still here.

[Guest bob_barron]

But he isn't annoying unlike Dopey, Bubble Boy and Stone

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

not even remotely as annoying. In fact, not annoying at all. His constant ridicule of Kotzenjunge is endearing the little chap to me more and more.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

not even remotely as annoying. In fact, not annoying at all. His constant ridicule of Kotzenjunge is endearing the little chap to me more and more.

I thought we were special....

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I voted for other, meaning all of the above, except for Buchanan, I actually agree with him.

[Guest wrestlingfanatic]

Isn't Buchanan a politician, not a preacher?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I disagree with calling SpiderPoet a fanatic, even as a joke. He's devoted to his faith, but also has an open mind, a cool demeanor when discussing his faith, and doesn't force his views on others, which makes him the polar opposite of a fanatic.

 

As for which is the worst... regardless of the religion or idea, anyone who can be called a "fanatic" is a sorry excuse for a human being. Fanatical left-wingers are no better than fanatical right-wingers, fanatical Jews are no better than fanatical Christians, etc.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm religous, and havn't been banned.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Why is Billy Graham on this list?

[Guest SP-1]

I think I should be on that list. Purely for comedic purposes. I'd pimp that in my sig.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Hey, who exactly is Jerry Falwell?

[Guest Some Guy]

He's a Christian preacher who does or did lead a huge religous right group. He's on the Cable News shows a lot. The group donates tons of money to politicians (mostly GOP) with the caveat that they try to over turn Roe v. Wade and put more Christianity back into society. Typical religous zealotry with deep pockets and a lot of support. Anytime he opens his mouth, no matter how inane what he said was he gets lambasted by the left for bigotry or something.

[Guest SP-1]

::continues campaigning to be on the list::

 

See! I can be a political Christian! AND I deface Kotzenjunge sigs! I belong there. You know it, I know it, and the SmartMarks people know it.

[Guest SP-1]

DOn't make me deface another Kotz banner.

[Guest MrRant]

You are too nice to be on the list. To everyone except me though.... asshole.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Oh Mr. Rant, thank you very much for the MP3's.

 

About the topic at hand... Don't pick on a man because of his faith... pick on a man because he obsesses over a Mustang-Loving, kylie-worshipping raver.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Don't pick on a man because of his faith... pick on a man because he obsesses over a Mustang-Loving, kylie-worshipping raver.

Who obsesses over me?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

The Amazing/Sensational/Spectacular/Web of/Peter Parker:/ Spider-Poet.

[Guest SP-1]

You are too nice to be on the list. To everyone except me though.... asshole.

You know it'd be fun to create a Mr. Rant CAW and put him through a trampoline.

 

And you know you love me.

[Guest SP-1]

Fine. But if anyone ever creates a "Coolest Christian Around" poll, I best be on it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What about that Christian dude I know who just killed a bear with his bear hands, cooked it with pure thought and ate it, then went home, downed a 24-pack, and screwed all four of his live-in girlfriends at once?

 

Okay, he wasn't a Christian, but damn he was cool.

[Guest JMA]

Isn't Buchanan a politician, not a preacher?

You don't have to be a preacher to be on this poll. You just have to be an annoying religious fundamentalist. Anyone can be a religious fundie. All that is required is that you are very close minded, feel your religion is superior to all others, and try to push your agendas on the unwilling. Anyways, I think Spider-Poet is pretty cool. I have no real problem with Christianity, just the people who use it for the wrong reasons (like to justify hate or to get votes in politics). Joshua bin Mariam (the real name of Christ) was pretty cool himself.

 

I don't believe he had powers or anything, just that he was a great man and philosopher. I'm an atheist myself but respect the beliefs of others.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Don't pick on a man because of his faith... pick on a man because he obsesses over a Mustang-Loving, kylie-worshipping raver.

Who obsesses over me?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm not so sure about you, AoO. You've been not so nice to me the last couple of days.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm ever-changing, like the sweeping mists that so gently caress the tender dewdrops on a quivering rose petal. Captivating and powerful like storm clouds o'er the rolling plain.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So is this a "Love Kotz" phase right now? If so, I'm feelin' kinda randy...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

whoa now, don't interrupt the imagery.

 

...Like waving grasses alive with leaping insects, dancing helter skelter to the rite of spring. A cobweb in the breeze, one frond gingerly adhered to a cherry blossom.

 

...and I'm spent.